Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by an online order showing up looking like the off-brand version of itself. Maybe it’s like three sizes smaller than the one you ordered, maybe it’s made of weird plasticky material, or maybe it went the full Fyre Fest route and wasn’t even remotely at all similar to the pictures.
These are some online orders that arrived at people’s houses playing the imposter all wrong. We see you, and you’re the reason we have deep-seated romantic trust issues.
These “Jorts” Just Spit On My Grave
So, jorts or “jean shorts” are cute and make your legs look great. We love jorts and jorts are supposed to love us back. I’m not sure what these things that this person ordered are but they’re not jorts and they’re not radiating love. They’re giving off a vaguely threatening aura and I’m staying way away.
The TV That Only Plays The Plywood Channel
Imagine being the villain that accepted someone’s hefty credit card payment of hundreds of dollars for a flatscreen TV and then went and shrink wrapped a piece of plywood and shipped it out. This is highly offensive and I would lose my literal mind.
Her Wig Was Snatched And Scammed And Idk, Hit By A Truck Or Something
Ladies, Halloween season is coming up and that means that we’re going to be doing some heavy online shopping to get the perfect lewk. So maybe don’t opt for the wig that this girl bought that legitimately looks like it was styled by a blender.
Is This A Big Man Or A Small Tent? Either Way, This Picture Is Disrespectful To My Culture
This man ordered a tent that fit two children instead of two adults by accident. So what does he do? He takes the thing to the music festival and camps out looking like a nightmare turtle. No offense dude, but this is a whole bucket of please stop.
Great Rug If You Want To Decorate None Of Your Room
Okay so to take a photo of a rug the size of six potatoes and fool people into thinking that it’s actually a significantly sized decor item, you’ve got to stage it with Barbie furniture. We’re angry some trickster took all the time and effort to fool people instead of actually making the rug they promised. Honesty, what a novel idea.
These Online Flowers Were Missing A Couple Things, And By Things I Literally Mean Other Flowers
These things look like they got the life sucked out of them. This is me after a major depressive episode trying to show up to work on Monday and act all cheery while dying inside. Sucks she paid for, you know, not flowers with emotional turmoil.
The Air Pods You Can Use As Car Speakers
The poor person who ordered these “air pods” from Wish only wanted to be as cool as their friends, and what did they get? Straight up showerheads posing as air pods. Do you feel personally offended on their behalf? Because you should.
Yeah For Sure Dude, Plastic Skirts Are Fine, She Won’t Notice
The creators of this skirt took this woman’s money and gave her a bag of garbage in return. This skirt looks like it could double as a rain tarp, and maybe if she’s feeling generous enough she can help the guy with the tiny tent set up camp.
Hope He Likes His Shoes 70% Less Cool And Made Of Literal Wood Siding
These are some amazing shoes that this man ordered and this company decided not to send to him. What he got instead were some wooden looking things that the Dutch wouldn’t even dare call clogs. They do know that “boat shoes” don’t technically have to float on water right?
This Is Just Upsetting What He Got
This company literally thought that curtains would do a robe’s job perfectly fine and we feel extremely sorry for this man. This is some hot garbage that not even a good steamer could fix.
What A Beautiful Lime Green, Completely Wrinkled, And Probably Set On Fire At Least Once, Wedding Dress
This company heard the words “wedding dress” and thought that lime green and made of six pieces of string would do the job perfectly. Hopefully, this poor girl had time to buy another one because unless she wants a divorce immediately, she shouldn’t wear the dress.
The Prom Dress That Would Look Great In The Trash
This prom dress singlehandedly has made me question everything I know in the universe. I’m going to go home and ask all my family members if they actually love me or if they’re just tolerating me because I’ve now developed serious deep-seated trust issues. Thanks, online ordering.
This Dress Must Be In The Witness Protection Program Because These Are Not The Same At All
Imagine selling a dress online that’s pink and then shipping one out that’s also pink. And that’s it, that’s the only similarity they have to one another. Personally, I didn’t think that would ever happen but this picture just proved me wrong.
The Dress That Got The Colors Right And Then Gave Up
The makers of this dress also followed the pink dress maker’s lead by ensuring it was sparkly and green, and then literally nothing else. They forgot to put in most of the tulle in the skirt and shape the neckline, but hey, let’s not be picky. At least it’s not plywood.
Oh, You Wanted A Mirror Not A Sequin? Be More Specific Next Time
So this one is a dumpster fire. This girl ordered what she thought would be a stick-on hexagonal mirror for her wall like in the picture. Emphasis on mirror, this is a very key detail of this story. What she got instead was not a “mirror” but a teeny tiny sequin that she would need 500 of to see herself in. Tragic, just tragic.
Here’s Another Massive Rug That We’re So Not Sure How He’s Ever Going To Fit In His Space
Oh my God, this poor man now has this massive carpet on his hands that he’s never ever going to be able to squeeze into his place. He’s probably going to have to move because this massive beast of a floor sweater is just ridiculous.
Ah, The Perfect Backpack That Holds All My Trust In Men
When this mom ordered a backpack for her child she expected it to be smaller than hers. But you know, big enough to fit a pencil case or maybe a couple of snacks for the day in. Apparently, that was a big ask because what she got was one the perfect size to hold all of my trust in men in. You know, potato-sized.
The 32″ Length Jeans That Don’t Know How To Measure Inches Like Half The Population
Normally when someone tells you a measurement they overestimate the size. Rarely do they tell you that their 58″ thing is probably “closer to a 32.” If you’re shaking your head and wondering why, idk maybe ask the weirdly humble people working at this online jeans store.
The Dress That Proves Zaful Is ZaFULL Of Lies
This girl should’ve known how this was going to turn out. A major red flag when it comes to online shopping is if the product looks like it was photoshopped onto the model’s body. When she saw that floating hand over that weirdly smooth beige fabric she should’ve expected this hot garbage of a paper dress.
Not Confident, But I Feel Like Chairs Are Supposed To Be Sat On. Comment Down Below If This Is Your Experience Too.
Nothing like summertime to sit out on your deck and just relax, amirite? All you need are a couple of lawnchairs and you’re fit to have yourself a lovely afternoon. Too bad if you order them online because your deck chairs might be more closely related to those tiny tech-deck skateboards.