No one wants to admit that they’re ugly. I don’t even think there are any ugly people, just people who aren’t everyone’s type. Unfortunately, there are people who don’t think that’s true and just think that they’re ugly, and when they look back, they can pinpoint the exact moment it occurred to them they weren’t Instagram-influencer beautiful.
Looks Like Mommy Is Funny Too
How could someone who is so beautiful and so funny end up with a man that is neither? Wait…haven’t we asked this question about literally every relationship ever? Just kidding. But seriously.
Nothing Like A Little Sibling Rivalry
In every family, there will always be one family member who is so much better looking than everyone else, and people make jokes about how one of you looks like they were adopted.
Sounds Like They Need Better Friends
Sounds to me like his wife just needs better friends. Although, that plastic surgery money might be worth putting up with her for. Do you think there is a surgery for getting your foot out of your mouth?
Kids Are Always The Most Honest
To be fair, I’m not sure I would trust a child’s judgment on what is cool or not because they haven’t lived enough life yet to know what’s cool. You’ve got to experience some trauma first.
A Two-For-One Deal
Not only did he insult himself, but he also roasted his father. This one seems a little weird to me because family usually don’t see anyone else in their family as ugly. You all love each other too much.
This Insult Has Many Layers
What does that even mean? Like, did she lose a bunch of weight and her body was still adjusting and that’s what the kid meant, or was that a super PC way of just saying, “You’re fat. Why?”
Middle School Can Be Such A Bummer
How do you find this out? This seems like the kind of thing that a kid on the playground would come up and tell you just to start drama the way middle school kids do.
He Wasn’t Even On The List
Girls are legitimately so mean. I am a girl, so I have no problem saying it because it is true, especially when we are younger and don’t know that we are capable of hurting people’s feelings yet.
Aren’t They Always Uncomfortable?
I’m a fan of self-deprecating jokes as much as the next person, but only when I’m making them about myself. Otherwise, they’re very cringy pretty much always and I don’t want to hear it.
I Feel Like We Can’t Even Laugh At This One
In a roundabout way, this is probably a good thing that happened. If it didn’t, then she could still be in a bad place in her life, so really, he kind of provided her a great service.
That’s Basically A Gut Punch
This would have probably felt really offensive if you were the husband and flattering if you were the wife. Like, yeah, this is my husband, but also I know, right?? Love comes in many forms.
I Thought This Was An Urban Legend
Is it actually true that babies only like attractive people? I thought it was more of babies picking up on the vibe you were putting out, not so much about how you look.
That’s A Big Yikes
I know that the person who said this meant it as a compliment, but it’s like a backhanded compliment where it was more offensive first than anything. So there is that.
That’s Always A Sure Sign
It’s an age-old sign: if you don’t think that you have any ugly friends in your group, then you might be the ugly friend. That or you’re all super good looking which seems unlikely.
There Seem To Be Some Hurt Feelings Here
This is kind of true though, isn’t it? You can always tell what someone thinks about you by the way they compliment you. Next time someone tells me my outfit is brave, now I’m going to know to mentally punch them in the face.
Social Media Will Do That To You
There is no hiding from what people really think of you on social media. It’s kind of like a child in that way—it has no filter. It really is true that social media is bad for your self-esteem.
Maybe It’s Just Because You’re A Stranger?
When it comes to strangers smiling at you, I think it’s pretty safe to say that it could just because they don’t want to talk to a stranger or engage with one, so give them a pass on that.
Ah Yes, The Smart One
I, too, was the smart kid in the family, so this one cuts deeply into my soul. It’s fine, someone had to be the smart one, I guess. I’ll take the hit for the team.
Dating Is Tough, Kid, You’ll See
When this kid grows up and has to enter the dating world, then they’re going to see that it is not easy out there and there are lots of great people who are single.
Thanks For The News Flash
As much as kids can point out the obvious, sometimes they point out things that are not even a little bit true, but then you can kind of see it after they mention it.