Tweets That Will Make Anyone Who Watches Hallmark Christmas Movies Say ‘Too True’

People have put up trees in their homes and decorated them with beautiful things, there are plastic reindeer on lawns, hot chocolate is everyone’s drink of choice, and Hallmark Christmas movies have returned to the screen.

The genre is so niche and honestly such a big part of the season that people love to talk about them. Here are tweets that are a little too accurate about Hallmark Christmas movies.

I Love This Fantasy

me:
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kristeevetter
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kristeevetter

I truly think that the story premise of every single Hallmark Christmas movie is totally nonsense and would never happen in real life, but I still lowkey wish I could live it.

They’re A Little Intense

Hallmark movies: where a neighbor on your street not decorating for Christmas is considered a crime
Photo Credit: Twitter / @_OhHeyJessica
Photo Credit: Twitter / @_OhHeyJessica

In the normal world, people not decorating their homes for the holidays is just accepted: maybe they were too busy to do it or maybe they just didn’t feel up to it. However, it’s a chargeable offense in these movies.

It Has To Work Eventually, Right?

This Christmas season, I'm taking what I’ve learned from every Hallmark and Netflix Christmas movie and putting myself in awkward and clumsy situations in an effort to find love. All I want is for a handsome prince to bump into me and fall in love.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @geoffreykoester
Photo Credit: Twitter / @geoffreykoester

In Hallmark movies, when someone slips and falls on enough ice, they magically fall into the arms of a prince. When I slip and fall on ice, I just have a bruised tailbone.

It Really Puts You In The Holiday Mood

I watched the Hallmark channel for 3 minutes and suddenly I'm wearing a turtleneck and seasonal vest.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @SSparklesDaily
Photo Credit: Twitter / @SSparklesDaily

You could be living somewhere that has an outdoor temperature of 70°F and you would still end up wearing a cable knit sweater and mittens by the end of it.

They Are Nothing If Not Consistent

Hallmark movies: some sort of awkward tension between male & female, someone's name is Nick, holiday issue arises, issue resolved by male & female working together,  male & female fall in love, someone’s dad is Santa..que mistletoe. Still going to watch every single one.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @mmae_24
Photo Credit: Twitter / @mmae_24

I never knew that there could be so many holiday-themed disasters, but Hallmark Christmas movies always find one. You wouldn’t think there not being enough Christmas cookies would lead to marriage, but alas, it always does.

They’re Getting Inventive

Currently watching a Hallmark movie in which the main character claims to have been a psychology major in college and is earnestly looking for grown adults who believe in Santa Claus.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @theycallmeFogel
Photo Credit: Twitter / @theycallmeFogel

There have been too many plot lines about journalists going to a small town or there being some sort of baking competition—they’re really starting to get spicy with the movie premises.

It’s Just Such A Beautiful Ending

me: these hallmark christmas movies are so predictable and aren't even that good  me an hour in: SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH THE MALL SANTA AND HE SHOWED HER THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS IM SOBBING
Photo Credit: Twitter / @notk4t
Photo Credit: Twitter / @notk4t

Am I fully aware that Hallmark Christmas movies are bland, tasteless dramas that purposely just try to drag out our emotions? Yes. Will I cry at the end of every single one? Also, yes.

They Really Just Drop It In There Like That

~EVERY HALLMARK MOVIE~ hot guy: nice tree! gonna decorate this with your parents?
child: yep! but just my mom. dad is dead.
hot guy: SWEET.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @twelveoclocke
Photo Credit: Twitter / @twelveoclocke

Truly, there will be a child wandering around a store and asking for help to find some string lights, and, unprompted, the kid will say, “My dad is dead and my mom, who hasn’t dated since, is super lonely!”

Enemies To Lovers Is A Golden Storyline

A Hallmark Christmas movie: Her: I hate you
Him: Me too
Her: I hate you but I notice you have a good quality
Him: Same
Both: Get advice from old couple
Her: I love you
Him: Ily2
Everyone: Merry Christmas
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Impetermoran
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Impetermoran

I don’t care how many times I see this exact same story play out. I’m a sucker for watching two people who despise each other at first slowly fall in love, and I blame Pride and Prejudice for this.

I’m Pretty Sure That’s The Song Lyric

'Tis the season to be crying uncontrollably over a Hallmark Christmas movie.
Photo Credit: Twitter/ @HannahFortyy
Photo Credit: Twitter/ @HannahFortyy

This is my official petition to change the lyrics of “Deck The Halls” from “‘Tis the season to be jolly” to instead be this, which is way more accurate for modern times.

Play That Uno Reverse Card

I'm waiting for a reverse Hallmark Christmas Movie about a small town girl who realizes her community’s politics are terrible, moves to Manhattan, gets a high pressure office job, meets a businessman, and they host a non-denominational holiday party at their penthouse.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @JenAshelyWright
Photo Credit: Twitter / @JenAshelyWright

This movie probably already exists, but instead it is framed as a coming of age film. I would like to have it occur with the same whimsical spirit as a Hallmark film, though.

Sorry, Vanessa Hudgens

hallmark is not where actors go to die, it's where they go to thrive
Photo Credit: Twitter / @k_rob7382
Photo Credit: Twitter / @k_rob7382

Kind of like how professional soccer players from around the world come to play in the U.S. league once their careers are pretty much over, actors go to Hallmark Christmas movies to collect a couple more paychecks before retirement.

Alexa, Play “One Way Or Another” By Blondie

she was new in town and didn't have any friends, until she decided to trust a handsome stranger —hallmark movies and true crime podcasts
Photo Credit: Twitter / @JenniferJokes
Photo Credit: Twitter / @JenniferJokes

Truly, Hallmark Christmas movies are cute on screen, but if women did the things they did in those films in real life, they would end up cut into pieces and stored in some guy’s freezer.

They Really Just Recycle Every Movie

Does Hallmark use the same actors for their Christmas movies? Yes.   Do all the movies have the same story? Yes.   Am I going to continue watching them till I can't hold my eyes open? Yes.   And when I watched them all am I going to watch them again? Yes.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @pollard_kendall
Photo Credit: Twitter / @pollard_kendall

I swear there are 40 different actors who all look vaguely similar who they cycle into each movie like some weird cinematic relay race. They have five plot points and they put them in a hat and whatever they pull out is the movie storyline.

The Glow-Up Of The Century

when Hallmark royalty becomes real royalty (photos of meghan markle on move posters then with harry)
Photo Credit: Twitter / @LesleyHauler
Photo Credit: Twitter / @LesleyHauler

I wonder if Meghan Markle, when she was playing roles in these low-budget holiday classics, ever would have believed someone if they told her she’d be a literal princess one day.

If So, How Can I Attend One?

Has a Christmas ball/gala ever existed outside the confines of a Hallmark or Lifetime holiday movie
Photo Credit: Twitter / @emmaladyrose
Photo Credit: Twitter / @emmaladyrose

For some reason, these films often feature an extravagant holiday ball where everyone wears gowns. I would just like to dress up like a princess, so if someone would host one in real life, that would be nice.

Seriously, How Do They Find These People?

What is it about Hallmark Christmas movies that seems like the casting directors just walked into a Target, walked up to the relatively most attractive white person and said
Photo Credit: Twitter / @katiejoyofosho
Photo Credit: Twitter / @katiejoyofosho

No joke, every female lead in a Hallmark Christmas movie looks like she was pulled straight from the candle aisle at Target, had her hair done into weirdly crispy curls, and shoved on set.

Sorry To The CEO

Does every Hallmark Christmas movie have the same plot?   Yes.   Am I still going to watch them and act surprised when Susan falls  in love with the small town baker who only wears sweaters instead of falling for the big city CEO?   Yes.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @AlliMichalMoore
Photo Credit: Twitter / @AlliMichalMoore

I would like to put a public service announcement out there to every big city CEO who has been left by his fiancée for the baker to say that I am available and will move to New York with you.

It’s A Tradition

if you don't have the Hallmark channel on 24/7 this time of year..something is wrong with you.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @calosborne33
Photo Credit: Twitter / @calosborne33

In my opinion, watching cheesy Hallmark movies is a huge holiday tradition, just as important as decorating the tree and getting drunk off of eggnog with rum with your parents.

Narrator Voice: She Was Not Fine

Just a little upset that life isn't a hallmark movie but it’s fine, we’re fine, I’m fine
Photo Credit: Twitter / @meganfisher225
Photo Credit: Twitter / @meganfisher225

Do I make fun of Hallmark Christmas movies and their cheesy ways on a daily basis during December? Yes. Would I like to run into a handsome stranger who teaches me the “true meaning of Christmas” and fall in love? 100%.