Outfits That Will Make You Say, ‘Girl, What Were You Thinking?’

We've all seen them before: outfits that make us stop and gasp and wonder what the explanation is. Did they do it on purpose or did they just not know?

We could have all our answers if we were brave enough to ask. Instead, most of us just settle for being petty, snickering behind their back, and sending pictures to everyone we know.

Barely Hanging By A Thread

someones shorts look like underwear
Photo Credit: Reddit / dodgechargerFTW
Photo Credit: Reddit / dodgechargerFTW

I'm going to preface this by saying that no one should be ashamed of their body, and everyone should dress how they want...unless it's in yellow denim tided together by literal string.

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Is That A Cat Or...

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a kangaroo shaped purse
Photo Credit: Reddit / Kdial2002
Photo Credit: Reddit / Kdial2002
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It's actually a kangaroo, not a cat, and I'm not sure if that makes it better, but it certainly makes it something. It's not the worst offender on the list, but who buys this?

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Girl, No...

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someone with a Corona virus prom dress
Photo Credit: Reddit / DisdainfulSlingshot
Photo Credit: Reddit / DisdainfulSlingshot
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I know that everyone is really upset that the coronavirus ruined prom and literally everyone's lives, apparently, but you don't need to go and make a COVID-19 dress. Is nothing sacred anymore? Is nothing above mockery?

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What A Beautiful...Flower

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a dress with a flower on it looks like a butt
Photo Credit: Reddit / C-hip
Photo Credit: Reddit / C-hip
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Look, deep down, we are all a little perverted. That's why making a dress that has flowers on it so near to someone's behind is never going to go well.

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Invisible Zipper Indeed

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zipper on a dress is awful
Photo Credit: Reddit / ubaldejason
Photo Credit: Reddit / ubaldejason
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How disappointing would it be to order an otherwise beautiful dress and have it show up with a zipper like that? Would you still wear it, or would you have a small meltdown and question everything?

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Not A Good Look

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shoes that look like hooves
Photo Credit: Reddit / jakewithar
Photo Credit: Reddit / jakewithar
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By no means do I consider myself a fashionable person, but I can say with a certain amount of confidence that having hooves is not really a good look for anyone.

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Hood Up, I Think

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with the hood down, a sweater says animal cruelty club
Photo Credit: Reddit / m_delacour
Photo Credit: Reddit / m_delacour
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For such a strong statement to be so radically changed with the removal of one word, you would have thought they would have thought this through a bit better, don't you think?

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That Looks A Bit Painful

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leggings look like huge bruises
Photo Credit: Reddit / misterbrista
Photo Credit: Reddit / misterbrista
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If you weren't really paying attention and then these tights caught the corner of your eye, you might wonder how that person is even walking with all those big bruises.

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Relateable, But Terrible Advice

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a shirt that reads I will give up
Photo Credit: Reddit / ricetomeatya
Photo Credit: Reddit / ricetomeatya
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This shirt is not saying what you want it to say, but also, there are going to be a lot of people who buy it because of how relatable it is.

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Where's Mickey Hiding?

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sweater looks like Mickey is looking into someone
Photo Credit: Reddit / anneliese_s
Photo Credit: Reddit / anneliese_s
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Even if you were wearing this like a normal sweater, I'm sure that it makes any sense at all. Are we to assume that Mickey's head is poking out of the other side?

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Very Timely, I Suppose

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someone has a lysol wipes manicure
Photo Credit: Reddit / BlackholeButtholes
Photo Credit: Reddit / BlackholeButtholes
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There is a part of me that is super impressed with how legit this looks. But, come on now. A Lysol-inspired manicure? What are they going to think of next?

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There Is SO Much To Hate

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lipstick that looks like an eyeball
Photo Credit: Reddit / ginguh
Photo Credit: Reddit / ginguh
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Some people are weird about eyes, and other people are weird about teeth. Now those people have found something in common with this makeup look that no one asked for. Literally no one.

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What Is Going On Here?

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girls in rainbow Chewie costumes
Photo Credit: Reddit / Cmann14_
Photo Credit: Reddit / Cmann14_
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I'm not about to kink-shame or nerd-shame anyone because that's not cool, but something about this just does not sit right. Why are they so beautiful and still so creepy?

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How Did This Even Happen?

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someone's leggings look like she has a saggy butt
Photo Credit: Instagram / @ghettofessional
Photo Credit: Instagram / @ghettofessional
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I get wanting to make your booty look more juicy and round, but it might be a good idea to make sure that it doesn't look like you've got a dirty diaper.

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They Hate It

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someone has slippers that look like her dogs
Photo Credit: Reddit / ReaganAbe
Photo Credit: Reddit / ReaganAbe
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They're obviously never going to tell her because they love her and because they are dogs, but you can tell that they hate those slippers so much, deep in their soul.

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Calling Her Own Self Out

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a shirt that says Saturday looks like it says 'turd' with sweater on
Photo Credit: Reddit / cosmictrousers
Photo Credit: Reddit / cosmictrousers
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Honestly, this is the least that people who wear shirts with the day of the week on them deserve. We all are painfully aware of what day it is. Trust us.

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But...It's An Anchor

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someone with an anchor says
Photo Credit: Reddit / Morktorknak
Photo Credit: Reddit / Morktorknak
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The sentiment is great, but an anchor's job is literally to sink. This would have made more sense if they went with a buoy or something. But then it wouldn't have been as cool.

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So Emotional

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windows sweater
Photo Credit: Reddit / Eggballz
Photo Credit: Reddit / Eggballz
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Something about this picture of people modeling Windows 95 sweaters is giving me the strength to carry on. It's the aesthetic I needed but didn't know I wanted. Just kidding...that sweater is awful.

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Those Jeans With These Shoes?

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running shoes with heals
Photo Credit: Reddit / ivanferre
Photo Credit: Reddit / ivanferre
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There are multiple offenses happening here. First off, those shoes are terrible. Secondly, those jeans are not doing anyone any favors. This person should just start over at this point.

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Yay, Gamer Girls

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a shirt about being a gamer girl that makes no sense
Photo Credit: Reddit / FiredDionysus
Photo Credit: Reddit / FiredDionysus
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I understand that gamer girls need to assert their dominance and whatnot, but this shirt makes literally no sense no matter how you read it. At least do it right if you're going to do it at all.