Times Men Had The Audacity And Twitter Shut Them Down

Nothing is worse than seeing someone on Twitter write about the stupidest stuff. You have to wonder to yourself, “Do they think before they tweet?” It’s frustrating, especially when what is said is ignorant or just plain wrong.

Luckily for us, there are people who are quick to shut the jerks down.

What Else Was She Supposed To Do?

Tweet: A man pulled my ponytail and made kissing sounds at me on the bus so I turned around and burped in his face and I regret nothing
Photo Credit: Twitter / @little_budget
Photo Credit: Twitter / @little_budget

In that moment, she was probably so overwhelmed with rage that words weren’t going to cut it, so she went for the next best thing: a big, old, hopefully truly rancid burp.

Not Sure What He Thought Was Going To Happen

Tweet: Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @AmyAbroad
Photo Credit: Twitter / @AmyAbroad

When men express their opinions about what women should or shouldn’t do, who is that for? Do they actually think that we do everything we do to try and impress them?

There It Is

Tweet: If you think
Photo Credit: Twitter / @MykeCole
Photo Credit: Twitter / @MykeCole

The guys that go on rants about the nice guy never winning must be ranting on behalf of someone else because that person is not a nice guy at all.

Shhh, It’s A Secret

Tweet: When a man tells me he's looking for a real woman I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat and he mustn't find out
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Mimiification
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Mimiification

What does that even mean? A real woman. Do they mean a woman who is made out of flesh and blood? Because that’s every woman there is…as far as they know.

I’m Going To Use This Sometime

woman asked man to explain to her what a sexual comment he said meant and it got weird
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Alice_Moran
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Alice_Moran

This is one of the best ways to try and show someone how absurd their rude comment is. You’ve got to make direct eye contact and ask them to explain it to you, then watch them die inside.

Someone Had To Say It

someone made a bad joke about pizza
Photo Credit: Twitter / @doctoranovia
Photo Credit: Twitter / @doctoranovia

If you’re going to say something stupid, you’re going to get a stupid answer, or in this case silence and then the cold, hard truth. People who think this way are lazy and should not be allowed to have pizza or sex.

Actually, Though

Tweet: every time a man tells me to stop whining about feminism, I feel like saying
Photo Credit: Twitter / @aparnapkin
Photo Credit: Twitter / @aparnapkin

Women wouldn’t have to whine about feminism if men weren’t spending so much of their time whining about it, too. Why can’t we literally all get along and be equals?

I Think She’s Made Her Point

student mocking their teacher for telling them to dial down the feminism
Photo Credit: Twitter / @alexbertanades
Photo Credit: Twitter / @alexbertanades

That teacher should have known that something like this was going to happen when he made a comment like “dial down the feminism.” Obviously she’s going to come back bigger and stronger.

Any Last Words?

guy telling a girl he never gives them more than one chance after she says she isn't interested
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Leaaamariexx
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Leaaamariexx

Men are ridiculous sometimes. Like, she told him she wasn’t interested in seeing him anymore and he goes and tells her this is her only chance to change her mind? I don’t think so.

The Perfect Comeback To That Question

woman asked man if they hunt and gather anymore
Photo Credit: Twitter / @mdeeeee_
Photo Credit: Twitter / @mdeeeee_

What business is it of his whether or not women still cook? Some women do and they love it! Other women don’t. Are you still strong providers who aren’t big babies?

Simple And To The Point

someone shut someone down who wanted to talk about why women hate men
Photo Credit: Twitter / @FENDACYNIC
Photo Credit: Twitter / @FENDACYNIC

First off, women don’t hate men. We’re just tired of having to try and explain that we are more than an accessory to the lives of men and how they think life should be.

Look Who’s Laughing Now

someone's mom turned their master's degree into a blanket
Photo Credit: Twitter / @blahblahSPEAK
Photo Credit: Twitter / @blahblahSPEAK

You have to love it when you see other women supporting women. Success looks like a lot of different things to different people. She wanted an education! Let her live her life.

Someone Had To Tell Him

guy tweeting about a model liking him and she told him she does not like him
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ThickLeeyonce
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ThickLeeyonce

Who did he think he was tweeting something like this? Clearly, both of those women are way out of his league because they’re BOTH stunning and deserve someone who wouldn’t compare them like that.

Troll Level: Expert

woman pretended that she didn't know what Harvard is
Photo Credit: Twitter / @vsugarbaeby
Photo Credit: Twitter / @vsugarbaeby

If I was around a bunch of people being smug because of where they go to school or where they work, I would probably do the same thing on principle, just to knock them down a peg.

How About You Mind Your Own Business?

Tweet: A man once got mad because my mom asked me for a tampon in Punjabi and demanded we speak English so my mom asked him if he had a tampon and he ran away
Photo Credit: Twitter / @AGlasgowGirl
Photo Credit: Twitter / @AGlasgowGirl

I will never understand why people think that speaking more than one language is a bad thing. We should be so lucky to be fluent in more than just English.

This Is What She Always Wanted

someone tweeted about how Ariana Grande as going to make women stop talking to men and she said thank god
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ArianaGrande
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ArianaGrande

Don’t think for a second that female celebrities who are all about female empowerment care for a second what the male fallout is of their power ballads. They don’t worry about it.

We’ve All Been Here

guy cries in a girl's bed about his ex
Photo Credit: Twitter / @EwdatsGROSS
Photo Credit: Twitter / @EwdatsGROSS

I’ve always wondered if guys know that you can see who watches your Instagram story, because they all do this. They bail and then still kind of hang out around on your social media.

Someone Stop The Yelling

tweet about guys who find girls on social media who rejected them on Twitter
Photo Credit: Twitter / @cottoncandaddy
Photo Credit: Twitter / @cottoncandaddy

Imagine thinking that if a girl didn’t match with you on Tinder that it was probably a mistake and you should hunt her down on social media and message her there?

No One Is Asking You

tweet about how guys wash their face with dish soap
Photo Credit: Twitter / @jbfan911
Photo Credit: Twitter / @jbfan911

I promise you that no one cares what kind of body part you prefer, but we do care that your hygiene is questionable at best and you think dish soap is an acceptable body wash.

Nashville Is Going To Be Just Fine

tweet about how guys think that they're cool when they are not
Photo Credit: Twitter / @garrcie
Photo Credit: Twitter / @garrcie

Yeah, you and all your friends who packed nothing more than what could fit in your pockets are going to roll through here and make it so different that it can’t remember life before you.