Tweets That Are Going To Make You Feel Really Called Out

Twitter. What a love-hate relationship we have with this platform. On one hand, we get to see how amazing and funny all these ordinary people in the world are, but on the other hand, we see them tweet things sometimes that seem like they’re coming for us.

How could they call us out like that?

Anyone Over 25 Needs This Shirt

Tweet: I need this shirt. (Pictured is a person wearing a shirt that says
Photo Credit: Twitter / @lenarios27
Photo Credit: Twitter / @lenarios27

Do you remember when you thought that having back pain and knee pain and hangovers were things that only happened to other people? Then you turned 28 and they started happening to you.

Yeah…Every Day FOREVER

Tweet: I'm only 22 and I'm so burnt out LOL what am I supposed to do for another 60 years?? work??? I hate it here
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kels1643
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kels1643

Does anyone else feel like this is just the worst thing ever? Why does working at a job need to be a thing that we do to survive? It seems like such a waste of energy most days.

You Know What? I Deserve This

Tweet: Me doing something in the name of self care that I haven't earned (pictured is a little girl walking into a pool with a drink in her hand)
Photo Credit: Twitter / @SoLyrical
Photo Credit: Twitter / @SoLyrical

It takes a lot of effort to sit around and do literally nothing all day. Do you know the kind of laziness you need to achieve nothing in a day?

“No” Isn’t In My Vocabulary

Tweet:
Photo Credit:Twitter / @1followernodad
Photo Credit:Twitter / @1followernodad

I want to say “no” a lot, but since I have no backbone, I literally do not know how to, so I go with “sure!!” and then hope that the plans fall through.

Reading? Never Heard Of Her

Tweet: I love scrolling in bed until 1 am and then angrily reading one page of my book
Photo Credit: Twitter / @georgeciveris
Photo Credit: Twitter / @georgeciveris

Every night, I go to bed early with the intention of reading the billions of books that I have. Instead, I switch back and forth between TikTok and Twitter. At least reading tweets is still reading.

Don’t Want To Ruin Any Lives

Tweet: Me sprinkling
Photo Credit: Twitter / @XippXapp
Photo Credit: Twitter / @XippXapp

It’s hard giving friends advice because if they don’t follow it, then they’re going to think that you don’t support them in whatever terrible decision they’re making…you probably don’t, but they don’t need to know that!

Could It Be All Of Them?

Tweet: One of my favorite games to play is
Photo Credit: Twitter / @pmilbs_
Photo Credit: Twitter / @pmilbs_

Having a headache could be any of these things, or it could be none of them. The best thing to do is overthink it and give yourself a bigger headache.

I’m Literally So Rich

Tweet: When you thought you had $2 in your bank account but you actually have $16.29 (pictured is Kim Kardashian making a peace sign while driving her Bently)
Photo Credit: Twitter / @CollegeStudent
Photo Credit: Twitter / @CollegeStudent

What is a better feeling than finding out that you have more money than you thought you did?! It makes you feel like you’re on top of the world and also super poor.

What’s In A Face?

a tweet about looking cute in the mirror and then seeing your face in a picture and wondering how they are the same face
Photo Credit: Twitter / @m1ntyfr3shh
Photo Credit: Twitter / @m1ntyfr3shh

When you think you look cute and then your camera tells you otherwise, you start to have this crisis about who is lying to you. Who shouldn’t I believe going forward?

Let Me Tell You Everything

Tweet: Me getting ready to overshare (pictured is Patrick from Sponge Bob with a smug look on his face walking into a room)
Photo Credit: Twitter / @garyfromteenmom
Photo Credit: Twitter / @garyfromteenmom

Does anyone else start oversharing out of, like, nowhere? It just hits you—and, presumably, the other person—like a train and you say “sorry, I usually never do this” even though you know you do.

The Times Are Changing

Tweet: My parents, age 25: we have a mortgage, a baby and a pension plan! me, age 25: it's 3am and I can't afford an uber good thing I wore my running shoes
Photo Credit: Twitter / @MattTheBrand
Photo Credit: Twitter / @MattTheBrand

How is it even possible that our parents had their stuff so together and we’re out here floundering around just to able to grasp onto anything, even if it seems like it’s handed to us?

Oh, Get Ready For It

Tweet: me pulling up on my depression (pictured is a person looking confident with a spoon that says exercise and a knife that says therapy)
Photo Credit: Twitter / @jaboukie
Photo Credit: Twitter / @jaboukie

Sometimes, we get this weird burst of energy and self-love that makes us want to address the things in our life that hold us back. We might have to do those things a few times, but we get there.

Yeah, Answer Me That!!

Tweet:
Photo Credit: Twitter / @spicy_emma
Photo Credit: Twitter / @spicy_emma

Look, some real talk, if you’re feeling depressed or anxious and you finally get to put your laundry away, you should feel really excited about it, and if that’s all you do that day, it’s still something!!

Why Would They Lie To Me?

Tweet: my friends: you're not ugly, stop saying that me: (pictured is pinhead Larry looking very confused)
Photo Credit: Twitter / @quenblackwell
Photo Credit: Twitter / @quenblackwell

Your friends have to gas you up no matter what, and you’re brought to the same dilemma as the camera vs mirror. Who is lying to me, my friends or my own self-perception?

His Name Is Probably Matt

Tweet: Even though the box is clearly labeled and I can see what's in it, I'm still going to date it for six months (pictured is a box full of red flags with a label on it saying,
Photo Credit: Instagram / @lovesuccessfully
Photo Credit: Instagram / @lovesuccessfully

Yeah, I can see all the things wrong with them. Yes, I know this relationship is going to be a hot mess and cause everyone in our lives grief, but am I going to fall in love anyway? Yes.

Do What You Gotta Do

Tweet: sooo I *did **a ***thing.... *have **done ***nothing
Photo Credit: Twitter / @jillboard
Photo Credit: Twitter / @jillboard

Sometimes, doing things and doing nothing are like the same thing because you always end up in the same place at the end of the day anyway, don’t you? Too bleak?

Time To Order From Uber Eats

Tweet: Every morning when I look in my fridge and see ingredients instead of meals
Photo Credit: Twitter / @hallamir
Photo Credit: Twitter / @hallamir

I know I’m not the only one who opens up my fridge and thinks, “not today” and closes it and orders way more food than I need to eat for a meal off Uber Eats.

It’s A Sore Spot For Me

Tweet: I did not peak in high school, in fact, I was ugly the entire time I was there
Photo Credit: Twitter / @judahelise
Photo Credit: Twitter / @judahelise

I used to feel bad for the people who peaked in high school, because the rest of your life is so much longer. But then I go back to feeling more sorry for myself because I’ve never peaked.

It’s Always The Spoons

Tweet: Nobody:   Me after washing the dishes: (pictured is someone with a shirt that is soaking wet)
Photo Credit: Twitter / @SteadyIsFlying
Photo Credit: Twitter / @SteadyIsFlying

You almost need to have a plastic apron to wear when you do the dishes because the spoons always have a lot of attitude and send that backsplash into your face.

I Don’t Need It Ever

Tweet: going out for the night, won't need this (pictured is a brain in a laundry basket)
Photo Credit: Twitter / @sarahschuauer
Photo Credit: Twitter / @sarahschuauer

How much better off would so many of us be if we could just leave our brains behind? No more overthinking, no more making decisions, and I also would have a way to explain my taste in men.