People Who Definitely Got The Last Word While Texting

There are few things in the world that are more satisfying than getting the last word in. Even if the other person keeps talking, there is this definite moment when you know the conversation is done and you’ve said what you said.

It’s unfortunate for those people who had to feel the wrath, and it always blows to be the person on the receiving end, but here we are.

Mothers Know Best

A mom texted her daughter
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @hard_candyjpeg

No one is better than a mom at bringing someone down a peg or two. It’s like a part of the package deal you get when you become a mom. Nurturing, love, support, and ultimate verbal smackdown skills.

The Less He Knows, The Better

guy asking a girl what his name is in her phone and she says
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @jazkillz

The day may come when he figures out this ruse, but until then, let’s just bask in the glory that is this woman living out our dreams. I’d get tired of telling so many people how my day went, though.

At Least They Were Honest

partner telling their man that they will be busy until their hair grows back if they get a certain haircut
Photo Credit: Twitter / @bIondiewasabi
Photo Credit: Twitter / @bIondiewasabi

Look, obviously, when you love someone, you’re going to love them through every bad haircut decision they ever make. But if they ask you about said decisions in advance, you might as well be honest.

What Else Is There To Say?

mom responded
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @crimsonstares

To be fair, we don’t really know the context of this conversation, but what we do know is that whoever is responding to this is making a brave move responding only with, “K.”

Maybe This Person Should Stop Asking

someone saying they feel a person doesn't like them and that person responding that they don't
Photo Credit: Instagram / @deary.messages
Photo Credit: Instagram / @deary.messages

People shouldn’t go looking for things that they don’t want the answers to. Like, honestly, did they really need to rehash this old conversation again? It probably isn’t going to change.

Keep Them In Your Thoughts And Prayers

someone got a message on Tinder that says,
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Photo Credit: Twitter

Wouldn’t it be interesting to know that your birth chart is a hot mess from someone you don’t even know? It might explain a lot about your life and even explain why this person never messaged them again.

Is The Cat Single?

someone telling a person that their cat swiped on them
Photo Credit: Instagram / @tindernightmares
Photo Credit: Instagram / @tindernightmares

This person could have so easily just ignored the message, which is something so many people on Tinder do. But no, they had to bring them down a peg and let them know it was the cat who was interested.

Enough With “Naturally Beautiful,” OK?!

someone responding that her foundation costs $60 to someone who said she was
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @soulthot

All people are naturally beautiful, and all people are allowed to wear as much or as little makeup as they want. Your beauty standards don’t matter to us, OK guy?

Someone Had To Say It

someone sent a message saying,
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @garrethbrowne

See? This is the kind of person we all want in our lives but also don’t want in our lives, because we may think that we can handle this kind of tough love, but can we really?

Right To The Point

someone asked what the worst pickup line was they every heard and they repeated what the person said to them
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @danipober

Why couldn’t Patrick just say that they weren’t interested? This person is obviously trying. That is a truly terrible pickup line, though. So really, everyone here is kind of a loser.

With The Extra Cheese

person asked if someone is full bred American and they answer,
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Photo Credit: Imgur / illsmith

Who asks someone a question like this and expects to get an actual answer? Like, was that a serious question? The things that people come up with that they think are so smart and serious…they blow my mind.

The Highest Mountain Of All

someone accidentally text mt instead of my and the person made fun of them for it
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Photo Credit: tumblr

We all have that one friend who will never let us live down a typo and will forever consider it a great inside joke to bring up forever and always, even when the moment has passed.

He Should Have Been More Specific

someone said they want to kiss a person everywhere and then the person starts listening stores and states
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Photo Credit: tumblr / fingerlime

If this person knew they were dealing with a joker, they should have been much more specific. Besides, what’s wrong with kissing at a Red Lobster, anyway? Sounds romantic.

Could You Even Imagine?

someone bragging about how tall their half brother is and someone joking back imagine if they were a full brother
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Photo Credit: tumblr / hilarioushumorfromouterspace

This seems like a really weird flex. What does it matter that their half brother is tall? That isn’t even that tall if we are going to get into the nitty-gritty of it.

He’s About To Be An Orphan

a dad texting his son
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @YoussefZidkido

How could you ever do something like make your dad feel like has no son? I hope that this mini guilt trip did exactly what it was intended to do.

Kids These Days Are So Wise

a kid breaking up with their boyfriend by pretending to call them an elevator because they aren't on their level
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Photo Credit: Twitter

This is what happens when you let grade school kids think that they have boyfriends and girlfriends. They get “cheated on” and then administer sick burns that we adults will probably use later.

Good For Her, Honestly

guys left girl server their number and she sends them a message saying they forgot to give her the rest of her tip
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @lizzy_rager

How dare these two guys think that she would want to go on a date with either of them more than she would want to have a good tip for her service?

That’s Exactly The Right Response

guy messages ex asking if she is sure she doesn't want him back. He wants to make sure before he asks his current girlfriend to marry him
Photo Credit: Twitter / @nnmhdz
Photo Credit: Twitter / @nnmhdz

What else is there to say after getting a baffling message like this one? Like, are we to understand this person kind of wants to marry their current girlfriend, but only if their old one doesn’t want to take them back?

Grow Strong, Girl

woman text a man she doesn't care about all his opinions about something she told him about
Photo Credit: Twitter / @faultyfrannie
Photo Credit: Twitter / @faultyfrannie

How empowering do you think this felt? I’m sorry, but we just don’t care about your dumb opinions anymore. All we hear about and learn about are your dumb opinions.

Love Is Love, No Matter What

someone asking their ex if they would have dated them if they were a worm
Photo Credit: Twitter / @venusianbabie
Photo Credit: Twitter / @venusianbabie

She just wants to know if he would love her still even if she was a worm. I don’t see that being a difficult question to answer. The answer is clearly no.