Having a phone is bittersweet. It’s become such a necessary evil that we just put up with all the bad things that they’ve brought into our lives. Do we really need to know in real time when our friends are farting on the bus? Does having a plethora of choices on dating apps and social media really do anyone favors?
Sometimes people feel braver behind a phone than they would in real life, and sometimes we are a bit stupider on our phone than we would be off of it.
No Kidding The Order Is Complete
This person received a cute little picture of themselves taking their groceries from the delivery driver.
What I want to know is how they took a picture while also handing over the bags.
Tell Them What They Want To Hear
Hopefully, this person doesn’t have Twitter, or else they’re going to see this little indiscretion that should have flown right under the radar.
He hasn’t done what he needs to do yet to be moved up to daddy, so side #3 it is.
He’s Just Doing His Best
How is it that your boyfriend can genuinely be trying to be there for you, but because of the way they say things it seems like they are mocking you?
The solution should be getting more shawarma to eat while you’re dealing with your feelings.
They Think They’re So Smooth
Imagine getting a text like this and knowing that they are being serious and trying to win you back?
I would only accept if this person was going to give me any of their sweet GameStop money.
This Person Will Never Take The Bus Again
If you’re going to go on and on about how you’re farting up a storm on the bus, maybe try and hide your phone?
We like to think that no one is looking, but there is always someone looking.
Close Friends Is a Privilege
Some people are just so ungrateful. Being on someone’s Close Friends list on Instagram is a gift.
It lets you see all the things they have going on in their life that you probably wouldn’t care about otherwise.
Oh, They Did Her Dirty
This is just awful, and I hope that she blocked them out of her real life, too, not just in the group chat.
She deserves friends better than those backstabbing jerks.
Sometimes The Worst Burns Are The Ones We Give Ourselves
Could you imagine not knowing that you just dragged yourself on social media for all the world to see?
He might think that he really just hit a home run, but all he’s done is confirmed the fact that he is a loser.
They Just Weren’t Ready
You should never look for validation on social media, but you should especially not go asking for it.
You’re just going to get answers that you didn’t want, and it’s going to sting.
That Must Be Some Interesting Cleaner
How long did it take you to realize that she wasn’t intently staring at some cleaner, but rather her phone?
That phone case was just invented to make people confused, and it is working.
What’s He Going To Do About It?
See, this is tricky. If he wants to rat her out, then he’s going to have to show off that god-awful Tinder profile he has.
It might just be better for everyone for him to let her off with a warning and a canceled date.
What Is The Explanation For this?
Even if this is a voice-to-text mistake, what had to be happening for this person to get a text with a whole bunch of A’s?
I, too, would have thought that they were getting into a car accident.
It Does Look Like You Sit In Economy
Why are people so concerned with how they look to other people? At some point, the lie is going to fall apart.
Whoever he’s trying to impress will demand to be taken on a trip and they will be expecting not to fly economy.
Might As Well Just Block Them
This is something that has happened to all of us. We sent a screenshot of a conversation we are having with someone to them.
It’s hard to talk to yourself out of the terrible hole you dug yourself into.
That’s Not A List You Want To Be On
Of all the lists you could be on, being on Voodoo Victims is not the list you want to be moved to the top of.
They’re going to be watching their every move now. The stress is going to be crushing.
That Was A Roller Coaster Ride
That whole message was a roller coaster ride, start to finish. It ended a lot differently than I imagined that it would, to be honest.
Might it would be worth it for all the free makeup? It’s for you to decide.
Now That Is True Romance
Getting nudes is one thing, but your partner sending you a cute selfie of them giving you the finger is real love.
At a certain point, your private moments turn into more jokes than nudes.
That Guy Is Doomed
That guy is absolutely doomed. It was over for him the moment she decided to print that all out of her color printer.
You can see on his face that he knows it’s over.
Can You Really Believe Your Own Eyes?
This is why men are garbage sometimes. They really have you questioning your own eyes.
Really, the ones that you should be questioning are them and that lame excuse for being unfaithful.
That’s A Beautiful Poem
They should still publish that poetry chapbook because that poem is a real thing of beauty.
They owe it to the world to let us know what goes on in that gorgeous head of theirs.