Women Are Sharing The Meanest Thing They’ve Said To Man And It’s Inspirational

There are times in life when it feels like being petty is the only choice that we have. In the moment, when you’re filled with rage, taking the high road is the last thing on your mind and you just say the meanest, most hateful thing that you can think of.

After all, they obviously pushed you to this point, so it’s totally their fault, right?

This Twitter Thread Is Full Of Those Stories

Tweet: What's the meanest and cruelest thing you've ever said to a man? I'm not asking for a friend, I'm asking for inspiration.
Photo Credit: Pexels / @kayxbliss
Photo Credit: Pexels / @kayxbliss

The Twitter thread blew up and was full of stories of women saying mean things to men, and some of them are so shameful.

There were even some that gave me secondhand embarrassment from reading, but it also made me feel like those women are super powerful.

We Know Height Is A Big Issue

Tweet: In high school I was dating a guy who was shorter than me and he was cracking jokes at me to look cool in front of his friends, so I turned to him and said,
Photo Credit: Twitter / @clsparrow
Photo Credit: Twitter / @clsparrow

Height is already a sensitive subject among men, so you know that it’s going to get a rise out of them.

Maybe he hit his growth spurt later in high school.

It’s The Honking Of The Nose For Me

Tweet:
Photo Credit: Twitter / @TheNikkiSin
Photo Credit: Twitter / @TheNikkiSin

The clown shoe joke, fine, that’s funny. Walking up to him and honking his nose is just the cherry on top.

He probably felt the tingle of that honk for months after.

He Probably Isn’t Surprised

Tweet: You're the most negative experience in a lot of women's lives, are you really surprised you ended up alone?
Photo Credit: Twitter / @jazztheripper
Photo Credit: Twitter / @jazztheripper

It’s shocking when men don’t realize how disappointing they can be. If you end up in a lot of broken-down relationships, what’s the common theme there?

Yeah, guy, it’s you. You’re the problem.

She Does Have A Point

Tweet: My classic line is
Photo Credit: Twitter / @halliefelds
Photo Credit: Twitter / @halliefelds

As much as guys might want to believe it, being a jerk or acting cool isn’t going to change your anatomy.

Like, sorry about it, what do you want us to do? Keep putting up with your attitude?

The Thing They Know But Don’t Want To Admit

Tweet: I faked every single one of them
Photo Credit: Twitter / @LifeforceVibes
Photo Credit: Twitter / @LifeforceVibes

It must be nice living in denial thinking that you do a good job in bed when you don’t.

You can be mad at us for faking it, or you can ask yourself how you’ve never been able to tell the difference.

They Might Take This As A Compliment

Tweet: You aren't husband material
Photo Credit: Twitter / @JuneTheTenth
Photo Credit: Twitter / @JuneTheTenth

There are men out there who would hear this and know that they did their job right.

Being husband material isn’t the kind of thing that many men strive for these days.

Don’t Let Your Words Backfire On You

Tweet: Him: You're so shallow you only go for hot guys. Me: That's not true, I dated you.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ChristiCon
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ChristiCon

The best kind of insult is the one that they set you up for. This was basically low-hanging fruit, what was she supposed to do? Leave it?

He was trying to be mean and compliment himself at the same time.

This Feels Like A Cheap Shot

Tweet: Your hairline is visibly receding and every time I see you it's more obvious you're going bald
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kkat79
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kkat79

All the things we feel insecure about in our appearance are probably things that we are too painfully aware of being true.

That’s why when you point out to a man that he’s going bald when he knows it, it makes him extra mad.

Well, Lying Just Isn’t OK

Tweet: He lied to me about being a teacher (like I am). Just one of my many things he was sketchy about. I told him he was pathetic, insufferable, and intolerable. I told him he didn't know how to read a crowd and his stories/humor sucked. Cause it did
Photo Credit: Twitter / @_daliazada
Photo Credit: Twitter / @_daliazada

Why do we do this to ourselves? Why do we believe men’s lies and laugh at their jokes?

Not being able to read a room is like some men’s specialty.

Oh, Believe It

Tweet: wow, I can't believe your masculinity is THAT fragile
Photo Credit: Twitter / @adrianaxmarisol
Photo Credit: Twitter / @adrianaxmarisol

Any time you think that masculinity couldn’t be any more fragile than it is, some guy will go and prove you wrong.

It’s not really their fault. We are all brought up in a society that sets us up for failure.

A Very Funny Joke Indeed

Tweet: This guy sent me unsolicited dick pics so I think him for giving the group chat something to laugh about.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @quitoria1
Photo Credit: Twitter / @quitoria1

Men should know that nothing they send a woman is safe from being shown to their friends.

If you’re going to send a dick pic that no one wants to see, you’re going to hear about it.

This Is An Intellectual, Spiritual Burn

Tweet: Your face longer than Esther 8 verse 9
Photo Credit: Twitter / @xxoorita
Photo Credit: Twitter / @xxoorita

I did the research and checked it out. Esther 8 verse 9 is actually the longest verse in the Bible.

Let’s hope that he was smart enough to get it, or at least think to google it.

Is This One Almost Too Harsh?

Tweet: Your generation is done. Fade from existence in peace.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @MattVanDeventer
Photo Credit: Twitter / @MattVanDeventer

If someone told me to fade from existence, I’m not sure that I would be able to handle that burn.

It’s one thing to make fun of what I look like, but my existence?

Why Did You Have You Bring The Kids Into It?

Tweet: Told him that if we ever had kids, I hoped they didn't look like the ones he already had.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @DopeElle
Photo Credit: Twitter / @DopeElle

I’m all for insulting his looks because he probably looks like a badger, and not the cute English kind.

But the kids didn’t ask to be born. They didn’t ask to look like their dad.

The Sound Is Still Ringing In His Ears

Tweet: I didn't say something mean but I laughed in his face when he told me he cried because I broke up with him. I didn't know how to process information.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @LaChatNoir83
Photo Credit: Twitter / @LaChatNoir83

Is it worse to have someone laugh at you when you tell them you cried after your breakup or is it worse to have someone say “thank you” after “I love you”?

It’s pretty much a tie down the middle for me.

Is It Mean If It’s Just Facts?

Tweet: You're an iphone dj at this dumpy local bar because you peaked in high school and have no real talent or prospects for your life so you strive for the approval of young women while they're drunk and have no choice but to be nice to you if they want to be here.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @notsurrah
Photo Credit: Twitter / @notsurrah

I don’t think that you can consider something mean if you’re telling someone the truth about themselves.

It just might be a truth that they’re not too jazzed about hearing.

Like…Some Chicken?

Tweet: that I'd rather eat a dead bird than hang out. To his face
Photo Credit: Twitter / @chloe_remi
Photo Credit: Twitter / @chloe_remi

If by “eating a dead bird,” you mean you’d rather eat some kind of delicious chicken, then yeah, I’d rather do that than hang out with most people, too.

Let’s hope that he didn’t interpret it that way.

The Thread Was Hilarious, But It Bothered Some People

Tweet: ladies please stop telling us to take the high road and move on...this isn't the thread for that. This is a negative and hateful account
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kayxbliss
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kayxbliss

There were a lot of people in the thread saying that being mean doesn’t accomplish anything and that we should all learn to take the high road.

It’s good advice, but it’s not advice I’m willing to take at this time.

That Being Said, Shoutout To This Great Life Advice Here

Tweet: Don't say anything mean. Just set boundaries. Toxic dudes will think that's mean. Decent dudes will respect them. The only guys who hate boundaries are those who benefit from you having none.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @rebeccabardess
Photo Credit: Twitter / @rebeccabardess

I have to give this woman props because the way she broke down toxic, gaslighting men is pretty spot on.

We should all save this tweet for future reference when a man is making us mad.