Making a Tinder profile that is going to make someone stop and consider swiping right on you is an art form. It’s not for the faint of heart, and honestly, I think it’s why some people don’t want to online date. They don’t want to be faced with the task of writing a witty bio.
How Did This Even Happen?
How could this even happen to someone? Wouldn’t their name have to be spelled wrong on their other social media? Seems to be something that could be easily changed…but here we are.
A Comma Makes A Difference
Not only is this profile very funny, but it also outlines the importance of a comma and how it really changes the meaning of a sentence. Good for her teaching us all the way.
She’s Got It All
You’ve got to love finding a woman on social media who seems to really have it all. She can take your breath away and bring you back to life? Sounds like a keeper.
He Looks Like He Means Business
I can’t imagine a grandfather actually knowing how to use Tinder and being able to deal with all the vulgar people who lurk around that app. But if this is a ruse, it’s a good one.
The Nugget Thing Is A Strength
For many of us, our greatest weaknesses are also our greatest strengths. I, too, could probably eat 30 chicken nuggets, but I’m not brave enough to admit that to anyone.
You Know Everyone Is Going To Do This
You just know that everyone who she ends up going on a date with is going to call out “MARGO!” when they enter the bar or coffee shop they’re meeting at.
Looking For Sympathy Points?
It’s nice to know that people aren’t perfect, you know? It’s good to see someone’s vulnerable side, even if it is falling down and spilling your coffee everywhere and someone photographing it.
A True Cultural Icon
You know immediately that when you match with this person, you’re going to have to talk to them only in SpongeBob quotes. Otherwise, she’s just not going to be interested.
She Does Have A Point
She’s not wrong, you know. When you get to a certain age, you have to start considering more important things than how attractive this person is and if you like the same things.
That’s Ambitious Of Him
Look, there is no shame in being into what you’re into. If this guy just wants to match with older women, then he should just change his preferences on his profile.
That’s A Good Look For Her
At least you know from this picture that she’s great with her camera angles and she takes good care of her skin. How could you not want to date someone like that?
Take Note: Chris Pratt
The only thing I got from reading this bio was that this person is looking for someone who is rich and who looks like Chris Pratt, which I honestly don’t think is too much to ask.
Honesty Is The Best Policy
People might want you to think that there is such a thing as too much honesty, but I don’t think that there is. Besides, if people have low standards to start, they can just be blown away.
Those Are Some Fun Ideas
At least she’s willing to throw some suggestions out there, right? A lot of girls would just be like, “haha idk what do you want to do???” for three days until you give up.
She Seems Like A Winner
I don’t know about you, but if I matched with her, I would really hope that she was going to bring that Danny Devito cutout with her, because why not?
This Is Actually Cute
It is kind of adorable that he would take his mom to a costume party with him. But is it also kind of lame at the same time? I can’t tell.
Imagine if this was a new thing that happened on Tinder? Where past dates would start rating you? I would probably fail. Like, this isn’t Uber, OK? I don’t want to hear it.
At Least She Can Cook
Having a sense of humor where you can laugh at yourself is important. What is even more important is that one person in a relationship knows how to cook because eating is the best.
No To Geminis
At least these people are saving you the trouble of having to message your mom and ask her what time you were born so she can read your birth chart.
Shouldn’t Be Too Hard
“Don’t be boring,” says the person who has the shortest and most pointless Tinder profile there might ever have been. Like, it’s worse than having no bio at all.