These Men Have No Idea How Women’s Bodies Work And It’s Hilarious

While high school health education failed us in a lot of ways, it definitely failed men when it comes to their knowledge of how women’s bodies function.

Here is a collection of photos of men being horrifically incorrect when trying to describe women’s lives and bodies, even going as far as trying to disprove actual women.

Who Told Him It Hurts?

man: ouch. Woman: ??? Man: peeing when in period must hurt. woman: no??
Photo Credit: Reddit / epicfunnyusername
Photo Credit: Reddit / epicfunnyusername

This takes me even further to a more important question: does this man not realize that periods and urine don’t both come from the exact same place in the body?

I Would Like To See His Medical Degree

man's tweet: what's crazy is women act like they were put on this earth to have period problems. No, you are unhealthy and your hormones are unbalanced that is why your period hurts so bad. Whether it's your fault or not, it's what it is
Photo Credit: Reddit / misslonelyhearts2
Photo Credit: Reddit / misslonelyhearts2

This man, who definitely knows the bare minimum about how periods work because he dated one woman years ago, really tried to act like he was an expert on period cramps. You hate to see it.

Yeah, Because Those Are The Exact Same

a female marine posted about how her male coworkers went into her desk and threw away her tampons and said they were equivalent to having condoms at work
Photo Credit: Twitter / @pooleejones
Photo Credit: Twitter / @pooleejones

Ladies, picture this: you’re at your full-time job while on your period, so you go to your desk to grab a tampon only to find all of them gone because your coworkers threw them out. Now you just have to ruin your pants.

This Guy Needs To Go Back To High School Science

response tweet: only women have hormones; men have testosterone. You should know this by now
Photo Credit: Reddit / khodor2012
Photo Credit: Reddit / khodor2012

I can feel my brain cells dying ever since I saw this. I genuinely think that reading this post has actually made me stupider. I might even file a lawsuit against the man who wrote this.

…Or Women Just Like The Pretty Colors?

man tweets: another reason why women wear lipstick: as they age, women's lips start fading and thinning out. It's a sign of declining fertility, which helps men who want children to look for younger women. Brightening and glossing lips is an attempt to countersignal this reality.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @StefanMolyneux
Photo Credit: Twitter / @StefanMolyneux

Some men really go out of their way to find a biological reason for every single thing that women enjoy, when, in reality, sometimes women just like to wear pretty colors on their lips.

Please Just Shut Up, Dude

man tells her to push out her period, saying
Photo Credit: Reddit / Yokiie
Photo Credit: Reddit / Yokiie

I have a sneaking suspicion that the man behind these texts was trying to hook up with this girl and was thinking of any anatomical way possible to still make it happen.

Might As Well Keep Them Away From Bakeries, Too

tweet: still thinking about how my 6th grade science teacher told the girls they weren't allowed to handle the yeast during a simple class experiment and when we asked why, he said,
Photo Credit: Twitter / @SlushBabeCat
Photo Credit: Twitter / @SlushBabeCat

Here’s the thing: if you’re going to go out of your way to exclude young girls from participating in science class because you’re afraid they’ll get yeast infections, you should at least look it up ahead of time.

Sorry, Women Have Actual Bodies

man says that knowing women have periods, pee, and poop makes them unattractive, saying his ideal woman would look like one but not have bodily functions
Photo Credit: Reddit / versalina
Photo Credit: Reddit / versalina

Aw, poor baby: it’s inconvenient for him to think of women as actual human beings with bodies that require regular functions in order to survive. He’s truly suffering having to think about women peeing.

This Man Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Teach

teacher writes note to parents because their daughter had
Photo Credit: Reddit / littlepepperpeach
Photo Credit: Reddit / littlepepperpeach

The person who took this photo explained, “This happened a few years ago, but my teacher thought periods were only for one day, so he called me a liar when I asked to go to the washroom again the next day.”

In Other News, Men Don’t Deserve Opinions On Periods

headline: 7th graders make tampon cookies for principal after he refused to put tampons in the bathroom. Comment: don't need to wear them yet anyway. Go to health class and learn up on the female body before you start wanting to be grown
Photo Credit: Reddit / fluffywhitething
Photo Credit: Reddit / fluffywhitething

It’s horrible enough that a school administrator would deny girls access to menstrual products, but this jerk also has to weigh in with his garbage opinions about how “grown” girls need to be to use tampons, as if he knows anything about them.

There Are No Taste Buds In That Area…

boyfriend buying tampons asks if she wants them in
Photo Credit: Twitter / @broganpaget
Photo Credit: Twitter / @broganpaget

I hope this is a joke. I hope this is a joke. I hope this is a joke. I hope this is a joke. I hope this is a joke.

Please Sterilize This Man

woman shares: he was super grossed out by periods. When I asked him what he would do if we had a daughter, he replied
Photo Credit: Reddit / ofespii
Photo Credit: Reddit / ofespii

This guy really thinks that female babies fall out of the womb and immediately start their monthly cycle, and yet he still thinks he should weigh in on how women’s periods work?

I Have No Words

man asks for nudes of groin area, but woman says she's on her period. He says the period doesn't come from there, saying it comes from the butthole
Photo Credit: Reddit / PrinceJunhong
Photo Credit: Reddit / PrinceJunhong

I don’t know who raised this man, but I would like to have a discussion with them before signing him up for a mandatory six-week educational program about women’s health.

Yeah, Tell Her!

woman answering unseen question says her breasts developed at age 8: man says this is literally impossible and then (incorrectly) mansplains female puberty
Photo Credit: Reddit / epicfunnyusername
Photo Credit: Reddit / epicfunnyusername

This guy really thought that he, a man who has never been a woman, knows more about how the female body undergoes puberty and changes than an actual present female. Mind-boggling.

This Is Actually Kind Of Wholesome

man: I didn't know about mascara. I thought girls just cried ink like squids
Photo Credit: Reddit / PocketFeminist
Photo Credit: Reddit / PocketFeminist

While most of the posts in this article make me want to throw myself off a cliff, this one is actually pretty wholesome. He saw black tears and just accepted that women are different. His intentions were pure.

That’s Not How Pregnancy Works

man: not gonna lie, you could like absorb it through your skin to get pregnant
Photo Credit: Reddit / purplejink
Photo Credit: Reddit / purplejink

This man really believes that dropping his baby gravy on a woman’s skin will cause her to absorb it and become pregnant. He truly believes that this can lead to the birth of a child.

I Already Feel Sorry For Your Daughter

question: Is it okay for a twelve-year-old to use tampons? Man responds: no pads. I'm a first time dad, my daughter is not even at that age and PADS PADS PADS PADS...
Photo Credit: Reddit / snyiks
Photo Credit: Reddit / snyiks

Apart from the fact that this father’s answer is barely cohesive or readable, this man hasn’t even had his daughter reach the age where she needs menstrual products and he considers himself an expert?

“We Have It Somewhere Else”

man: why do women want to be shirtless so bad? Woman: because there's a double standard where men can have their shirts off and women can't despite them both having the exact same chest nipples. Man: ours are flat, yours are round. Ours don't have milk (we have it somewhere else) and yours do
Photo Credit: Reddit / weebishscumlet
Photo Credit: Reddit / weebishscumlet

Firstly, does this guy think that women are just walking around and producing milk 24/7? Secondly, I don’t even want to understand his thought process behind saying men have milk “somewhere else.”

This Is The Most Insane Argument I’ve Ever Read

image of nicole kidman on knees  bent over in film with caption: This is Nicole Kidman. Do you see the long flat back? Women have a natural curve in their spine starting at bra level. It has to be there so that if they become pregnant, they are still able to stand upright and maintain balance. Biological females also have smaller knee caps, shorter femur bones, and small, proportional feet. Nicole Kidman is a biological man
Photo Credit: Reddit / Rose275
Photo Credit: Reddit / Rose275

I’d like to formally create a petition to form a law that makes it illegal for men to comment on how women’s bodies work on the internet ever again. Make them pay fines if they do.

They Lied To You, Bro

post: today someone told me about how their sister used to work in a hospital that provided abortions. She said that she could hear the aborted babies that hadn't died yet crying in the trash cans. If there was ever a reason to be prolife this is it. Because no child should be thrown out in the trash
Photo Credit: Tumblr / beautifulasthelion
Photo Credit: Tumblr / beautifulasthelion

There are two options: option one is that this man was told an elaborate lie by someone who was clearly joking and it went over his head. Option two is that he made this up himself.