Be “It’s Complicated” Internationally—The Best Places To Travel Based On Your Relationship Status
Your relationship status is the best travel agent you can ever hope to link up with. I'm telling you this as a person who's been on more long "romantic" vacations with partners I definitely shouldn't have been with than I can count. The wrong trip at the wrong time can send your relationship crashing down in flames.
Here's where you should go based on your relationship status at any given time. And yes, don't worry, you can buy cheap wine in all of these places because you'll probably need it.
Need To Get Over Your Crush That Doesn't Even Know Who You Are? Go To This Recluse Island In The Florida Keys
I don't need to tell you how insanely embarrassing it is to hold a candle for someone who doesn't even know your name...because you've definitely felt it. Hide away in shame at the tiny 5.5-acre private island, Little Torch Key, in the Florida Keys. They have a spa too, so you can pretend to relax as you die inside.
If You Haven't Had "The Talk" Yet Go Somewhere Crazy—Like Skydiving In Dubai
Nothing is scarier than defining the relationship with your person (if you can even call them that), except for maybe jumping out of a plane. So go somewhere where you don't have time or the emotional capability to think about what you two are doing. Skydiving over the Palm Islands in Dubai should take your mind off that.
They're Still Trying To Impress You? Take Them To Rome So They Can Nerd-Out And Feel Superior
Early on in relationships we're all still trying to impress our partners with our knowledge or whatever...so if you're dating a real history buff, why not take them to Rome? It's a city rich in history, religion, architecture, and food, and will give your partner plenty of fodder to geek out over to win your heart.
Recently Single And Don't Want To "Find Yourself" In Yoga Class? Soul Search In Interlaken, Switzerland
If you just came out of a long relationship and you feel like you've lost a piece of yourself, you're probably thinking of taking a trip that'll help you discover the pieces of yourself that you may have lost along the way. There's no better place to do that than Interlaken, Switzerland. You can wander in between the mountains and frolic and find yourself and eat lots of cheese.
Fight So Much You Can't Agree On Anything? Take A Trip Down Under (Mercifully, Not The Down-Under They Always Want You To Go)
Sometimes, fighting is a relationship stage, let's just be honest. If you two are going to bat over anything and everything, you need to consider a place that has it all for your vacay. Specifically, the Goldcoast of Australia. It's got wonderful beaches, shopping, nature reserves, and fantastic food to explore, so you two can do your own things and agree to disagree.
You Guys Are Instagram Official—So Get IG-ing In Bora Bora
If you two are very much that couple on Instagram (the ones with all the gorgeous photos and brunch photos together, you know) you should take a vacation that's as Insta-friendly as your relationship now. Bora Bora's small island vibes, beautiful waters, and colorful beaches will be the perfect backdrop for all your photos.
You're Thinking They're Going To Pop The Question—Better Book A Flight To Paris
Listen, if things are getting serious and you think your significant other is going to propose, there's no shame in planning a little trip to Paris. You're not forcing them to propose, just speeding the process along a little by getting you both in the most romantic city in the world. So they can...you know, get down on a knee.
Engaged And Want To Know If They're As Big A Freak As You? Head To Amsterdam (Especially The Red Light District)
If you're engaged then you're probably a little awkward around you S/O (just a little). So there's no better time to blow away any boundaries you may have with one another that are just going to be erased with years of marriage anyway. Amsterdam's vibrant red-light district will cure you of any awkwardness you may still have. Oh, and the scenery is nice too.
Want To Find Other Hot Singles In Your Area? Change Your Location To Ibiza
Some of us are single and ready to freaking mingle, and what better place to do that than one filled with hormones, flashing lights, copious amounts of booze, and other single party people who like all three of those things? If that's music to your ears, you have to try Playa d'en Bossa on the east coast of Ibiza since it boasts the longest beach and most lively nightlife.
Just Moved In Together After Months Of Fighting And Planning? Go To An All-Inclusive Cuban Resort
Look, you two have probably been fighting for weeks about what lamps go where and dealing with all the set up that comes with moving, so you need a break from stress-fighting over planning. Let someone else deal with your needs on the cheap and go to an all-inclusive resort like the Iberostar in Varadero Cuba. Yes, alcohol is included.
Wanna End Things? Take A Trip To Your Local Library During Exam Season Where It's Acceptable To Quietly Public-Cry
Not to be one to advertise public breakups, but sometimes breaking up with someone in private isn't really an option. If you want to perform a destination "break up" then I suggest going somewhere where public crying isn't weird. A sad movie or a library during exam season might be a better option than a trip to Bali.
Casually Seeing A Tinder Date And Want To Push The Creepy Boundaries By Recreating The Notebook? Head To Charleston, South Carolina
If you want romantic sparks to fly between you and your new Tinder beau without spending a lot of money (just in case), take a trip to Charleston, South Carolina. Many newer airlines offer cheap domestic flights under $80 and the city's history and beautiful colonial architecture will definitely get things flowing. Plus, The Notebook was a good movie and it's not creepy at all you want to recreate it.
You're A Mature Couple And Are Thirsting For Some Quality Art And Culture, So Head To NYC
Being together with someone for years is no small feat, but sometimes you're bound to feel like you've run out of things to talk about. Head to Broadway in NYC to get a big dose of culture with theater, plays, and much, much more.
You're Casual In College—Take A Weekend Vacay To Your Nearest Major City
If you're both students without a whole lot of budget and you're just casually seeing each other, a big destination vacation really isn't the trip for you. The worst thing that could happen would be you blowing a ton of cash only to break up on a week-long romantic cruise. Instead, take a weekend getaway to a near major city—it's cheap and near enough that if things turn South you can leave.
You're In A Long Distance Relationship, So Make The Most Of Your Quality Time And Go Camping
Being in a long-distance relationship makes you appreciate the time you spend together even more. So when you're vacationing with your distance partner, you want to spend precious time with them, and only them. Take them on a little romantic camping trip, specifically to Acadia National Park in Maine, where you can hike, swim, and camp in the beautiful secluded woods.
You Guys Are A Chill Open-Relationship Couple, Say Phuket, Thailand
Thailand, in general, is the perfect place to go if you two are open, budget-wise, and looking for a non-structured vacation. Plenty of people backpack through Thailand and enjoy the country for its beautiful sights, scenery, and spas and pleasant atmosphere.
You Two Are Getting Ready To Settle Down And Want One Last Big Hurrah, So You Go To...Drumroll....Vegas
Las Vegas is known as "sin city" for a reason—so if you're getting ready to settle down with each other, then you're going to want to exit out of those casual years with a bang. So do the biggest thing you can do and head to Vegas. You may not want to look at each other in the mornings though...
Honeymooning? I'd Practice Santorini, I Ain't Got No Crystal Ball...
Santorini, in Greece, is known for its gorgeous views, historic culture, and incredible wine, so it's a no-brainer for a honeymoon destination. You don't have to eat Greek salad and ride a donkey like they do in the movies...but you definitely should.
Forgo Disney, If Travelling With Your S/O And Your Kids Be Cool Parents And Go To Iceland
Iceland is a family favorite for traveling because it's got tons of cool excursions (trekking across volcanic rock, swimming in glacial water, and snowmobiling) that the whole family can do, as well as more romantic things for you and your partner. Cities like Reykjavik are beautiful and offer scrumptious food and drink for parent's night out.
Mad At Your Spouse And Want To Blow All Their Money At A Casino But Don't Want To Suggest "Vegas" In Case They Get Suspicious? Niagara Falls, Canada
Niagara Falls is the perfect low-key casino destination for anyone who's itching to revenge-spend their spouse's money. People think that because it's Canada it'll be cheap, so you'll be able to post up at the slot machines all day without your spouse knowing what your true plan is.
