More Tweets About Dating Because It’s Still The Worst
There is probably one thing that most of us can agree on, and that is that dating is a literal dumpster fire. There is so much risk and often so little reward, and yet, we keep doing it.
At least we know that we're not alone in our pursuit of love and a happily ever after.
Are They Ever As Mature?
Most of us by now have seen on the internet that men don't reach real maturity until they're in their 40s, which seems insane, but if you've ever spent time around someone younger, you know it might be true.
Why Settle Down?
The hook-up culture is alive and well, and it's keeping us from finding people who are going to want to be in committed relationships. So, instead, we have a handful of people we're "seeing" for years on end.
You Can't Please Everyone
If you're not with someone who can joke with you and deal with a bit of roasting, are they even the one for you? Don't we all know by now that bullying is the sincerest form of love?
Why Do Your Friends Do This?
The only thing worse than realizing you're dating a dud is realizing that your friend is and they just don't see it yet. Now you're stuck trying to tolerate this person until they work it out.
Does Anyone Know How To Be Faithful?
How many people have you met on social media who told you they were single only for you to later find out that that wasn't exactly true? Everyone is just about to break up with someone.
Such Fond Memories
Isn't it crazy to look back on a relationship with someone you had that you thought was true love only for you to see that it was super unhealthy? It's wild.
No Wonder We Can Never Hang Out
If you text a man and then they don't respond for hours, their number one excuse is "Sorry, I was sleeping." Like, were you? Were you really sleeping in the middle of the day?
It's The Little Things
It's important to have that playlist ready to go when you might need it. A girl likes to know that you're going to be prepared for whatever life throws at you.
It's Important To Stay Calm
When you first meet someone, you try and stay reserved until you get home to start planning your wedding and thinking about how you're going to have a beautiful life together someday.
Can't They Take The Hint?
It's a fact of life that boys are going to watch your Instagram story, so why not put a line out there to try and bait someone into talking to you? It works some of the time.
Don't Ever Settle
Even though sometimes it probably feels like you want to settle because it's just a bunch of brick walls out there, there will be someone mildly more interesting at some point.
Now That You Mention It, Yeah
When you start hanging out with someone, they're into you, and things are going well and they seem decent, doesn't it make you think you're just walking into a big joke?
I'll Live, Thanks
Yeah, haven't met a man worthy of Beyoncé lyrics. Not the love songs, anyway. Every man just turns out to be a marathon listen of Lemonade while driving around in the car.
That Showed Him
Making him wait a minimum of 10 minutes after he ignored you all day is the right thing to do. You have to show him who is in charge of your relationship.
Can You Be Too Honest?
People always want you to be honest with them until you are, and then you're "cruel" and "insensitive." Sorry your cologne is bad and you should brush your teeth more.
No One Asked For Your Advice
People just love to tell you that you're going to find someone someday, but I've got more important things to think about, OK? Like my life and what I'm doing with it.
This Is A Great Idea
Why haven't we been doing this all along? The pizza guy has everything that we need in order to live a happy life. Who wouldn't want unlimited pizza and a man with a car?
It's Always The Way
Why is it that the people you like never like you back, and the people that like you are people you could not be less interested in? It's one of life's cruelest jokes.
Just Block His Number During Dinner
The best kind of breakup is where you just both know it's over and neither of you ever initiate any kind of conversation with that person again. It's so simple.
Send Them To Spam
Oh yeah, all those guys who wouldn't give you the time of day when you were in high school eventually find their way into your DMs like it's no big deal.
