Obviously, there are certain perks that come with being in a relationship. Things like sharing expensive bills, doing activities together, and having someone to hook up with (almost) whenever you’re in the mood.
That being said, relationships also have their painfully annoying downfalls and the people below are proving that staying single might not be so bad.
When Your Girlfriend Moves Into The House (And The Bathroom)
When you move in with a partner, it can be hard to adjust to sharing certain spaces like the bathroom and kitchen.
This man shared a snap of his bathroom counter after his girlfriend moved in. It’s very clearly her bathroom counter now.
Amazon, The Universal Apology Delivery Service
Someone got in a fight with their girlfriend and sent her this Amazon gift with a personalized message as a peace offering, days later.
Whatever this toxic relationship is, count us out.
The Resemblance Is Uncanny
This woman thought that she caught an adorably candid selfie of her and her boyfriend.
He quickly humbled her by sending her this photo of Shrek and Donkey in response to her post.
Tricking Your Boyfriend Into Avoiding Your Snacks
When you live with a partner, you’re constantly competing for the best food in the house—they can be worse than siblings.
This person found the “perfect spot” to hide their Reese’s chocolate eggs from their “egg-hating” boyfriend. He hates eggs but loves Reese’s, making the egg carton the only naturally safe space.
Boyfriend Can’t Flip A Pancake To Save His Life
Letting your boyfriend take over the kitchen responsibilities can be risky business if he doesn’t know what he’s doing.
This guy sent the pancakes absolutely soaring during a flip-fail. It’s always a safe bet to flip responsibly.
This Weird Empty Toilet Paper Roll Stash
Imagine going to change the roll of toilet paper at your boyfriend’s house and finding this graveyard of empty TP rolls in the bathroom drawer.
How long did it take to get this many? Why doesn’t he throw them out? Where are the full rolls of toilet paper?
She Wants Whatever, Please Send Whatever
Ordering food is easier when you’re single and this special message to the restaurant delivery service proves that.
A clearly annoyed and hungry boyfriend wrote, “Please send me an empty box that has ‘whatever’ written in big letters in it because that’s what my girlfriend said she wants.”
First Time Coffee Maker, Rookie Mistakes Were Made
You would think that a 21-year-old man would know how to make a pot of coffee, or at least how to look it up, but nope.
This is the result of someone trying and failing to make a morning cup of joe at their girlfriend’s place.
He Never Should Have Been Trusted With This Job
This is what happens when you leave a lazy boyfriend in charge of bringing a potluck meal.
He stops at McDonald’s on the way to the event and orders an insane amount of cheeseburgers and fries, always classy.
Good Intentions Still Result In Disaster Sometimes
To the man who decided to run a laundry load for a single down pillow, why?!
The best policy is to read the handy-dandy little tag attached to all linen products that warn you whether the product will survive the washing machine.
Girlfriend Kicked A Spider And A Hole In The Wall
Dating someone with an irrational fear of spiders has to be tiring after a while, especially when they kick holes in your drywall trying to kill a spider.
Your job is now first and foremost spider murderer (or relocator if you’re a professional).
He Meant Well When He Switched The Laundry Over
Sometimes when men try to help, they simply make things much worse, as evidenced by these “blackout” curtains that did not survive the dryer.
Dear men, when you’re unsure about the next step in the laundry process, it’s always best to wait and ask.
This Man Left The Plastic Cutting Boards In The Oven For Safe Keeping
One woman was unfortunate enough to find out that her clueless boyfriend stored their plastic cutting boards in the oven, which she later preheated.
The result was melted plastic and an awful smell that would have been impossible to get out of the oven.
Cleaning And Beer Go Together, Apparently
This woman asked her boyfriend to help with the cleaning around the house.
He reluctantly agreed but made sure that he had all the essential products, including five beers. Somehow the beer seems counterproductive.
It’s Time To Kick Her To The Curb
Every now and then, you need space from your partner and your phone, but that isn’t always received well.
One man shared this picture and explained, “Ignored my girlfriend’s texts after a tough shift at work. She took her frustration out on my TV, RIP big guy.”
Who The Heck Was In Charge Of This Bubble Bath?
The water to soap ratio here is extremely skewed. The result is a bathroom that looks like the inside of a washing machine.
This is a good example of what happens when you let someone else be in control of the soap.
Drunk Boyfriends Can Reach Peak Stupidity
Even if this guy was completely hammered, this attempt at charging his phone almost gave him a zap.
His girlfriend woke up the next morning to find the evidence of his mishap.
No Space Is Safe, Not Even The Bathroom
Living alone is peaceful and calm. Living with a boyfriend always puts you at risk of being pranked, startled, or farted on.
This woman continually finds a giant clown face hidden around the home, to keep her on her toes or something.
Is A Free Haircut Worth An Uneven Patch?
At some point, this guy thought, “Why should I pay for the barber when I have a girlfriend and a shaving kit?”
He had to learn the hard way that she had no clue how to select the right razor attachment and picked one that was sized 2 mm instead of Number 2.
Shower Beers For A Stinky Dude
The caption on this picture said, “at least I know my boyfriend took a shower today.”
There’s a lot to unpack with that so we’re going to skip past it and focus on the shower beer that was casually discarded among the soap bottles.