Women are incredible. We’re so smart, versatile, and have a special kind of emotional intelligence. That all being true, as amazing as women are, there are times when even they make mistakes…or really off-hand genius decisions. It’s amazing how often those things overlap. It’s just another great talent of women…being genius and a little bit nuts.
The Winner In “Putting Too Much Trust In Animals”
Look, animals are great, and I will always be the first to sing their praises. That being said, I’m not sure that I would trust my face in front of a goat.
The Winner In “Failed Attempt To Flirt”
This one really isn’t on her because he seems to be the clueless one. That or, according to any man, I’m sure, they’d say she wasn’t forthcoming enough. Because she could have been any more clear.
The Winner In “Absent-Minded Mistakes”
The “putting a pen in your hair” look is so ’90s, so maybe she also wins in outdated fashion and hair ties. It’s a double whammy for this woman. She should be proud.
The Winner In “Terrible Tan Lines”
When you see an opportunity to lie down in the sun and enjoy yourself, you tend to just go for it without thinking about it too much. That’s a great way to end up with bad tan lines, though.
The Winner In “Unnecessary Guilt Trips”
Look, people break up, OK? And sometimes they break up on Thanksgiving weekend and that blows. That doesn’t mean you can text your ex every Thanksgiving for a decade and remind him of it!
The Winner In “Putting Up With Crazies”
I can imagine that being a server means you meet and have to put up with some really crazy people who love to get mad and not tip for no reason.
The Winner In “When Doing The Right Thing Goes Wrong”
She did the right thing, right? She had a little too much to drink when she was downtown, so she left her car to get it later. Now she’s hungover and embarrassed, and there’s a whole farmers market around her car.
The Winner In “What Was She Thinking?”
I get it, OK? Every once in a while, you come across an idea that seems absolutely insane, but you kind of want to try it anyway. This woman went for it, and here we are.
The Winner In “I Can’t Believe She Got Away With That”
A lot of festivals either charge way too much for alcohol or they don’t allow it all, so this makes a lot of sense, and honestly, it’s super shocking that she was able to get away with it.
The Winner In “Seems Like An Avoidable Mistake”
She was taking too many cute selfies to realize that she was actually in the men’s bathroom, not the women’s. You would think that there are some pretty big differences between the two, but here we are.
The Winner In “Backhanded Compliments”
Why do some women do this? Like, do you need to compliment and insult me at the same time to make yourself feel better about the fact that you feel insecure?
The Winner In “Online Shopping Fails”
Remember, kids, always read the dimensions of things and reviews before you order something online. Here’s a bonus tip: if the price seems too good to be true, it likely is.
The Winner In “Too Much Oversleeping”
Sleeping in is great, and it’s awesome when you can do it, but it’s like the most stressful thing when you end up bringing a cutting board to class instead of your computer.
The Winner In “Creative Ways To Cheat”
I never understood the long nails trend, but now I really get it, especially among students. The only trick will be figuring out a way to look under your nails like that without making it obvious.
The Winner In “Was The Picture Worth It?”
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that yes, the picture was worth it. Like, was it the photo she wanted? No. But is it one that got pretty famous over Twitter? Yes.
The Winner In “Bad Life Decisions”
How many of us have sat inside a child’s swing as a child? Not many of us, right? Know why? Because we know that we aren’t children anymore and that we’d get stuck in those swings.
The Winner In “Crying At All The Wrong Times”
Crying can be very cathartic, and we should all do it sometimes. However, “right after you get a spray tan” isn’t the right time to have a good cry in the car.
The Winner In “That Will Show Him”
If you’re sick of someone asking you for nudes, then this is actually a really great solution. Plus, it really does highlight that beautiful lingerie she probably spent a pretty penny on.
The Winner In “That’s Not How It Works”
The oil in your car is not the same as the oil you use to cook food in, no matter what the internet or your inner monologue may tell you.
The Winner In “Is It Really Worth It?”
This woman is trying to get her zero-waste life on, so she’s using pasta water to make coffee. The craziest part about this is that she has pasta for breakfast.