Women Share Clear Things That Just Exude F-Boy Energy
If you've been in the dating world over the past five years or so, you've probably come across the term "f**kboy." Not to be confused for a guy who is simply looking for a casual relationship, a f**kboy is the type of man who pretends to be invested in you romantically or in another way when, in reality, he's only looking to get into your pants.
These women on the internet shared signs that just scream f**kboy energy, and I am living for it.
Yes, Without You!
This comment comes up most often when you say something that can be perceived or twisted to sound steamy, like sleeping in your bed or coming out of the shower.
"I've Been Hurt Before"
A f**kboy will tell you a long-winded tale about how the girl he liked in high school absolutely destroyed him by merely not wanting to date him, and he'll express how "damaged" that situation has made him.
20 Questions Is Always A Trap
While I encountered this tactic of f**kboy-ism the most when I was in my high school and early college days, there's no denying that 20 questions was only just a ploy for them to ask intimate questions.
So Many Photos Like This
I'm not saying that posting a photo like this inherently makes you a f**kboy, but there is definitely a general correlation between men who do and how much f**kboy energy they exude.
Poor Baby :(
Women will undergo severe headaches, depressive episodes, mood swings, weight gain, and other side effects using oral contraceptives, but f**kboys won't wear a condom because it "doesn't feel as good :(."
Slow Your Roll, Buckaroo!
One tactic f**kboys often use to try to lure you into trusting them enough to get naked is to use pet names for you far too early so you think they're invested (they're not).
I'm Wearing Sweats
F**kboys will ask what you're wearing as an attempt to stir up a sexual conversation as if you aren't likely just wearing an unbecoming sweatpants and hoodie combination while lying on the couch.
He Only Wants One Thing
Despite how much effort, compliments, and declarations of how much he likes you and thinks you're unique, this guy will literally disappear the second he gets what he wants from you and only return when he wants it again.
Can You Chill?
You might think that a guy giving you a lot of compliments would be a good thing, but the constant barrage of flattery comes off as insincere and definitely has an agenda to it.
Just One Of The Many
Sometimes, they will even have the audacity to say things like "y'all" in the message, making it clear that the message was not even remotely personal, but meant for many women.
We Get It, You're Hot
The thing about a f**kboy is that he goes out of the way to constantly show off his physique at the gym. We can't deny that he's good looking, but come on.
"U Up?"
He might as well be a vampire because you will never see him in the daylight. This man will send you messages or call you around one in the morning.
This Is Not The Time To Flirt!!!
You can tell a f**kboy about any sort of problem you're dealing with in your life—the death of a loved one, a major health crisis, a car accident—and he'll try to respond in a flirty way.
It's The 180° Change For Me
Talking to a f**kboy will give you emotional whiplash because he'll sing a certain song about how much he likes you for a while and then suddenly flip the script.
You Don't Deserve A Photo
You'll be only a handful of messages into a conversation with this guy, and suddenly, he will be begging you to send a naked picture to him before sending your an unsolicited photo of his junk.
There's A Comment Section For A Reason
I'm not saying that I particularly want men to comment on my photos, but I feel like the DM response to a photo is a way to bait you into a conversation you never really wanted.
This Is Also A Trap
Very similar to 20 questions, this game suggestion was a common f**kboy tactic when I was in high school as a way to "dare" the girls into kissing them/getting physically intimate.
There's Something About This Look
I swear that f**kboys across the nation must have a group chat where they all collectively decided that this was going to be the uniform they'd wear, right down the scraggly beard.
It Could Be Anything
You could be telling this guy that you are currently dealing with a troublesome bed bug infestation in your house, and he'd say, "Wow, but would it bug you if I was in your bed??"
Women Can Do It Too
I feel like being a woman and dealing with enough f**kboys can sometimes lead to you in some ways becoming one yourself. You really either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
