No matter how old you are, or how many people you’ve dated, there are some universal truths about men that we all have come to accept. It’s like, no matter where you meet them, they’ll always have similar quirks or let you down in the same way.
It’s one of the things that bring women closer together, really, discussing how much men drive us crazy.
It’s All Fun And Games Until They Want Some Space In The Purse
Guys will bust your chops about carrying around a big bag and how in-the-way it is, they’ll even refuse to ever hold it, but when they have too many things in their hands, where do they want to put their stuff?
What’s With The Tree?
If my friends show me one more picture of a guy in Tinder with a tattoo on their forearm of a tree and possibly some flying birds I will probably scream.
These Are All Fair Questions
Men really are against anything that means they might have to self-reflect a little bit or admit that there are things that might need to change. They’re allergic to it.
Why Do They Have To Be Like This?
Every once in a while, you have to refrain from screaming at a man, right in their face, that you are actually really smart and maybe smarter than them sometimes, and you don’t feel the need to prove it.
Do They Think We Care?
Men would do well to keep their opinions to themselves. Realistically, no one cares if they don’t like high waisted pants or too much makeup. Don’t wear high waisted pants then, guy.
So Many Questions
If you say something that is even remotely against what your man’s opinions are or what they want to do, they’re going to come at you with punctuation marks all over the place.
It Is So, Yes
They all want you to send them sexy pictures and texts, and then when it comes time for them to respond they just never live up to the hype. They don’t put in the same effort.
They Just Pick And Choose
When they want to, men can have all kinds of focus and dedication to things, just not really the things that would matter to you or, you know, your relationship.
They See What They Want To See
You would think with all these advancements in technology they would write something down once in a while, but no, they never remember the anniversary of your first kiss or whatever.
It’s Something All Men Have In Common
Together, men have more audacity than any other living thing in the entire universe. It is probably something that they bond over when they go out for boys’ night or whatever.
Ah Yes, The Situationship
Guys just love to put you in the position where you think that you’re together and you do relationship things, but if you do so much as refer to them as your boyfriend, they get all weird.
That’s Quite The List
One good thing about men is that they’re not that hard to please. They’re simple creatures and they like what they like, and that is as much of a blessing as it is a curse.
They’re Not A Tough Bunch To Impress
Men don’t really care about your bra size so much as they care about the fact that you’re a woman, and that seems to be enough for them in the end.
Why Is This The Way They Are?
I just moved in with my boyfriend a couple of months ago and nothing prepared me for how much he uses the bathroom…how much any man uses the bathroom. And they think we’re bad.
So Pretty Much All Of Them
There comes a time when we have to accept that one way or another, men are going to ruin our lives, even when they aren’t as bad as other ones.
And They Get Mad At Us For Faking It
What’s a few inches, you ask? Well, let me tell you about it. Just kidding, there isn’t anything wrong with being shorter than six feet, that’s a weird hang-up some women have, I’m not afraid to admit it.
It’s The Side Of You No One Else Sees
It honestly feels like men like to do things they know are going to bum us out like love the ugliest pictures of us and keep those to be the ones they show their friends.
It’s Like Their Favorite Hobby
The number of men in the world who do what they want to do and don’t even think about how that affects other people in the world is outstanding. You would think they own the place.
It Takes A Lot Of Work
People are always changing and growing, but it seems like men who are in new relationships grow and change the most at the hands of their new girlfriend…mostly because they were forced to.
Where Are The Good Ones?
If men aren’t sending us their best people than where are their best people? It seems like some kind of big scam meant to waste our time forever until we die.