Dating apps might seem like a convenient way to meet other single people in your area, but they are also a hellscape to navigate. While receiving creepy or rude messages is one of the most common problems women face on the app, another prevalent problem is that some guys’ dating profiles just straight-up suck.
This woman took to TikTok to share the worst ones she’s come across, and wow, they are hilariously awful.
It’s So Painful To Read These
Meet Amelia. Over her time on TikTok, she has gained 89,400 followers, many of whom follow her for her content surrounding dating and her scathing reviews of the dating profiles she personally sees or her followers submit to her.
She’s A Multitalented Woman
In fact, she has a podcast called “The Hoely Hour” where she discusses dating life, relationship issues, and, most scandalous of all, the naked tango as well as sharing chaotic dating stories sent in by her listeners.
She Makes Other TikToks, But Mocking Profiles Is Her Bread And Butter
There’s something uniquely funny about terrible dating profiles because, in their essence, profile bios are meant to entice people to want to date you. Some people’s just happen to do the exact opposite.
It’s Not Like There Will Ever Be A Shortage Of Them
Luckily for Amelia and unluckily for anyone trying to find love, there is no shortage of terrible dating app bios out there. These are some of the most hilariously awful ones we found.
Why Was This Your First Thought?
This guy claims that he has so many other great travel stories and still chose to go out of his way to talk about pooping his own pants as a grown man. Tragic.
Not Sure How I Feel About This One
On one hand, it’s kind of charming that May’s boyfriend wants to find her a new boyfriend so she won’t be lonely after the breakup. On the other hand, it’s absolutely insane.
Of Course His Name Is Chad
The sheer lack of punctuation would normally be enough to mark a bio as bad, but Chad leaned in all the way and wrote one of the most annoying, nonsensical, and chaotic profiles I have ever seen.
Hope The Essay Went Well
You know, I actually kind of respect Shreyas for focusing on his good grades and just trying to do well in school. I really hope that he got a good grade.
It’s A Good Goal To Have
I guess that it’s a good thing that this person hopes to avoid another trip to prison, but I don’t know what possessed them to put it in their dating profile.
Chair, But Make It Electric
I have a radical idea for Jeff, and it’s that if you don’t want to date someone who has a child, the solution is not to make your girlfriend get rid of her son—just date someone childless.
I Sincerely Hope Lucy Didn’t Get Back Together With Him
Lucy, if you’re out there, I hope that you’re doing well and that you didn’t get back together with this guy. And if you did, it’s not too late to dump him.
I Have A Feeling I Know What The Lie Is…
I’m getting a nagging feeling just based on the fact that this was the first thing that came to his head that this man has negative respect for women. I hope he gets no right swipes.
You would be surprised by the number of untrained volunteer gynecologists you might find living in the area around you. While clever, I still totally hate that he wrote this as his bio.
Weird Thing To Say On An App You Use To Try To Meet Women
I can’t believe that Gavyn signed up for a Tinder account, went through the work of uploading multiple photos of himself, and then decided that this was the place to say he hates women.
I Have No Choice But To Stan Zoe, Chloe, Tori, And Maddy
Truly, can we take a moment to appreciate that these women, upon finding out that this guy was on Tinder while having a girlfriend, made sure to let her know? Logan might be trash, but these ladies are great.
Just Pick A Different Prompt
Here’s the thing: there are over 10 different prompts for people to choose from to say a little bit about themselves on their profile, and people will still do garbage like this.
What Do You Have To Offer At All?
This is such a loud way to say that Gilbert is an unbearable jerk with no personality who also happens to not respect women. Gilbert, why would you tell on yourself like that?
Sweet Home Alabama!
You know, there are some things that I will look at and think “that’s funny in an awful way,” but this is not one of them. Maybe keep that out of your Tinder bio next time!
Yeah, And It Sounds Much Better Than Dating You
This is such a fun self-own and he doesn’t even realize it. Women aren’t too lazy to find a worthwhile man, so this guy is pretty much saying that getting a dog is better than dating him.
I kind of love and respect that Jacob came out here and just laid it all on the line: he’s not a catch and he’s not going to pretend to be one. The honesty is refreshing.