Memes That Perfectly Sum Up The Single Life
Who said being single was easy? Okay, maybe it is, but it isn't everything you'd expect.
After you've been without a partner for an extended period of time, you start to notice things. Even when you're fresh out of a relationship, you know your life won't be the same. Here are some hilarious memes explaining the different vibes for single life.
The Sneakiest Kind Of Catfish
In the world of dating, height might matter more than your credit score if you're a guy. Many women love a tall man, and I get that, but do you have to keep all the shorter men single?
This Is A Fabulous Idea
"Here are 10 other singles that re-watched Tiger King." If Netflix had a direct message system for singles in your area, there might be fewer people spending nights alone at home.
Single Life For Life
Who needs a man for romantic pictures when you can use a fake arm? Either this girl is exceptionally single, or she wanted to play a prank on her mom who keeps asking for grandkids.
If You Aren't Consistent, You Won't Win
They say consistency is vital for a lot of things, but I didn't know it was for staying single. If you keep it up, you'll probably never give your mom the grandchildren she's been asking for.
The Squad Waited For This Moment!
The squad always tries to help you land someone, so it's a party when you finally attempt something. Don't be nervous; you've got plenty of back-up cheering for you and ready to help.
The Bed Heals All
It's so hard to say goodbye to your bed after a great night of sleep. When the day is over, who needs a partner when you have four soft pillows waiting on you?
That Would Make Sense...
Those chain emails threatening you to receive decades of single life might have been real. How many people didn't forward it and still don't have someone to cuddle with at night?
We All Have That One Friend
Many of us have that one friend ready to show you the ropes of being single again the moment you get out of a relationship. You can't fight it, so go with it.
Don't We All?
Okay, I think everyone would enjoy this unless they already have a love of their life. This must be how dirty cops from the movies feel. They get all the money and a donut.
Now You Look Like A Fraud
Don't you hate it when the person you talked up doesn't have a solid picture to show your friends? Why couldn't he or she upload one photo showing that smile that got you hooked?
*Inserts A "Yasss"*
Being wifey material isn't a real thing. Either someone likes you or they don't. You can't choose if you're something someone else wants by boiling water or making breakfast for once.
Well, It's The Truth!
If you don't want this to come true, then you need to change your ways. No more Taco Bell at midnight, and quit drinking hard liquor every night you can. That's not where you find love.
Say It Isn't So...
When DJ Khaled is the only one telling you you're the best, you might as well move to a secluded island. He supports everyone, so welcome to the world's least exclusive club.
A Single Motto To Get Behind
If you want to rep yourself as single and proud, then this is the motto you need to adopt. It's pretty hard to argue against the universal love of fries.
The Universal Pain
Do single people want a baby, or do they want to get wasted whenever they wish? That's a tough decision, but the winner has to be the wine bottle in this contest.
Stalking Will Keep You Single
I know, you aren't the only one who stalks their date on social media before you meet them. While many people do it, you can't get caught up or you're going to remain single a little while longer.
You've Got To Have Fun Somehow
If your best friend will no longer be available to hit the bar with you, that doesn't mean the fun stops. Keep the party going at her wedding so you can attract other singles.
Give Them All They Can Handle
If your sarcasm is at a godly level, then you shouldn't try this tactic. If you want to have some fun and potentially hurt some feelings, then go right ahead.
This Goes Both Ways
No matter who it is that you meet, if you think they could be your person, it always ends a few days later. It's the curse single people have accepted.
How Long Does It Take To Learn Mandarin?
When you like a picture from more than a month ago, anxiety instantly floods your body. You start to worry about what this person might think. Time to start looking up plane tickets out of the country.
