Tweets That Prove Men Never Change, So Why Bother?

No matter how old you are, or how many people you’ve dated, there are some universal truths about men that we all have come to accept. It’s like, no matter where you meet them, they’ll always have similar quirks or let you down in the same way.

It’s one of the things that bring women closer together, really, discussing how much men drive us crazy.

It’s All Fun And Games Until They Want Some Space In The Purse

tweet about guys wanting people to put things in girl's bags
Photo Credit: Twitter / @rvkhsar
Photo Credit: Twitter / @rvkhsar

Guys will bust your chops about carrying around a big bag and how in-the-way it is, they’ll even refuse to ever hold it, but when they have too many things in their hands, where do they want to put their stuff?

What’s With The Tree?

tweet about how men all have tree tattoos
Photo Credit: Twitter / @erika_ronin
Photo Credit: Twitter / @erika_ronin

If my friends show me one more picture of a guy in Tinder with a tattoo on their forearm of a tree and possibly some flying birds I will probably scream.

These Are All Fair Questions

a tweet about how men hate self reflection
Photo Credit: Twitter / @rosegoldtears_
Photo Credit: Twitter / @rosegoldtears_

Men really are against anything that means they might have to self-reflect a little bit or admit that there are things that might need to change. They’re allergic to it.

Why Do They Have To Be Like This?

tweet about men making women prove everything they say
Photo Credit: Twitter / @KylePlanEmoji
Photo Credit: Twitter / @KylePlanEmoji

Every once in a while, you have to refrain from screaming at a man, right in their face, that you are actually really smart and maybe smarter than them sometimes, and you don’t feel the need to prove it.

Do They Think We Care?

Tweet: when a straight guy says he doesn't like high waisted jeans...who is that for?
Photo Credit: Twitter / @marybethabarone
Photo Credit: Twitter / @marybethabarone

Men would do well to keep their opinions to themselves. Realistically, no one cares if they don’t like high waisted pants or too much makeup. Don’t wear high waisted pants then, guy.

So Many Questions

tweet: all men do is reply with ?
Photo Credit: Twitter / @delkeatt
Photo Credit: Twitter / @delkeatt

If you say something that is even remotely against what your man’s opinions are or what they want to do, they’re going to come at you with punctuation marks all over the place.

It Is So, Yes

Tweet: some of my best writing has been wasted on sexts to men whose best reply was,
Photo Credit: Twitter / @laraeparker
Photo Credit: Twitter / @laraeparker

They all want you to send them sexy pictures and texts, and then when it comes time for them to respond they just never live up to the hype. They don’t put in the same effort.

They Just Pick And Choose

Tweet: watching boys place video games like hmmm okay so you do have passion and the ability to focus
Photo Credit: Twitter / @lilsmichelle
Photo Credit: Twitter / @lilsmichelle

When they want to, men can have all kinds of focus and dedication to things, just not really the things that would matter to you or, you know, your relationship.

They See What They Want To See

Tweet: men miss anniversaries and birthdays but they never miss an insta models bikini pic and I think that's really inspiring tbh
Photo Credit: Twitter / @talliesinyoung
Photo Credit: Twitter / @talliesinyoung

You would think with all these advancements in technology they would write something down once in a while, but no, they never remember the anniversary of your first kiss or whatever.

It’s Something All Men Have In Common

Tweet: the only thing men collectively have is the audacity
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Coll3enG
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Coll3enG

Together, men have more audacity than any other living thing in the entire universe. It is probably something that they bond over when they go out for boys’ night or whatever.

Ah Yes, The Situationship

Tweet: men are like
Photo Credit: Twitter / @dallaskoelling
Photo Credit: Twitter / @dallaskoelling

Guys just love to put you in the position where you think that you’re together and you do relationship things, but if you do so much as refer to them as your boyfriend, they get all weird.

That’s Quite The List

Tweet: all men know how to do is shoot basketball, like, eat chicken wings, twitch in sleep, open jars and play video games
Photo Credit: Twitter / @liv_cowherd
Photo Credit: Twitter / @liv_cowherd

One good thing about men is that they’re not that hard to please. They’re simple creatures and they like what they like, and that is as much of a blessing as it is a curse.

They’re Not A Tough Bunch To Impress

Tweet: a boy could ask your bra size and you could be like ak-47 and he would respond with
Photo Credit: Twitter / @pupperonis
Photo Credit: Twitter / @pupperonis

Men don’t really care about your bra size so much as they care about the fact that you’re a woman, and that seems to be enough for them in the end.

Why Is This The Way They Are?

Tweet: men poop for 100 hours a day
Photo Credit: Twitter
Photo Credit: Twitter

I just moved in with my boyfriend a couple of months ago and nothing prepared me for how much he uses the bathroom…how much any man uses the bathroom. And they think we’re bad.

So Pretty Much All Of Them

tweet about how all men ruin your lives
Photo Credit: Twitter / @unrealizzztic
Photo Credit: Twitter / @unrealizzztic

There comes a time when we have to accept that one way or another, men are going to ruin our lives, even when they aren’t as bad as other ones.

And They Get Mad At Us For Faking It

Tweet: guys will stand 5'8
Photo Credit: Twitter / @andrealongchu
Photo Credit: Twitter / @andrealongchu

What’s a few inches, you ask? Well, let me tell you about it. Just kidding, there isn’t anything wrong with being shorter than six feet, that’s a weird hang-up some women have, I’m not afraid to admit it.

It’s The Side Of You No One Else Sees

Tweet: Men always love the ugliest photos of you
Photo Credit: Twitter / @soulspyre
Photo Credit: Twitter / @soulspyre

It honestly feels like men like to do things they know are going to bum us out like love the ugliest pictures of us and keep those to be the ones they show their friends.

It’s Like Their Favorite Hobby

Tweet: do men just waste people's time...is that their job?
Photo Credit: Twitter / @justjamiie
Photo Credit: Twitter / @justjamiie

The number of men in the world who do what they want to do and don’t even think about how that affects other people in the world is outstanding. You would think they own the place.

It Takes A Lot Of Work

a tweet about how dating straight men makes you the whole cast of Queer Eye
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Swainsch
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Swainsch

People are always changing and growing, but it seems like men who are in new relationships grow and change the most at the hands of their new girlfriend…mostly because they were forced to.

Where Are The Good Ones?

Tweet: I feel like men aren't send us their best people
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Guinz
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Guinz

If men aren’t sending us their best people than where are their best people? It seems like some kind of big scam meant to waste our time forever until we die.