These Weird Complaints Couples Shared Will Make You Feel Better About Being Single

Some of these complaints are so petty and strange that you’ll be wondering if these couples aren’t just looking for a way out or something to fight about out of boredom.

Trust us, it’s better to stay single without anyone around to make fart noises or hog the television. You’re the real winner here.

Complaining He’s Too Literal

man and woman talk during therapy session
Photo Credit: Cottonbro / Pexels
Photo Credit: Cottonbro / Pexels

“My wife complains that I’m too literal. So we went to see a marriage counselor and she asked, ‘so what brings you here today?’ I said, ‘my truck.'” —Montana_Joe / Reddit

Although funny to anyone outside the relationship, I wouldn’t imagine the wife was too pleased to be paying $100 an hour for her husband to be telling dad jokes.