There are few things in the world that are more satisfying than getting the last word in. Even if the other person keeps talking, there is this definite moment when you know the conversation is done and you’ve said what you said.
It’s unfortunate for those people who had to feel the wrath, and it always blows to be the person on the receiving end, but here we are.
Mothers Know Best
No one is better than a mom at bringing someone down a peg or two. It’s like a part of the package deal you get when you become a mom. Nurturing, love, support, and ultimate verbal smackdown skills.
The Less He Knows, The Better
The day may come when he figures out this ruse, but until then, let’s just bask in the glory that is this woman living out our dreams. I’d get tired of telling so many people how my day went, though.
At Least They Were Honest
Look, obviously, when you love someone, you’re going to love them through every bad haircut decision they ever make. But if they ask you about said decisions in advance, you might as well be honest.
What Else Is There To Say?
To be fair, we don’t really know the context of this conversation, but what we do know is that whoever is responding to this is making a brave move responding only with, “K.”
Maybe This Person Should Stop Asking
People shouldn’t go looking for things that they don’t want the answers to. Like, honestly, did they really need to rehash this old conversation again? It probably isn’t going to change.
Keep Them In Your Thoughts And Prayers
Wouldn’t it be interesting to know that your birth chart is a hot mess from someone you don’t even know? It might explain a lot about your life and even explain why this person never messaged them again.
Is The Cat Single?
This person could have so easily just ignored the message, which is something so many people on Tinder do. But no, they had to bring them down a peg and let them know it was the cat who was interested.
Enough With “Naturally Beautiful,” OK?!
All people are naturally beautiful, and all people are allowed to wear as much or as little makeup as they want. Your beauty standards don’t matter to us, OK guy?
Someone Had To Say It
See? This is the kind of person we all want in our lives but also don’t want in our lives, because we may think that we can handle this kind of tough love, but can we really?
Right To The Point
Why couldn’t Patrick just say that they weren’t interested? This person is obviously trying. That is a truly terrible pickup line, though. So really, everyone here is kind of a loser.
With The Extra Cheese
Who asks someone a question like this and expects to get an actual answer? Like, was that a serious question? The things that people come up with that they think are so smart and serious…they blow my mind.
The Highest Mountain Of All
We all have that one friend who will never let us live down a typo and will forever consider it a great inside joke to bring up forever and always, even when the moment has passed.
He Should Have Been More Specific
If this person knew they were dealing with a joker, they should have been much more specific. Besides, what’s wrong with kissing at a Red Lobster, anyway? Sounds romantic.
Could You Even Imagine?
This seems like a really weird flex. What does it matter that their half brother is tall? That isn’t even that tall if we are going to get into the nitty-gritty of it.
He’s About To Be An Orphan
How could you ever do something like make your dad feel like has no son? I hope that this mini guilt trip did exactly what it was intended to do.
Kids These Days Are So Wise
This is what happens when you let grade school kids think that they have boyfriends and girlfriends. They get “cheated on” and then administer sick burns that we adults will probably use later.
Good For Her, Honestly
How dare these two guys think that she would want to go on a date with either of them more than she would want to have a good tip for her service?
That’s Exactly The Right Response
What else is there to say after getting a baffling message like this one? Like, are we to understand this person kind of wants to marry their current girlfriend, but only if their old one doesn’t want to take them back?
Grow Strong, Girl
How empowering do you think this felt? I’m sorry, but we just don’t care about your dumb opinions anymore. All we hear about and learn about are your dumb opinions.
Love Is Love, No Matter What
She just wants to know if he would love her still even if she was a worm. I don’t see that being a difficult question to answer. The answer is clearly no.