These People Are Proving That Petty Is An Art Form
In life, you're probably going to meet some people who really test your patience. The places they find you may differ — some you may find at work or at school, or some in your own home. The urge to get back at these people will be strong, but don't act right away.
Getting revenge is an art form and not something to take lightly. Take a look at the work of some professionals.
She's Got A Point.
OK Joe. Wow...burn, you threw her picture in the garbage. But I bet you thought about that picture every day, meanwhile we're over here wondering what you're still holding onto.
Talk About An Office With A View.
Seems like if they have a problem with each other, they should discuss it, no? No. Having an adult conversation is never the right thing to do if you want to take the petty route. Make everyone involved look stupid instead.
Oh, She Got Him Good.
Make sure to always take cheap shots and aim where you know it's going to hurt the most. Making tea in the microwave is kind of gross overall, though, so probably no one here is a winner.
Always Go For A Long Con.
The best revenge? Revenge no one knows about right away. You want someone to sit there and sip their whiskey thinking, 'this kind of tastes like pee.' But there is no way it's actually pee, right?
This Is Just A Low Blow.
If you want to get someone where it really hurts, go right for the social media. Screw up their Netflix algorithms, save things on their Pinterest they will hate, and do it all with vindication.
Who Doesn't Love A Good Exam?
Whenever possible, try and get some good, tangible evidence of your petty success. Having someone write an exam is genius because one of you will end up super embarrassed. Love those odds.
Petty Is Hereditary.
You might not see it until later in your life, but if you're a petty queen, it had to come from somewhere. A petty princess always takes after a drama queen.
Get A Little Catty.
This totally seems like something that's Sharon's fault. But, make note of the classic petty move - blaming someone else for the problems in your life that you know you created all on you own.
He's Got Them There.
While being petty, always try and teach them a lesson, because they obviously need one. Your method doesn't have to be extravagant, but it does have to hit home, much like Ethan's sassy note to his fellow students.
Always Look Out For Your Number One.
Always look out for yourself. If you look amazing in a picture you took with your former friend and wish you could post it still, I say post it. Photoshop them out! You still gotta shine.
Own Your Petty.
It's ok to let the world know that you know what you are. We like to be entertained. If you're about to make some petty moves, please, post it all over social media.
Well, It Is What She Asked For.
Sometimes you have to be the pettiest with the people you love the most in order to teach them a lesson. In these situations, it's always good to be subtle.
Who Doesn't Love A Status Update?
Want to know another awesome petty move? Make it everyone's business. Have them engage with your petty so you know where the other people in your life stand. Do they think you're ridiculous or a genius?
Make Sure You Commit.
The best petty moments are the ones that last forever. Yes, you can get tattoos covered up, but just like their transgressions, the faint outline will always be there to remind them of you.
Now, Nobody Wins.
Sometimes, when you're being petty, you have to make the ultimate sacrifice and give up something you would have enjoyed. Like these bananas. Something had to pay the price, and now we have fruitflies.
This Is Gross... And Genius.
Sometimes you have to stay defensively petty. Maybe no one is making you hate their guts right now, but that doesn't mean that no one is ever going to! It's good to be prepared.
Everyone Loves Money.
Don't be afraid to use someone's own words against them, and whenever possible, always ask for money. If people are going to let themselves be played a fool, that isn't your fault.
Embarrassment Is Key.
I love that this guy took time out of his own life to mark this 'please take me back' letter and give it a failing grade. That is some serious dedication.
Target The Little Things.
One of the most important parts of being petty is being SUPER dramatic, like this husband who only made his half of the bed. Remember, though, if they ask what is wrong, tell them it's nothing.
Don't Be Afraid To Waste Your Own Time.
Just like this person who sat down and counted more than 4000 pieces of rice, don't be afraid to waste your own time trying to prove a point to somebody. It's always worth it in the end.
