Women Who Deserve The Nobel Prize In…Something

Women are incredible. We’re so smart, versatile, and have a special kind of emotional intelligence. That all being true, as amazing as women are, there are times when even they make mistakes…or really off-hand genius decisions. It’s amazing how often those things overlap. It’s just another great talent of women…being genius and a little bit nuts.

The Winner In “Putting Too Much Trust In Animals”

a goat eating a woman's hair
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Meagcollinsss
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Meagcollinsss

Look, animals are great, and I will always be the first to sing their praises. That being said, I’m not sure that I would trust my face in front of a goat.

The Winner In “Failed Attempt To Flirt”

Tweet: I asked this dude if he needed
Photo Credit: Twitter / @venmo4feet
Photo Credit: Twitter / @venmo4feet

This one really isn’t on her because he seems to be the clueless one. That or, according to any man, I’m sure, they’d say she wasn’t forthcoming enough. Because she could have been any more clear.

The Winner In “Absent-Minded Mistakes”

woman put a pen in her hair but it's drawing all over her back
Photo Credit: Reddit / pieCharmed
Photo Credit: Reddit / pieCharmed

The “putting a pen in your hair” look is so ’90s, so maybe she also wins in outdated fashion and hair ties. It’s a double whammy for this woman. She should be proud.

The Winner In “Terrible Tan Lines”

someone sat in the sun with patterned leggings which gave them a  weird tan
Photo Credit: Reddit / GizmoSlice
Photo Credit: Reddit / GizmoSlice

When you see an opportunity to lie down in the sun and enjoy yourself, you tend to just go for it without thinking about it too much. That’s a great way to end up with bad tan lines, though.

The Winner In “Unnecessary Guilt Trips”

person gets a thanksgiving text every year from someone who reminds them that they broke up with them on thanksgiving nine years ago
Photo Credit: Twitter / @BrodyMSmith
Photo Credit: Twitter / @BrodyMSmith

Look, people break up, OK? And sometimes they break up on Thanksgiving weekend and that blows. That doesn’t mean you can text your ex every Thanksgiving for a decade and remind him of it!

The Winner In “Putting Up With Crazies”

woman left a note on a bill telling the server not to flirt with her husband
Photo Credit: Twitter / @_vegaemily
Photo Credit: Twitter / @_vegaemily

I can imagine that being a server means you meet and have to put up with some really crazy people who love to get mad and not tip for no reason.

The Winner In “When Doing The Right Thing Goes Wrong”

woman left her car parked at a farmer's market the night before because she had too much to drink
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ayeeelyse
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ayeeelyse

She did the right thing, right? She had a little too much to drink when she was downtown, so she left her car to get it later. Now she’s hungover and embarrassed, and there’s a whole farmers market around her car.

The Winner In “What Was She Thinking?”

someone ironed a bag of strawberry marshmallows
Photo Credit: Twitter / @goth_cakes
Photo Credit: Twitter / @goth_cakes

I get it, OK? Every once in a while, you come across an idea that seems absolutely insane, but you kind of want to try it anyway. This woman went for it, and here we are.

The Winner In “I Can’t Believe She Got Away With That”

woman put a bottle of vodka in her hair
Photo Credit: Imgur
Photo Credit: Imgur

A lot of festivals either charge way too much for alcohol or they don’t allow it all, so this makes a lot of sense, and honestly, it’s super shocking that she was able to get away with it.

The Winner In “Seems Like An Avoidable Mistake”

woman taking a selfie in a bathroom not realizing that she was in the men's bathroom
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kyaraxnycole
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kyaraxnycole

She was taking too many cute selfies to realize that she was actually in the men’s bathroom, not the women’s. You would think that there are some pretty big differences between the two, but here we are.

The Winner In “Backhanded Compliments”

a person sent a message to a woman saying that her boyfriend thinks she wears too much make up
Photo Credit: Twitter / @vick_jpg
Photo Credit: Twitter / @vick_jpg

Why do some women do this? Like, do you need to compliment and insult me at the same time to make yourself feel better about the fact that you feel insecure?

The Winner In “Online Shopping Fails”

someone ordered a chair online not checking the dimensions
Photo Credit: Twitter / @itssavannahxox
Photo Credit: Twitter / @itssavannahxox

Remember, kids, always read the dimensions of things and reviews before you order something online. Here’s a bonus tip: if the price seems too good to be true, it likely is.

The Winner In “Too Much Oversleeping”

someone accidentally grabbed a cutting board to bring to class instead of their laptop
Photo Credit: Twitter / @abbydermody
Photo Credit: Twitter / @abbydermody

Sleeping in is great, and it’s awesome when you can do it, but it’s like the most stressful thing when you end up bringing a cutting board to class instead of your computer.

The Winner In “Creative Ways To Cheat”

woman put test answers under her nails
Photo Credit: Twitter / @gigimerkdonna
Photo Credit: Twitter / @gigimerkdonna

I never understood the long nails trend, but now I really get it, especially among students. The only trick will be figuring out a way to look under your nails like that without making it obvious.

The Winner In “Was The Picture Worth It?”

someone trying to take a nice picture but a big wave splashes them
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Heba_1123
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Heba_1123

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that yes, the picture was worth it. Like, was it the photo she wanted? No. But is it one that got pretty famous over Twitter? Yes.

The Winner In “Bad Life Decisions”

a woman getting herself stuck in a swing
Photo Credit: Twitter / @tpain_yo
Photo Credit: Twitter / @tpain_yo

How many of us have sat inside a child’s swing as a child? Not many of us, right? Know why? Because we know that we aren’t children anymore and that we’d get stuck in those swings.

The Winner In “Crying At All The Wrong Times”

someone cried after getting a fake tan
Photo Credit: Twitter / @alexvinklarek
Photo Credit: Twitter / @alexvinklarek

Crying can be very cathartic, and we should all do it sometimes. However, “right after you get a spray tan” isn’t the right time to have a good cry in the car.

The Winner In “That Will Show Him”

woman sent a picture of her shadow when a guy asked for a nude
Photo Credit: Twitter / @777jorgeivan
Photo Credit: Twitter / @777jorgeivan

If you’re sick of someone asking you for nudes, then this is actually a really great solution. Plus, it really does highlight that beautiful lingerie she probably spent a pretty penny on.

The Winner In “That’s Not How It Works”

woman replacing the oil in her car with vegetable oil
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Stfu_Anajai
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Stfu_Anajai

The oil in your car is not the same as the oil you use to cook food in, no matter what the internet or your inner monologue may tell you.

The Winner In “Is It Really Worth It?”

someone using pasta water to make coffee
Photo Credit: Twitter / @madibskatin
Photo Credit: Twitter / @madibskatin

This woman is trying to get her zero-waste life on, so she’s using pasta water to make coffee. The craziest part about this is that she has pasta for breakfast.