Wife Roasts Husband’s Pic Choices After She Discovers His Secret Tinder Account
It only takes a few seconds, but a person knows quickly whether they want to swipe left or right after looking at someone’s online dating profile and their pictures.
So after one wife discovered her husband’s secret Tinder account, she took to TikTok to publicly roast him for his choice in profile photos, and the video has now gone viral.
Online Dating
Many of us have before made the foray into online dating apps. Whether Tinder, Plenty of Fish, or Bumble is your poison, everyone has their favorite, and a person’s profile can tell you a lot about them.
After all, you expect apps like Tinder to be used for finding love, right? Well if you’re one woman on TikTok, the only thing she found on Tinder was her husband.
The TikTok
Heather Palazola is a wife and mother of three, and on TikTok, she’s known as @missfits3000. She discovered that her husband had created a secret Tinder account and has gone viral with 4 million views for the humorous way she handled the news.
Heather captioned her post, “THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER.”
Let The Roast Begin
One by one, Heather proceeds to roast the array of photos her husband has selected for his Tinder profile. While this kind of news would be devastating for anyone, Heather breaks out laughing and proclaims that the discovery of his account and photo choices is just “so good.”
Heather begins with her husband’s profile picture, whose name we learn is Pete.
The Profile Picture
“You can’t take pictures of yourself from that high up, Pete,” Heather says. “You’re too short. It shows how short you are—your short arms are showing! Put them away!”
Heather then adds that she is “upset” because she has taken a large volume of good photos of her husband, but is baffled by his choice in profile pictures.
“Do Better”
The second photo depicts what Heather calls a “low-quality selfie” of Pete smiling in a dark room.
She doesn’t have much to say about it aside from a harsh critique and disapproval of her husband’s picture choices, saying, “Come on, do better.”
The Inevitable Shirtless Selfie
And of course, what would a man’s Tinder profile be without a shirtless selfie? Complete with a gold chain around his neck, tattoos, and a serious pose, Heather has fun roasting this particular selfie.
“Not the chain, Pete! Not the f***ing chain, Pete!” Heather says.
“What’s Your Take On Leftovers?”
So you might be wondering how Heather discovered her husband’s secret Tinder profile. Near the end of her TikTok, she explains that she was informed of the account by a stranger online.
The mystery woman only swiped right on Pete so that way she could match with him and inform Heather, and you guessed it, there are screenshots of that conversation too—including this pickup line.
Taking Out The Trash
“The jokes write themselves, the trash takes itself out,” Heather says. “Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you are having a great day because mine is fan-f***ing-tastic after seeing this.”
Heather thanks her viewers and the woman who originally tipped her off regarding her husband’s Tinder account, but follow-up TikToks prove that Heather isn’t done just quite yet.
Following Up
Heather responds to a user comment that accused her of being “bitter.” She says her husband chose drugs over his own family “time and time again,” and when she finally kicked him out of the house, he created a Tinder profile—even later spending $200 on prostitutes.
“Do I seem bitter? I’m not bitter—anymore—used to be, the first three times, now it’s just funny,” she says.
Happily Moving On
In candid updates, Heather says that she has divorced her now-ex-husband, calling their entire four-year-long relationship “toxic.”
Despite her hardships, she is ready to move on with her three children and thanked the TikTok community for their support and helping her regain her self-worth. “I’m so excited for the next chapter of my life to begin,” she says.
