Pics That Made Us Want To Throw Our Phones Into The Ocean

Having a phone is bittersweet. It's become such a necessary evil that we just put up with all the bad things that they've brought into our lives. Do we really need to know in real time when our friends are farting on the bus? Does having a plethora of choices on dating apps and social media really do anyone favors?

Sometimes people feel braver behind a phone than they would in real life, and sometimes we are a bit stupider on our phone than we would be off of it.

No Kidding The Order Is Complete

a delivery service sent an
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @BossBrittt_

This person received a cute little picture of themselves taking their groceries from the delivery driver.

What I want to know is how they took a picture while also handing over the bags.

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Tell Them What They Want To Hear

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First person: What's my name on your phone? Second person:
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Hopefully, this person doesn't have Twitter, or else they're going to see this little indiscretion that should have flown right under the radar.

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He hasn't done what he needs to do yet to be moved up to daddy, so side #3 it is.

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He's Just Doing His Best

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first person: my shawarma fell apart second person: oh no, are you solution oriented about it or in the feelings stage?
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @thecassiecao
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How is it that your boyfriend can genuinely be trying to be there for you, but because of the way they say things it seems like they are mocking you?

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The solution should be getting more shawarma to eat while you're dealing with your feelings.

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They Think They're So Smooth

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a text: Everything with GameStop made me want to stop playing games with you. I should have invested more into us when I had the chance. I hope you're doing well, Hana.
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @hanasheikh_
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Imagine getting a text like this and knowing that they are being serious and trying to win you back?

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I would only accept if this person was going to give me any of their sweet GameStop money.

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This Person Will Never Take The Bus Again

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Text message coversation: First person: I can't stop farting. How are the kiddies? Second person: They are good nasty booty. First person: either they don't stink or I can't smell them. This bus is lowkey packed, too no such thing as social distancing
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @caiwoee
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If you're going to go on and on about how you're farting up a storm on the bus, maybe try and hide your phone?

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We like to think that no one is looking, but there is always someone looking.

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Close Friends Is a Privilege

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a text: can you take me off your close friends?
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @aramnotagoat
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Some people are just so ungrateful. Being on someone's Close Friends list on Instagram is a gift.

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It lets you see all the things they have going on in their life that you probably wouldn't care about otherwise.

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Oh, They Did Her Dirty

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First person: look at her, can't be the only one who thinks she's ugly. Second person: I'm literally in this group?
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @ideksoph
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This is just awful, and I hope that she blocked them out of her real life, too, not just in the group chat.

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She deserves friends better than those backstabbing jerks.

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Sometimes The Worst Burns Are The Ones We Give Ourselves

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Tweet: I get the point you're trying to make, but I have yet to meet a hetero woman who enthusiastically participates in sex.
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @Struggle_Tweet
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Could you imagine not knowing that you just dragged yourself on social media for all the world to see?

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He might think that he really just hit a home run, but all he's done is confirmed the fact that he is a loser.

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They Just Weren't Ready

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a poll on someone's selfie asking
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @bjbjonez
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You should never look for validation on social media, but you should especially not go asking for it.

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You're just going to get answers that you didn't want, and it's going to sting.

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That Must Be Some Interesting Cleaner

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woman sitting on a bus looking at what appears to be a cleaning bottle but is actually a phone case
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Photo Credit: Reddit / w47thbroadway
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How long did it take you to realize that she wasn't intently staring at some cleaner, but rather her phone?

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That phone case was just invented to make people confused, and it is working.

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What's He Going To Do About It?

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a tinder profile of a police officer with text saying
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See, this is tricky. If he wants to rat her out, then he's going to have to show off that god-awful Tinder profile he has.

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It might just be better for everyone for him to let her off with a warning and a canceled date.

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What Is The Explanation For this?

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Tweet: I thought my GrubHub driver died for a second (pictured is a text conversation that says, first person: They don't have any more tomatoes do you still want the sandwich? Second person: yes it's fine, thanks first person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Even if this is a voice-to-text mistake, what had to be happening for this person to get a text with a whole bunch of A's?

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I, too, would have thought that they were getting into a car accident.

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It Does Look Like You Sit In Economy

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Tweet: Sitting behind the exit row. Guy takes his feet stretched out pic with a caption,
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @wilburnda4th
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Why are people so concerned with how they look to other people? At some point, the lie is going to fall apart.

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Whoever he's trying to impress will demand to be taken on a trip and they will be expecting not to fly economy.

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Might As Well Just Block Them

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someone sending a screenshot of their conversation to the person by accident
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This is something that has happened to all of us. We sent a screenshot of a conversation we are having with someone to them.

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It's hard to talk to yourself out of the terrible hole you dug yourself into.

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That's Not A List You Want To Be On

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a tweet that says: lmaoooo wooooow Aang added you to list Vodoo Victims
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Of all the lists you could be on, being on Voodoo Victims is not the list you want to be moved to the top of.

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They're going to be watching their every move now. The stress is going to be crushing.

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That Was A Roller Coaster Ride

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message on snapchat: Ok my uncle is an executive for Sephora and has a share in Urban. So, if you want you can pick whatever you want from their site and send pics of everything. I'll let him know and he'll get it from the warehouse. I can mail it to you or he can send it to a Sephora / Urban near you with your name. He sends my sister free stuff to try out all the time that she keeps. Just send lots of snap vids of you farting. I'll get you everything  you want
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @NatalAbusaada
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That whole message was a roller coaster ride, start to finish. It ended a lot differently than I imagined that it would, to be honest.

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Might it would be worth it for all the free makeup? It's for you to decide.

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Now That Is True Romance

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Tweet: My bf texted me saying
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @duvetgrave
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Getting nudes is one thing, but your partner sending you a cute selfie of them giving you the finger is real love.

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At a certain point, your private moments turn into more jokes than nudes.

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That Guy Is Doomed

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couple sitting outside and a girl showing him printed screen shots of text conversations
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That guy is absolutely doomed. It was over for him the moment she decided to print that all out of her color printer.

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You can see on his face that he knows it's over.

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Can You Really Believe Your Own Eyes?

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Text conversation: first person: You can't deny it when I seen it with my own eyes. Second person: I was with the homies. First person: Tell another lie again. Second person: You going to believe your eyes or me? come on now
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @danelleee__
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This is why men are garbage sometimes. They really have you questioning your own eyes.

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Really, the ones that you should be questioning are them and that lame excuse for being unfaithful.

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That's A Beautiful Poem

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someone found a note in their phone that says,
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @yiffpolice
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They should still publish that poetry chapbook because that poem is a real thing of beauty.

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They owe it to the world to let us know what goes on in that gorgeous head of theirs.