Twitter. What a love-hate relationship we have with this platform. On one hand, we get to see how amazing and funny all these ordinary people in the world are, but on the other hand, we see them tweet things sometimes that seem like they’re coming for us.
How could they call us out like that?
Anyone Over 25 Needs This Shirt
Do you remember when you thought that having back pain and knee pain and hangovers were things that only happened to other people? Then you turned 28 and they started happening to you.
Yeah…Every Day FOREVER
Does anyone else feel like this is just the worst thing ever? Why does working at a job need to be a thing that we do to survive? It seems like such a waste of energy most days.
You Know What? I Deserve This
It takes a lot of effort to sit around and do literally nothing all day. Do you know the kind of laziness you need to achieve nothing in a day?
“No” Isn’t In My Vocabulary
I want to say “no” a lot, but since I have no backbone, I literally do not know how to, so I go with “sure!!” and then hope that the plans fall through.
Reading? Never Heard Of Her
Every night, I go to bed early with the intention of reading the billions of books that I have. Instead, I switch back and forth between TikTok and Twitter. At least reading tweets is still reading.
Don’t Want To Ruin Any Lives
It’s hard giving friends advice because if they don’t follow it, then they’re going to think that you don’t support them in whatever terrible decision they’re making…you probably don’t, but they don’t need to know that!
Could It Be All Of Them?
Having a headache could be any of these things, or it could be none of them. The best thing to do is overthink it and give yourself a bigger headache.
I’m Literally So Rich
What is a better feeling than finding out that you have more money than you thought you did?! It makes you feel like you’re on top of the world and also super poor.
What’s In A Face?
When you think you look cute and then your camera tells you otherwise, you start to have this crisis about who is lying to you. Who shouldn’t I believe going forward?
Let Me Tell You Everything
Does anyone else start oversharing out of, like, nowhere? It just hits you—and, presumably, the other person—like a train and you say “sorry, I usually never do this” even though you know you do.
The Times Are Changing
How is it even possible that our parents had their stuff so together and we’re out here floundering around just to able to grasp onto anything, even if it seems like it’s handed to us?
Oh, Get Ready For It
Sometimes, we get this weird burst of energy and self-love that makes us want to address the things in our life that hold us back. We might have to do those things a few times, but we get there.
Yeah, Answer Me That!!
Look, some real talk, if you’re feeling depressed or anxious and you finally get to put your laundry away, you should feel really excited about it, and if that’s all you do that day, it’s still something!!
Why Would They Lie To Me?
Your friends have to gas you up no matter what, and you’re brought to the same dilemma as the camera vs mirror. Who is lying to me, my friends or my own self-perception?
His Name Is Probably Matt
Yeah, I can see all the things wrong with them. Yes, I know this relationship is going to be a hot mess and cause everyone in our lives grief, but am I going to fall in love anyway? Yes.
Do What You Gotta Do
Sometimes, doing things and doing nothing are like the same thing because you always end up in the same place at the end of the day anyway, don’t you? Too bleak?
Time To Order From Uber Eats
I know I’m not the only one who opens up my fridge and thinks, “not today” and closes it and orders way more food than I need to eat for a meal off Uber Eats.
It’s A Sore Spot For Me
I used to feel bad for the people who peaked in high school, because the rest of your life is so much longer. But then I go back to feeling more sorry for myself because I’ve never peaked.
It’s Always The Spoons
You almost need to have a plastic apron to wear when you do the dishes because the spoons always have a lot of attitude and send that backsplash into your face.
I Don’t Need It Ever
How much better off would so many of us be if we could just leave our brains behind? No more overthinking, no more making decisions, and I also would have a way to explain my taste in men.