Women Who Know How To Always Come Out On Top
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Some people just have a natural talent for taking the circumstances given to them and finding a way to turn it in their favor.
These women in particular used their wits and willpower to decide exactly what they wanted and figured out the best way to get it.
Make His Pockets Hurt, Sis!
While we can't officially state that we support theft, we can say that we stan a woman who takes every opportunity available to continue on her hustle and secure the bag.
Emergency Hair Straighteners Should Be Everywhere
Do you know the number of times I've gone into a public bathroom only to realize I'd missed a piece of hair while straightening? Let's help women everywhere stunt on their exes.
This Man Has One Lucky Girlfriend
This is truly relationship goals. One day, I want to date a man who is so unwaveringly committed to me that he won't even consider touching another woman, just as this guy's girlfriend has achieved.
Grandma Has Her Priorities Straight
Everyone's out here worrying about how Grandma is doing in terms of her health, whereas Grandma is only worried about how she's going to continue to get tipsy now that the booze has run out.
Do I Really Need A Check Engine Light?
Kudos to this woman who decided she never really even paid attention to the normal dials on her dash and decided to instead make her car a makeup studio on the go.
The Game Is At 5 But The Essay Is Due At Midnight
Ah, to be in college again. I remember that I would be taking shots of tequila during the pre-drink while finishing a paper just so I could make it to the bar that night.
She Knows How To Use Her Resources
A white fur rug is not a cheap item to have in your household, so sometimes you need to improvise with what you have nearby. Instagram doesn't need to know the truth.
It's Not Lying If You Don't Get Caught
When you work on server wages, you have to do what you can to secure those good tips, even if it involves lying about taking vodka shots to collect that money!
He Knew He Couldn't Say No
He's doing nothing but sitting on the couch while watching the game, and she has a wig she wants straightened. You have to take advantage of your opportunities to make your husband useful.
We Love A Queen Who Understands Economics
Yeah, you could steal his hoodie after the breakup, but he already has so many of those, and it's only worth $30. A printer, however, is a much better long-term investment.
Dress To Impress (At First)
Women know that the right way to take on the world is to present the most polished, beautiful version of yourself first...and then reveal the truth after you've already got the other party to commit.
I Hope To One Day Achieve This Level Of Pettiness
This guy's mom decided that she would not let her husband try to take credit for any of the birthing process. "Men are incapable" is truly a big, big mood.
I Will Not Give Up A Second Of "Getting Ready" Time
We may be late, and he may be complaining, but who got to spend the exact amount of time they wanted to get ready actually doing so? That's what I thought.
Carole Baskin Always Gets Her Way
For those of us who have indulged in Netflix's recently released documentary Tiger King, we know that Carole Baskin is a woman who'll go as far as she needs to to get what she wants.
...And That's The Tea, Sis
Older generations will make fun of younger ones for their constant use of new technologies and social media, but we know exactly how to use them to find out any information we want.
I Would Answer FaceTimes Like This If I'd Just Gotten Engaged Too
If I, after months of hinting at a man about wanting to get married and what ring I wanted to wear, finally got engaged, I would show every person that ring every day until my wedding.
Women Are The Best Detectives Alive
I don't understand why detective work is a male-dominated profession when all of the most innovative and intelligent sleuths I've met are women who have a sneaking suspicion their partner isn't being faithful.
Even Nature Is Obsessed With Her!
It's one thing to have men wrapped around your pinkie finger, but to have random animals from the wild at your beck and call is some real Disney Princess energy.
She Refused To Be Swindled
As any type of creative or artistic entrepreneur, there are always going to be people who try to underpay you for the services you offer, but we love a makeup artist who stands up for her work!
We Even Know How To Use Our Powers For Evil
Here's the thing, though: if you convince everyone else who is practicing social distancing and staying inside to get bangs, you'll emerge as the prettiest person when quarantine is all over.
