Some guys seem to have exhausted every dating app and platform available to them so they turn to weird, generic places to try and hit on women.
It doesn’t take long to become strikingly obvious why this guy is single, but you have to read his post to believe it.
To Start Off With, Things Seem Fairly Average
The lengthy post starts out relatively normal and seems like the beginning of a dating profile.
However, a caption explains that the images were not taken from any dating app, but rather a platform used to connect strangers with new friends in other countries.
Then It Starts To Sound Like A Deeply Personal Dating Profile
The man behind the original post launches into intense detail about his personal interests and hobbies.
Disturbingly, he included “showing off my beautiful purple mushroom head” next to things like “cloud watching, stargazing, and self-improvement.”
He Lists His Favorite Things About Women And They Are… Uh, Generic
This is where things really start to take a turn.
The next category in the post says “Female favorites,” which is followed by a very oddly generic, very concise list of his favorite qualities in a woman.
His Female Failures List Is Long And Ridiculous
Next, he doubled down on the whole “this is what I want in a woman” thing and went on an absolutely insane rant about all the things he does not like about women.
This category is called “Female failures” and it’s a notably longer list than his favorites.
The Post Turns Vile And Targets Certain Women
His post then turns particularly vile as he begins to berate women who he calls “manipulative, high maintenance, not affectionate, lazy, self-centered.”
What would this horrible post be without thinly veiled racism? The inclusion of “BBW” in his “Female failures” list tells you everything you need to know about this piece of garbage.
If You Are Deemed Worthy Of An Answer, You Better Be Prepared
He then goes ahead and puts out a requirement for who is allowed to message him/who is worthy of an answer from Prince Toilet Scum.
Thankfully, that third requirement about the “physical gene pool” is cut off because no doubt it was racist as hell.
Matt Has Revealed Himself To Be A Lonely Loser
The bottom line is that this creepy, horny freak has officially run out of places to annoy women and is now doing it on an international friends app.
Truly, no place is safe from the toxic male.
It’s Hard To Guess Why Someone Like This Is Single…
Commenters did not hold back on roasting this misogynistic jerk and were quick to point out that his post was dripping in hypocrisy.
He doesn’t want to date a narcissistic person with insane standards because he doesn’t want to date himself, and neither does anyone else.