In life, there are always going to be people who are a little bit ahead. They just lead the pack, you know? It’s not that they’re smarter or anything, it’s just that they seem to have the courage to do or say whatever they feel the need to, and we have to respect that. Because of them, we can all feel a little more confident in taking some crazy risks. Their mistakes and wins are leading us.
Your Loved Ones Come First
This lady respects her dog more than she respects most people, and you know what? I really respect that. Look how mad this guy is that her dog is just pooping in the middle of the street.
Some Things In Life Are Too Important
Life is going to force you to make some uncomfortable decisions, one of them being, “Do I really need this class as much as I need to have this iced coffee right now?”
You Can Never Be Too Careful On The Internet
This person went ahead and ordered a face mask from an online company so that we didn’t have to make the same mistake and end up with one really well-hydrated cheek.
Always Check Your Surroundings
When you’re feeling confident and like you want someone to take a picture of you, there isn’t anything that’s going to stop you. Unless you don’t take in your surroundings and get hit by a huge wave.
Be Careful With Hair Dye, Right?
Dying your hair will always be one of those things where we won’t be able to decide if it’s safe to do at home or something we should make sure we see a professional for. After this, I’m going to lean toward seeing a professional.
Her Superpower Is Our Superpower
How many of us just read this text conversation and felt empowered by it? How many of us have really wanted to whip out a line like this but didn’t have the guts?
Be Petty Because You Deserve It
Being petty is something that a lot of us think we should avoid at all costs, but honestly, there might be something to it. Sometimes you just have to reclaim your power, you know?
Those Are Very Wise Words
This is the only reason most people eat out, especially breakfast. That egg McMuffin might not be worth $6, but the time I got to sleep in totally was. I won’t feel bad about it.
The Nudes We Should Start Sending
Why don’t we just get more artistic with our nudes, right? The person who thought of this was a genius, and it’s a fair compromise when you don’t really feel like going all out.
She Does Have A Point
Something about this verges on illegal in my mind, but I am here for it. It’s the least you deserve if you’re going to cheat on your wife. There is no excuse for it.
His Life Is Basically Over
When will they ever learn that we will always find out that they’ve been sneaky behind our backs? I love the lengths that she’s gone to to make a point right to his face.
She Called Him Out Big Time
To be fair, he might have a fun date idea that doesn’t involve him spending a lot of money? But there is something to be said about wanting to be with someone who has their life together.
I Like This New Law
Why do we go to all the trouble of telling the time anyway? Just follow your heart, and if it feels like it’s time for wine, you drink it. The same goes for coffee.
What A Fond Memory This Will Be
Thanks to this lady, we all know that we need to really read the instructions of what we are filling out very carefully. Otherwise, we get an earphone case with delivery instructions.
Best Of Luck To You
If that isn’t one of the best ways to find a sugar daddy, I don’t know what is. We all just need to start flying to random places sitting next to rich dudes.
Feelings? Never Knew Them
Everyone wants us to confront our feelings. Like, what does a therapist know about living a healthy life? It’s not like that’s their profession or anything. It’s not like they’re trying to help us.
You Should Be Able To Buy Them In Bulk
The next thing you know, you’re going to find variations of these dude packs available to buy and leave in your bedside table for when you have a visitor. I can see this idea catching on.
Honestly, Own It
I really have to give it to her. She’s putting it out there and the world is open to it. That’s one of the greatest user names there ever was.
That’s A Pretty Serious Commitment
Putting someone in your private story is pretty much close to an engagement in this day and age, so it better be a really nice Dior bag. Ladies, these are our new terms.
We Should All Do This
This person went to the effort of creating a survey to send to all the people who ghosted her so that she could get some information to use for future purposes. This should become the new standard practice.