Tinder Profiles That Hit Us Right In The Funny Bone

Making a Tinder profile that is going to make someone stop and consider swiping right on you is an art form. It’s not for the faint of heart, and honestly, I think it’s why some people don’t want to online date. They don’t want to be faced with the task of writing a witty bio.

How Did This Even Happen?

someone with the name Scott has Scitt as their name on their Tinder and don't know how to change it
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @leninsgf

How could this even happen to someone? Wouldn’t their name have to be spelled wrong on their other social media? Seems to be something that could be easily changed…but here we are.

A Comma Makes A Difference

Tinder Profile that says,
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Photo Credit: Reddit / CoalTrain16

Not only is this profile very funny, but it also outlines the importance of a comma and how it really changes the meaning of a sentence. Good for her teaching us all the way.

She’s Got It All

Tinder bio:
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Photo Credit: Reddit

You’ve got to love finding a woman on social media who seems to really have it all. She can take your breath away and bring you back to life? Sounds like a keeper.

He Looks Like He Means Business

Tinder profile: DateCheri: Grandfather seeking companion for granddaughter. She suffers from poor choices.
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Photo Credit: Reddit / The_Venezian

I can’t imagine a grandfather actually knowing how to use Tinder and being able to deal with all the vulgar people who lurk around that app. But if this is a ruse, it’s a good one.

The Nugget Thing Is A Strength

Tinder Bio: Melissa, 21: pros: am open to sharing my Netflix account, can tie a cherry stalk into a knot with my tongue, can eat 30 chicken nuggets. Cons: uses sarcasm as a defense mechanism, nocturnal, will eat 30 chicken nuggets in one sitting
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Photo Credit: Reddit / ComradeLorenzo24

For many of us, our greatest weaknesses are also our greatest strengths. I, too, could probably eat 30 chicken nuggets, but I’m not brave enough to admit that to anyone.

You Know Everyone Is Going To Do This

Tinder profile: Getting lost in the super market as a child was scarring. My mama would call out my name and everyone would call out Polo drowning out my pleas for help
Photo Credit: Reddit / RatzzDE
Photo Credit: Reddit / RatzzDE

You just know that everyone who she ends up going on a date with is going to call out “MARGO!” when they enter the bar or coffee shop they’re meeting at.

Looking For Sympathy Points?

a picture of a guy dropping his drink
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Photo Credit: Reddit / fetus-wearing-a-suit

It’s nice to know that people aren’t perfect, you know? It’s good to see someone’s vulnerable side, even if it is falling down and spilling your coffee everywhere and someone photographing it.

A True Cultural Icon

a Tinder profile of two girls dressed up as characters from SpongeBob
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Photo Credit: Reddit / TonyThicc

You know immediately that when you match with this person, you’re going to have to talk to them only in SpongeBob quotes. Otherwise, she’s just not going to be interested.

She Does Have A Point

Tinder Profile: If you're over 35, it's time to forget about your girls and find a woman who can recognize the signs of a stroke
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Photo Credit: Reddit / ojoaopestana

She’s not wrong, you know. When you get to a certain age, you have to start considering more important things than how attractive this person is and if you like the same things.

That’s Ambitious Of Him

Tinder Profile: I'm the kinda guy you can take home to meet your moms. She'll think I'm super funny, and charming, and cute but actually kind of sexy at the same time? She falls in love with me. I think I feel the same way. We get married. I'm your dad now. I confront you,
Photo Credit: Reddit / monica-geller2004
Photo Credit: Reddit / monica-geller2004

Look, there is no shame in being into what you’re into. If this guy just wants to match with older women, then he should just change his preferences on his profile.

That’s A Good Look For Her

tinder profile picture that is a woman with a face mask on and her reflection with the words
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Photo Credit: Reddit / MopsHaveFeelingsToo

At least you know from this picture that she’s great with her camera angles and she takes good care of her skin. How could you not want to date someone like that?

Take Note: Chris Pratt

Tinder Profile: I'm half deaf (yes, really) so here is an example of our first date: You - as you know I'm an incredibly succesful Chris Pratt impersonator and I cannot wait to shower you with gifts and money. Me - what?
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Photo Credit: Reddit / OfficialSchizo

The only thing I got from reading this bio was that this person is looking for someone who is rich and who looks like Chris Pratt, which I honestly don’t think is too much to ask.

Honesty Is The Best Policy

Tinder Profile: Am I cute? No. Do I have a nice personality? Also no.
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Photo Credit: Reddit / ritwikvl

People might want you to think that there is such a thing as too much honesty, but I don’t think that there is. Besides, if people have low standards to start, they can just be blown away.

Those Are Some Fun Ideas

Tinder Profile: First date ideas: both wear sumo suits and go to an indoor trampoline place and battle, but out an entire concert so it's just us in the crowd, skydive into our dinner reservations, dress in a polo and khakis, go to the zoo and tell fake facts about the animals, rent a Lamborghini, fake kidnapping in public, invade Poland, get coffee like boring people
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Photo Credit: Reddit / Coffspring

At least she’s willing to throw some suggestions out there, right? A lot of girls would just be like, “haha idk what do you want to do???” for three days until you give up.

She Seems Like A Winner

Tinder Profile: I'm really only here because my family's beginning to think it's weird that I keep showing up to family events like, weddings, Christmas and baby showers with my Danny Devito cutout and demanding they set a place for him
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Photo Credit: Reddit / PopcornFanatic

I don’t know about you, but if I matched with her, I would really hope that she was going to bring that Danny Devito cutout with her, because why not?

This Is Actually Cute

Tinder Profile: For the love of God, someone please date me so I can stop brining my mom to costume parties
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Photo Credit: Reddit / Lilac0996

It is kind of adorable that he would take his mom to a costume party with him. But is it also kind of lame at the same time? I can’t tell.

Interesting Reviews

Tinder Profile: I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. An alpha female - guy friend. Blonde snob- homeless man in NYC. Makes super crispy bacon and great pancakes - brother Has too much energy in the morning - female friend. Bad at lifting - guy at the gym. Great friend -female friend. stop staring at me woman - random dog
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Photo Credit: Reddit / Deanos97

Imagine if this was a new thing that happened on Tinder? Where past dates would start rating you? I would probably fail. Like, this isn’t Uber, OK? I don’t want to hear it.

At Least She Can Cook

Tinder Profile: Current relationship status: Made dinner for two. Ate both.
Photo Credit: Reddit / Thinking-About-Her
Photo Credit: Reddit / Thinking-About-Her

Having a sense of humor where you can laugh at yourself is important. What is even more important is that one person in a relationship knows how to cook because eating is the best.

No To Geminis

Tinder Profile: Just two friends looking to double date. Not swingers. Karen's photos are first. Send us your resumes. Need not apply if text messages will be green and or geminis
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Photo Credit: Reddit / Muted-Ad5033

At least these people are saving you the trouble of having to message your mom and ask her what time you were born so she can read your birth chart.

Shouldn’t Be Too Hard

Tinder Profile: Idk don't be boring
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Photo Credit: Reddit

“Don’t be boring,” says the person who has the shortest and most pointless Tinder profile there might ever have been. Like, it’s worse than having no bio at all.