Tweets To Send To The F-Boy In Your Life If His Number Wasn’t Blocked

We’ve all dealt with one or two people in our lives who we actually kind of hate now because there really isn’t any other option. The only time that you really think of them anymore is when you come across a tweet or a meme that makes you snort and kind of chuckle and think “if only I could send this to him.”

“This Was Us The First Time We Hung Out”

a picture of Arianna talking to a wall with the caption
Photo Credit: Twitter / @NickNMedia
Photo Credit: Twitter / @NickNMedia

When you really look back on it, were they that great? In my experience, they really weren’t great at all. They just seemed like they might live up to my projections of them, which they didn’t even deserve to begin with.

“This Would Be Funny If It Weren’t You”

a picture of The Bachelor with the caption
Photo Credit: Instagram / @mytherapistsays
Photo Credit: Instagram / @mytherapistsays

The worst thing that this specific type of boy does is tell you that you matter to them and build you up like you’re something special…only for them to turn around and be like, “I’ve secretly been seeing someone else.”

“I Guess I Should Have Known”

a tweet: I'm not looking for a relationship but let's do everything that a relationship consists of as a I continue calling you my friend.
Photo Credit: Instagram / @mytherapistsays
Photo Credit: Instagram / @mytherapistsays

Yeah, maybe when you look back, it’s pretty clear that the whole thing wasn’t going to work out, but let’s try and not hold that against ourselves. It isn’t all our fault.

“Spoiler Alert: You’re The Trash”

Tweet: There's plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @emmabetsinger
Photo Credit: Twitter / @emmabetsinger

It’s so weird to think that the people you’ve dated who really screwed you over are going to go back out there into the world and mess up someone else’s life.

“Thanks For Making Me Better Than Before”

a meme about coming out on top after getting over someone you never dated
Photo Credit: Instagram / @gaybestfriend
Photo Credit: Instagram / @gaybestfriend

OK, I’m not all the way joking with this one when I say sometimes you need these terrible relationships to learn important things about yourself and your resilience. It came at a great cost, but you grew.

“If Only You’d Been This Honest”

someone asking a person what they want from them and the response is,
Photo Credit: Instagram / @mytherapistsays
Photo Credit: Instagram / @mytherapistsays

To be fair, they probably could text us something like this, but if we weren’t ready to see it, we would have just laughed and brushed it off. But now we know better, don’t we?

“It Was Like Talking To A Brick Wall”

a joke about sending someone a long message and them responding with 'K'
Photo Credit: Instagram
Photo Credit: Instagram

At a certain point, you just have to accept that there isn’t going to be any closure in these situationships or bad relationships because there will always be something left unsaid…even though they probably would have just responded with “wow” or “ok” anyway.

“I Gained Literally Nothing Knowing You”

Tweet: Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship
Photo Credit: Twitter / @waple_cyrup
Photo Credit: Twitter / @waple_cyrup

That’s a little bit harsh, but in the moment, I meant it. But do you see what I’m saying? Dating bad people is an unpaid internship because you learn what you need to learn to be able to be stronger and a better partner to someone who deserves it.

“Only I Didn’t End Up Famous”

Tweet: dating my last boyfriend was like being on the bachelor but not knowing I was on the bachelor
Photo Credit: Twitter / @saramorseyy
Photo Credit: Twitter / @saramorseyy

It’s hard finding out that you’re one of many, because you end up obsessing over what must be wrong with you. But really, it’s what is wrong with him. All you girls should ditch him and be friends.

“Alright, It Wasn’t All Your Fault”

a meme about falling in love with people who are
Photo Credit: Instagram / @unauthorizedmedia
Photo Credit: Instagram / @unauthorizedmedia

I’m always someone who is going to tell you that when someone treats you badly, that it’s about them and not about you, but girl, at a certain point, we have to take ownership of the type of people we let into our lives.

“Just Going To Leave This Here”

Tweet: Let's be clear, a lot of women don't have
Photo Credit: Twitter / @youngrambles
Photo Credit: Twitter / @youngrambles

Trust issues? I don’t have trust issues. And if I did have trust issues, it would be because y’all don’t know how to treat people properly and it’s made me really angry and bitter.

“But Not You”

a meme about not being thankful for an ex
Photo Credit: Instagram / @superficialtech
Photo Credit: Instagram / @superficialtech

The last thing you ever want to do is admit that someone who really hurt you is still important to you, in a way. They had to have been at some point, right? Otherwise, why would you have liked them?

“I Really Must Have Been Crazy”

a meme about answering the
Photo Credit: Instagram / @lovesuccesfully
Photo Credit: Instagram / @lovesuccesfully

It’s OK to be temporarily blinded by the love that you think you feel…or maybe you’re a little blinded by some good D. No one is here to judge you. Just learn from it.

“I’m Giving This To All Your Exes”

someone joking that a book about dating buildings is for people who are sick of dating men
Photo Credit: Twitter / @VitorForte
Photo Credit: Twitter / @VitorForte

Don’t go dating buildings. It’s super cliché, but someday there will be someone out there who will be worth the effort and time that you put into someone who wasn’t worth it.

“Guess You Were My Type”

a joke about only being attracted to men who need therapy
Photo Credit: Instagram / @lovesuccesfully
Photo Credit: Instagram / @lovesuccesfully

Say it with me: you’re not a therapist! You’re not going to be the person who fixes someone, OK? That’s just nuts and it puts way too much pressure on you.

“This Was It The Entire Time”

Tweet: When you're not in a relationship but you're having relationship problems
Photo Credit: Twitter / @SwitOpe
Photo Credit: Twitter / @SwitOpe

It’s exhausting, isn’t it? At a certain point, you just have to throw in the towel and say that you don’t have the energy to do it anymore. Like, at what cost?

“They Made A Netflix Movie About You”

Tweet: To all the boys who wasted my time but still watch my Instagram story every single day
Photo Credit: Twitter / @tahkahseh
Photo Credit: Twitter / @tahkahseh

Why do they do this? Why do they completely stop talking to you but continue to watch your stories and on occasion even like your pictures? Are you gone or not?

“Our Whole Relationship Was A Joke”

Tweet: Imagine you fall in love with someone and they love you back. LOL
Photo Credit: Twitter / @thatsdatingnow
Photo Credit: Twitter / @thatsdatingnow

Can you imagine what it’s going to be like someday when you meet someone great? HA! I know, it seems damn near impossible and the chances are slim, but it totally happens, right?

“Me To My Friends After You”

a tweet about telling your friends you met someone and then a week later having to say it didn't work out
Photo Credit: Twitter / @angiefiggy
Photo Credit: Twitter / @angiefiggy

You have to keep your relationships to yourself for a little bit to make sure that you’re not that friend who thought she met someone every few weeks when in reality it was all just meh.

“I’m Blocking You Again”

a tweet about just saying yikes and moving on from dating mistakes
Photo Credit: Twitter / @insta_single
Photo Credit: Twitter / @insta_single

When in doubt, sometimes all you can do is just say “yikes” and pretend that it didn’t happen for a little bit. At least for as long as you need to until you’re ready to face it.