While high school health education failed us in a lot of ways, it definitely failed men when it comes to their knowledge of how women’s bodies function.
Here is a collection of photos of men being horrifically incorrect when trying to describe women’s lives and bodies, even going as far as trying to disprove actual women.
Who Told Him It Hurts?
This takes me even further to a more important question: does this man not realize that periods and urine don’t both come from the exact same place in the body?
I Would Like To See His Medical Degree
This man, who definitely knows the bare minimum about how periods work because he dated one woman years ago, really tried to act like he was an expert on period cramps. You hate to see it.
Yeah, Because Those Are The Exact Same
Ladies, picture this: you’re at your full-time job while on your period, so you go to your desk to grab a tampon only to find all of them gone because your coworkers threw them out. Now you just have to ruin your pants.
This Guy Needs To Go Back To High School Science
I can feel my brain cells dying ever since I saw this. I genuinely think that reading this post has actually made me stupider. I might even file a lawsuit against the man who wrote this.
…Or Women Just Like The Pretty Colors?
Some men really go out of their way to find a biological reason for every single thing that women enjoy, when, in reality, sometimes women just like to wear pretty colors on their lips.
Please Just Shut Up, Dude
I have a sneaking suspicion that the man behind these texts was trying to hook up with this girl and was thinking of any anatomical way possible to still make it happen.
Might As Well Keep Them Away From Bakeries, Too
Here’s the thing: if you’re going to go out of your way to exclude young girls from participating in science class because you’re afraid they’ll get yeast infections, you should at least look it up ahead of time.
Sorry, Women Have Actual Bodies
Aw, poor baby: it’s inconvenient for him to think of women as actual human beings with bodies that require regular functions in order to survive. He’s truly suffering having to think about women peeing.
This Man Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Teach
The person who took this photo explained, “This happened a few years ago, but my teacher thought periods were only for one day, so he called me a liar when I asked to go to the washroom again the next day.”
In Other News, Men Don’t Deserve Opinions On Periods
It’s horrible enough that a school administrator would deny girls access to menstrual products, but this jerk also has to weigh in with his garbage opinions about how “grown” girls need to be to use tampons, as if he knows anything about them.
There Are No Taste Buds In That Area…
I hope this is a joke. I hope this is a joke. I hope this is a joke. I hope this is a joke. I hope this is a joke.
Please Sterilize This Man
This guy really thinks that female babies fall out of the womb and immediately start their monthly cycle, and yet he still thinks he should weigh in on how women’s periods work?
I Have No Words
I don’t know who raised this man, but I would like to have a discussion with them before signing him up for a mandatory six-week educational program about women’s health.
Yeah, Tell Her!
This guy really thought that he, a man who has never been a woman, knows more about how the female body undergoes puberty and changes than an actual present female. Mind-boggling.
This Is Actually Kind Of Wholesome
While most of the posts in this article make me want to throw myself off a cliff, this one is actually pretty wholesome. He saw black tears and just accepted that women are different. His intentions were pure.
That’s Not How Pregnancy Works
This man really believes that dropping his baby gravy on a woman’s skin will cause her to absorb it and become pregnant. He truly believes that this can lead to the birth of a child.
I Already Feel Sorry For Your Daughter
Apart from the fact that this father’s answer is barely cohesive or readable, this man hasn’t even had his daughter reach the age where she needs menstrual products and he considers himself an expert?
“We Have It Somewhere Else”
Firstly, does this guy think that women are just walking around and producing milk 24/7? Secondly, I don’t even want to understand his thought process behind saying men have milk “somewhere else.”
This Is The Most Insane Argument I’ve Ever Read
I’d like to formally create a petition to form a law that makes it illegal for men to comment on how women’s bodies work on the internet ever again. Make them pay fines if they do.
They Lied To You, Bro
There are two options: option one is that this man was told an elaborate lie by someone who was clearly joking and it went over his head. Option two is that he made this up himself.