People Paving The Way For The Rest Of Us

In life, there are always going to be people who are a little bit ahead. They just lead the pack, you know? It’s not that they’re smarter or anything, it’s just that they seem to have the courage to do or say whatever they feel the need to, and we have to respect that. Because of them, we can all feel a little more confident in taking some crazy risks. Their mistakes and wins are leading us.

Your Loved Ones Come First

a woman letting her dog poop in the middle of the street holding up traffic
Photo Credit: Twitter / @AirlineFlyer
Photo Credit: Twitter / @AirlineFlyer

This lady respects her dog more than she respects most people, and you know what? I really respect that. Look how mad this guy is that her dog is just pooping in the middle of the street.

Some Things In Life Are Too Important

Tweet: Yesterday a girl walked into class with an iced coffee and my prof told her she couldn't have it so she just walked out and never came back and I can't stop thinking about it
Photo Credit: Twitter / @rachelhelenw
Photo Credit: Twitter / @rachelhelenw

Life is going to force you to make some uncomfortable decisions, one of them being, “Do I really need this class as much as I need to have this iced coffee right now?”

You Can Never Be Too Careful On The Internet

someone ordered a face mask that is super tiny and doesn't fit on her cheek
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Colorfulkkaylaa
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Colorfulkkaylaa

This person went ahead and ordered a face mask from an online company so that we didn’t have to make the same mistake and end up with one really well-hydrated cheek.

Always Check Your Surroundings

Tweet: This is a nice place to take a pic... (pictured is someone getting hit with a huge wave)
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Heba_1123
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Heba_1123

When you’re feeling confident and like you want someone to take a picture of you, there isn’t anything that’s going to stop you. Unless you don’t take in your surroundings and get hit by a huge wave.

Be Careful With Hair Dye, Right?

Tweet: How's college going? Well my roommate is now a smurf (pictured is someone who died their hair blue but also their skin)
Photo Credit: Twitter / @KennzieMack
Photo Credit: Twitter / @KennzieMack

Dying your hair will always be one of those things where we won’t be able to decide if it’s safe to do at home or something we should make sure we see a professional for. After this, I’m going to lean toward seeing a professional.

Her Superpower Is Our Superpower

Tweet: My superpowers grow with every white man I stop. (pictured is a text conversation. Man: Oh my views on that are actually quite complex. Woman: I don't want to hear them)
Photo Credit: Twitter / @faultyfrannie
Photo Credit: Twitter / @faultyfrannie

How many of us just read this text conversation and felt empowered by it? How many of us have really wanted to whip out a line like this but didn’t have the guts?

Be Petty Because You Deserve It

A text conversation: First person: Remember when you broke up with my nine years ago and then I couldn't eat on Thanksgiving because I was so heartbroken 'cause I do. Second person: This is the eighth year in a row that I've apologized how man more is it gonna take?
Photo Credit: Twitter / @BrodyMSMith
Photo Credit: Twitter / @BrodyMSMith

Being petty is something that a lot of us think we should avoid at all costs, but honestly, there might be something to it. Sometimes you just have to reclaim your power, you know?

Those Are Very Wise Words

Tweet: A smoothie is not worth $14, but the cleanup of a blender is
Photo Credit: Twitter / @handsdickie
Photo Credit: Twitter / @handsdickie

This is the only reason most people eat out, especially breakfast. That egg McMuffin might not be worth $6, but the time I got to sleep in totally was. I won’t feel bad about it.

The Nudes We Should Start Sending

someone posed their shadow to look like they're wearing some sparkly lingerie
Photo Credit: Twitter / @777jorgeivan
Photo Credit: Twitter / @777jorgeivan

Why don’t we just get more artistic with our nudes, right? The person who thought of this was a genius, and it’s a fair compromise when you don’t really feel like going all out.

She Does Have A Point

Tweet: This lady at my work today told me her exhusband cheated on her so she made him a beef and rice dinner with Alpo dog food mixed in and didn't tell him til after he ate the whole thing that if he wanted to act like a dog she would feed him like one and I'm still laughing
Photo Credit: Twitter / @emma_s_cole
Photo Credit: Twitter / @emma_s_cole

Something about this verges on illegal in my mind, but I am here for it. It’s the least you deserve if you’re going to cheat on your wife. There is no excuse for it.

His Life Is Basically Over

a couple sitting on a patio and she's showing him print outs of his texts
Photo Credit: Twitter / @3liAlra
Photo Credit: Twitter / @3liAlra

When will they ever learn that we will always find out that they’ve been sneaky behind our backs? I love the lengths that she’s gone to to make a point right to his face.

She Called Him Out Big Time

Tweet: So I'm at the bank waiting in line and the guy in front of me is spitting game to the teller, she's laughing and he's attractive so I can tell she's digging it. He asks her if he can take her out and she says,
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Ticklemelili
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Ticklemelili

To be fair, he might have a fun date idea that doesn’t involve him spending a lot of money? But there is something to be said about wanting to be with someone who has their life together.

I Like This New Law

Tweet: There is no longer AM and PM. There is just
Photo Credit: Twitter / @sarahmccammon
Photo Credit: Twitter / @sarahmccammon

Why do we go to all the trouble of telling the time anyway? Just follow your heart, and if it feels like it’s time for wine, you drink it. The same goes for coffee.

What A Fond Memory This Will Be

Tweet: I thought the personalized message was for the driver not the pods oops
Photo Credit: Twitter / @rosa_falcini
Photo Credit: Twitter / @rosa_falcini

Thanks to this lady, we all know that we need to really read the instructions of what we are filling out very carefully. Otherwise, we get an earphone case with delivery instructions.

Best Of Luck To You

Tweet: Going to sit next to the richest looking middle aged man on my flight and scroll through my nudes for three hours straight
Photo Credit: Twitter / @cal_gif
Photo Credit: Twitter / @cal_gif

If that isn’t one of the best ways to find a sugar daddy, I don’t know what is. We all just need to start flying to random places sitting next to rich dudes.

Feelings? Never Knew Them

Tweet: Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me: It be like that sometimes? Therapist: No
Photo Credit: Twitter / @stfu_sabs
Photo Credit: Twitter / @stfu_sabs

Everyone wants us to confront our feelings. Like, what does a therapist know about living a healthy life? It’s not like that’s their profession or anything. It’s not like they’re trying to help us.

You Should Be Able To Buy Them In Bulk

Tweet: I feel like every girl needs a
Photo Credit: Twitter / @warmfourloko
Photo Credit: Twitter / @warmfourloko

The next thing you know, you’re going to find variations of these dude packs available to buy and leave in your bedside table for when you have a visitor. I can see this idea catching on.

Honestly, Own It

Tweet: thinking about this insta username (pictured is an account with the user name I was fat so what)
Photo Credit: Twitter / @brokeangel
Photo Credit: Twitter / @brokeangel

I really have to give it to her. She’s putting it out there and the world is open to it. That’s one of the greatest user names there ever was.

That’s A Pretty Serious Commitment

Tweet: A relationship should be 50/50. He buys me a Dior bag and I add him to my private story
Photo Credit: Twitter / @sabrinawxm
Photo Credit: Twitter / @sabrinawxm

Putting someone in your private story is pretty much close to an engagement in this day and age, so it better be a really nice Dior bag. Ladies, these are our new terms.

We Should All Do This

a google survey asking people what the reasons are they they ghosted someone
Photo Credit: Twitter / @calamityjaz
Photo Credit: Twitter / @calamityjaz

This person went to the effort of creating a survey to send to all the people who ghosted her so that she could get some information to use for future purposes. This should become the new standard practice.