These Men Are Zero Steps Away From Being Single
Take a moment and think about what your deal breakers are in a relationship. When you're young you don't really have any, then the older you get and the more you learn about yourself, the more you decide there are certain things that are unacceptable.
Is it worth breaking up with your boyfriend because the toilet paper he uses is awful? I don't know. But these people appear to have run out of excuses are need to cut their man out of their life yesterday.
The Stuff Of Nightmares.
This guy thought it would be a good idea to dress up in a scary mask and alert the nanny cams that get sent to his wife's email. Needless to say, she was not pleased.
Talk About Pampering Yourself.
That is a whole lot of bubbles in that tub. First off, good bubble bath is expensive! Secondly, he shouldn't be selfish and hog all those bubbles to himself! Where was her invitation?
Seems Cozy?
She wanted to cuddle more, but he wanted to keep playing his game. Their compromise? Toe holding. What's going to happen when he needs both hands? This can't be sanitary.
It's Important To Keep Safe.
But leaving Wrestlemania on for the cats is only going to fill their heads with terrible ideas they'll use to be annoying at 3 am. Besides, let's be honest, cats were never going to protect you anyway.
Very Mature.
This guy decided to put his and his girlfriend's new joint account under the name of Pizza Wizard. We all wish we were pizza wizards, ok, but no one is going to take this bank card seriously.
Well, This Is A Disaster.
This girl goes into her boyfriend's apartment for the first time and finds out that he has curtains made out of denim. I would be more worried about the wallpaper, to be honest.
The Curse Of Nice Cameras.
You look custy in HD? That hardly seems like the right way to respond to your girlfriend's selfies. Even if it is true, you don't just go and tell her that.
This Is Almost Unforgiveable.
How are you supposed to be civilized in a conversation with someone who doesn't even know how to spell? Good grammar should be a deal-breaker for everyone, even if they are just being a troll.
I've Never Been More Disgusted
In what universe was this something anyone would want? He looks so proud of himself. You have to find yourself a man you can rely on to bring you proper snacks when you want them.
There Are Worse Places.
Yes, fake eyelashes should be taken care of so they can be reused, and honestly, this guy could have made way worse choices about where to put these. This might be the start of a trend.
Do Some Cleaning, She Said.
I have a secret theory that sometimes people will do something badly the first time so that they never get asked to do it again. Thus, the vacuuming of the table.
Who Would Do This?
Everyone knows that the worst part of the Party Mix is the pretzels. This is someone who isn't going to share their things and be nice to you. I bet they're even a selfish lover.
"Do You Have Anything To Eat?"
This is the inside of a grown man's fridge. I hope he's rich so he can afford to eat out all of the time because it does not look like this man does any cooking.
A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words.
If your girl takes nice, Instagram worthy pictures of you, you should also do the same. It's just common courtesy. Don't make her look like something out of a Pixar movie.
What A Traitor.
There are few offenses worse than someone making your pet like them more than you. You feed that pet and make sure it has water, and yet they trade in cuddles with you for someone else.
He Looks Good.
First, he steals the love of your pet and now he's going to go looking like a snack in your new clothes? This is unacceptable. On the bright side, they'll look cute in their matching outfits.
She Looks Very Skeptical.
There was an Instagram challenge where you would do one of your eyebrows and you'd ask your boyfriend to do the other. I want to believe that Jon did his best, but this is sloppy work.
Plain Disrespectful.
Imagine getting a text from your boyfriend telling you that he saved you some brownies and you come home to this?! I would wake that guy up and tell him to make me some more.
This Guy Is A Psycho.
Know how I can tell? He left his ice cream top down on the counter while he went to use the bathroom. Seems like there are a lot of other decisions that could have been made.
What Are We Supposed To Do With This?
This toilet paper would come to shreds the moment it makes contact with anything. It gives me anxiety just looking at it. This is why you bring your own everywhere you go.