There are times in life when it feels like being petty is the only choice that we have. In the moment, when you’re filled with rage, taking the high road is the last thing on your mind and you just say the meanest, most hateful thing that you can think of.
After all, they obviously pushed you to this point, so it’s totally their fault, right?
This Twitter Thread Is Full Of Those Stories
The Twitter thread blew up and was full of stories of women saying mean things to men, and some of them are so shameful.
There were even some that gave me secondhand embarrassment from reading, but it also made me feel like those women are super powerful.
We Know Height Is A Big Issue
Height is already a sensitive subject among men, so you know that it’s going to get a rise out of them.
Maybe he hit his growth spurt later in high school.
It’s The Honking Of The Nose For Me
The clown shoe joke, fine, that’s funny. Walking up to him and honking his nose is just the cherry on top.
He probably felt the tingle of that honk for months after.
He Probably Isn’t Surprised
It’s shocking when men don’t realize how disappointing they can be. If you end up in a lot of broken-down relationships, what’s the common theme there?
Yeah, guy, it’s you. You’re the problem.
She Does Have A Point
As much as guys might want to believe it, being a jerk or acting cool isn’t going to change your anatomy.
Like, sorry about it, what do you want us to do? Keep putting up with your attitude?
The Thing They Know But Don’t Want To Admit
It must be nice living in denial thinking that you do a good job in bed when you don’t.
You can be mad at us for faking it, or you can ask yourself how you’ve never been able to tell the difference.
They Might Take This As A Compliment
There are men out there who would hear this and know that they did their job right.
Being husband material isn’t the kind of thing that many men strive for these days.
Don’t Let Your Words Backfire On You
The best kind of insult is the one that they set you up for. This was basically low-hanging fruit, what was she supposed to do? Leave it?
He was trying to be mean and compliment himself at the same time.
This Feels Like A Cheap Shot
All the things we feel insecure about in our appearance are probably things that we are too painfully aware of being true.
That’s why when you point out to a man that he’s going bald when he knows it, it makes him extra mad.
Well, Lying Just Isn’t OK
Why do we do this to ourselves? Why do we believe men’s lies and laugh at their jokes?
Not being able to read a room is like some men’s specialty.
Oh, Believe It
Any time you think that masculinity couldn’t be any more fragile than it is, some guy will go and prove you wrong.
It’s not really their fault. We are all brought up in a society that sets us up for failure.
A Very Funny Joke Indeed
Men should know that nothing they send a woman is safe from being shown to their friends.
If you’re going to send a dick pic that no one wants to see, you’re going to hear about it.
This Is An Intellectual, Spiritual Burn
I did the research and checked it out. Esther 8 verse 9 is actually the longest verse in the Bible.
Let’s hope that he was smart enough to get it, or at least think to google it.
Is This One Almost Too Harsh?
If someone told me to fade from existence, I’m not sure that I would be able to handle that burn.
It’s one thing to make fun of what I look like, but my existence?
Why Did You Have You Bring The Kids Into It?
I’m all for insulting his looks because he probably looks like a badger, and not the cute English kind.
But the kids didn’t ask to be born. They didn’t ask to look like their dad.
The Sound Is Still Ringing In His Ears
Is it worse to have someone laugh at you when you tell them you cried after your breakup or is it worse to have someone say “thank you” after “I love you”?
It’s pretty much a tie down the middle for me.
Is It Mean If It’s Just Facts?
I don’t think that you can consider something mean if you’re telling someone the truth about themselves.
It just might be a truth that they’re not too jazzed about hearing.
If by “eating a dead bird,” you mean you’d rather eat some kind of delicious chicken, then yeah, I’d rather do that than hang out with most people, too.
Let’s hope that he didn’t interpret it that way.
The Thread Was Hilarious, But It Bothered Some People
There were a lot of people in the thread saying that being mean doesn’t accomplish anything and that we should all learn to take the high road.
It’s good advice, but it’s not advice I’m willing to take at this time.
That Being Said, Shoutout To This Great Life Advice Here
I have to give this woman props because the way she broke down toxic, gaslighting men is pretty spot on.
We should all save this tweet for future reference when a man is making us mad.