Women Are Sharing The Weirdest Things They’ve Found In Men’s Bathrooms And We’re Not Okay

Going over to a boy's house for the first time, or the tenth time, is always an experience and there's one room that's really going to emphasize the gap between you and him: the bathroom.

Boys bathrooms don't have garbage pails half the time, they rarely have hand soap, if you look in the shower you might discover they use dish soap to wash their hair — you never know what you'll find.

Asking The Important Question

weird bathroom tweet beginning
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @jodieegrace

Seriously, think about it. How many times have you been at a party or gone over to a house where 5 guys are living and everything might seem normal, but then you enter the bathroom and discover the standard of squalor they really live in?

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We Fear It's A Multipurpose Hairbrush

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makeshift plunger with hairbrush
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @jodieegrace

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This might have been able to count as some weird life hack if it wasn't just plain concerning. Do you think that hairbrush also gets used on someone's head, or is it strictly a toilet brush?

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Something Wicked This Way Comes

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toilet paper person in a bathroom
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @harismedguess

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We don't even know where to start with this one, but if you ever find this in anyone's bathroom you need to turn around and leave immediately because you might be next.

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There Aren't Even Any Bubbles

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bathtub of dishes
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @KatieOakes16

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No one likes doing dishes, so why not expedite the process and do them all at once? The more concerning aspect is that it seems like those dishes have been sitting there for a while, meaning no one has used that shower for a while...

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Let's Get Down To Business

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defeat the huns bathroom carving
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Yes, that is exactly what you think it is. The door to this bathroom has been carved into Li Shang's head from Mulan, and then they took the time to also carve in "we must defeat the huns!"

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Burnin' Up For You Baby

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a jonas shrine
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @ShrillianR

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That's right, ladies and gentlemen. That right there is a framed portrait of the Jonas Brothers. And it's not just a regular photo, it's an oil painting of Nick, Joe, and Kevin, hanging directly above the toilet.

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He's Always With You

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two jesus portraits in the bathroom
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As if one portrait of Jesus wasn't enough, they had to go and add a second one — with googly eyes —to make your bathroom experience far more uncomfortable than you ever needed it to be.

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Drinking Orange Juice After Brushing Your Teeth Was Already Bad Enough

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toothbrush holder that's an orange
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Okay, we get it if you don't want to have to spend money on one of those little toothbrush holder cups (despite the fact that they're literally $1 or $2 at the dollar store) but wasn't there a more acceptable option than citrus?

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A Design Flaw

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jimmy rigged toilet paper holder
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @ohhitsmckenna

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Clearly this house is full of engineering students because we can't deny it's an impressively rigged up system, but we all know it must be all men because women would've realized it's fatal design flaw.

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The Best Seat In The House

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extra seating in the bathroom
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @kyleccomedy

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What we really want to know is what was the original situation that sparked this seat being brought into the bathroom? Was someone having a great conversation that they didn't want to end, or did someone need a little moral support?

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A DIY Project To Brag About

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hole in the wall as a shelf
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You know when you get so mad that you punch a hole in the wall, but then you don't want to have to cover up that hole so instead you start using it as a shelf in your bathroom? We don't get it either.

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The Unexpected Roommate

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kangaroo visitor in the bathroom
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @morgrogerrs

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If we walked into a bathroom and found a kangaroo we'd be having a serious conversation in the mirror with ourselves about getting too drunk at the pregame, because we wouldn't believe that was real.

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Was It A Gift Or Did He Order It For Himself?

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pegasus shower curtain in a bathroom
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @glostik_xo

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This would leave us with a lot more questions than answers, but if you're going to drive 6 hours to see someone, it's going to take a lot more than a silly shower curtain to scare you off.

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We're Curious How Much This Cost

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jeff goldblum shower curtain
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We love Jeff Goldblum as much as the next person and we can acknowledge what a great movie Jurassic Park was, but do we really need him to watch us take mirror selfies in the bathroom? Absolutely not.

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Did They Add The Head Themselves?

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demon baby riding a lion
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @wunderlibrarian

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This one is all sorts of weird, and we'd rather go to the bathroom at Starbucks around the corner than have to have this creepy face watch us brush our teeth in the morning.

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It's All About Balance

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chipotle napkins as toilet paper
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @Steph_Pear

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Maybe he was hoping the relaxing eucalyptus spray would calm you down so much that you wouldn't notice the fact that his toilet paper has "Mexican grill" printed on it.

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It Really Is The Wild Wild West

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toothbrush and comb with half the teeth missing
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Again with the toothbrush holders that should've never had toothbrushes put in them. Could they not use a shelf or a drawer like the rest of us instead of using tiny cowboy boots?

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Who Raised You?

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toilet paper holder sideways
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @harley_schroyer

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This is beyond dysfunctional. Male energy is far too chaotic. I get how it's theoretically too much work replacing the roll, but now no one can grab a square without there being a giant hole in it.

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It's Poppin

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popcorn man
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @MyGrubbyHands

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This is either a strategic tactic because they don't want anyone to use their bathroom, or they want to provide snacks for their guests at a moment's notice no matter what room in the house they're in.

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Making Their Intentions Clear

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coca cola shirt but it doesn't say coca cola
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Your eyes are not deceiving you with this one. It's exactly what it looks like, and we don't blame this girl for needing to take a quick picture of it as proof for her friends later.