Girlfriends Who Still Know How To Give Their Boyfriends Hell
If men thought that the chasing phase where they were trying to lock down the girl was hard, then they have no idea what will hit them once they actually start to date her.
Some women, like the ones in this article, refuse to ever give their boyfriends a sense of peace.
Probably Should've Mentioned The Fear Of Heights Earlier
It wasn't until they were halfway up the side of the London Eye giant Ferris wheel that this girlfriend told her boyfriend that she actually was absolutely terrified of heights.
Bon Appétit!
Every once in a while, this girlfriend will torture her boyfriend by cutting his sandwiches into ridiculous, difficult-to-eat shapes. She never warns him of when, though, so he once had to open a monstrosity like this at work.
Why Mouse-t She Be Like This?
While working from home, his mouse stopped working and he spent the next hour on the computer looking for a solution before realizing his girlfriend had pranked him.
A Very Important Task
When he went to buy a sheet that could work for a green screen, all of his friends asked why he needed one. He said that his girlfriend wanted him to complete a special project.
The Pringles Have Eyes
When he left her alone in his apartment for a few hours, he came home to find every single item in his cabinets and fridge were covered in googly eyes.
Happy Birthday, Baby!
This guy showed up to his birthday party only to see that, as a present, his girlfriend had dressed up just like him, from drawing on facial hair and stealing his clothes to wear.
I Feel For Sarah's Future Boyfriends
On one hand, I get angry with just about any man when he doesn't know how to handle my mood swings, but on the other, I don't even know how to manage my mood swings.
Sir, You're Dating A Psychopath
Only a person who has no concept of social norms or no empathy for those around her would do something this horrendous. Imagine being in love with someone and then seeing this horrific act.
Just A Little Clingy
Ever since they've been stuck in the house together, this girlfriend as been extra clingy, as in literally clinging onto him all the time like a sloth to a tree branch.
This One Is Actually Kind Of Cute
What is the point of receiving a gift on Valentine's Day if you don't also get a handwritten poem from your loved one? This poem might be unconventional, but the feelings are all love.
Look What You Made Her Do!
After losing a game of Connect-4 to her boyfriend while drunk, this girlfriend started sobbing profusely. He tried to fix it, but nothing he said or did could make her feel better about the outcome.
What Do You Mean You "Can't Read My Mind"?
I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to understand what I want and need from him without ever directly vocalizing the way I'm feeling at that time?
He Looks So Pretty!
This guy's girlfriend is a hairstylist normally, so she has been doing her boyfriend's hair each day they are quarantined together! So far, he's been styled like Leia, Amy Winehouse, '90s prom, Cindy Lou Who, and George Washington.
Babe, Can You Get A Pic Of Me?
The guy who took this photo was originally feeling a little dumb for taking photos of his girlfriend for so long on the beach until he realized that every other boyfriend/husband was in the same boat.
Say Cheese!
This girlfriend forced her boyfriend to take pictures of her for 20 minutes until they got this perfect outcome, and honestly? I think that all his hard work and time was worth it.
She Claps Back Hard
He thought it would be funny to twist up a towel and lightly whip it at her. She thought that a reasonable reaction was to smack his back so hard it left this handprint.
She Asked Him To Bring Her The "Pink Bag"
I truly feel for this man, because it's nearly impossible to know what she meant, and he shouldn't dare to be wrong. If I were him, I would just bring both.
Not The Bachelorette Party Her Fiancé Was Expecting
Due to her getting a degree and working in computer sciences, a male-dominated field, this bride-to-be had her guy friends as bridesmaids. This is a photo snapped from their bachelorette party.
Even Celebrities Are Hard On Their Men
While many people like to make irrational demands without thinking about what they're doing, at least Chrissy is aware that she can be super unreasonable and commends her husband for trying his best.
The Irrationality Really Jumped Out Of Her
Any avid snapchat user knows that you can't control how your Bitmoji looks on the Snapmap, but that apparently didn't stop this girlfriend from throwing a borderline nuts accusation at her boyfriend! His patience must be endless.
The Contradictions Are Wild
Women are so good at communicating how they feel until the moment they're angry at you. Suddenly, she's saying goodnight to you at 3:53 p.m. and leaving you to play detective on your unknown mistake.
"Went shopping with my boyfriend today and almost went home with the wrong man..."
It might feel horrible to find out that your romantic partner cannot recognize you in the crowd, but in her defense, it's not her fault that he dresses like every other Man™.
No One Is Allowed To See Me Like This
I don't care if my future husband wants to have a large wedding with all our friends and family, I am forcing him to do a private ceremony at the courthouse with one sole witness and only referring to him as my roommate.
She Tried To Take A Panorama Photo Of Him
Panorama photos can be really cool so long as you get them right. This girlfriend, however, turned her boyfriend's into a horribly distorted mess that she felt compelled to show everyone on the internet.
Like. Them. All.
Is my social media an ongoing barrage of disparaging tweets and posts about men? Absolutely. Do I also expect the man I'm seeing to like every single one of them even if it's made at his expense? Absolutely.
She Told Him To Come For A "Sexy Surprise"
Seeing as her boyfriend is Irish, she decided to prank him with a little help from a bag of potatoes and some candles. Naturally, he was a little disappointed by the gesture.
Sorry Babe, But It's Legally Blonde For The 1000th Time!
Why is this such a universal experience? Why do all of us like to impose rom coms onto every man we meet? I'm sorry to every man who I've forced to watch She's The Man multiple times.
Even Her Cat Antagonizes Him
This girlfriend asked her boyfriend to watch her cat while she was out of town. When he put on the T.V. and looked away for a second, this is the menacing look he returned to.
He Hasn't Earned A Full Photo
I love how we as women will choose to share a photo of a man we're dating that only shows a single, unrecognizable body part of theirs. He doesn't deserve the full reveal until he proves himself.
Love Is Actually Petty, Not Patient
This girlfriend, when she got extremely angry at her boyfriend, turned all their couple photos around because she didn't want to see them. Fortunately, he knew he was in her good books again when the photos were back to normal.
Babe, It's "Our" Hoodie Now
One thing you have to prepare for when you start to date a woman is that she will inevitably start stealing your hoodies and you can bet that you will never get them back.
Don't You Love It?
There are few things the average guy wants more right now than to get their hands on a PlayStation 5, so there is nothing more devastating you could do than give this gift.
Enjoy Your Dinner, Babe!
This guy asked his girlfriend if she could grab his plate of spaghetti when she was getting her own and she came back and placed this in front of him.
"Ew, He's A Scorpio Rising"
It's inevitable: at some point, your astrology-loving girlfriend will ask you what your birth time is so that she can create and examine your full astrology chart and draw conclusions. R.I.P. to your relationship if you have an Aquarius moon.
Oh, How The Turntables Have
After years of us sending long, explanatory messages to men with clear points only for them to respond to one point or say they don't "get it," it's our time to flip the script.
He Really Did That
I don't know why she didn't trust her man when he simply told her where he was, but I do respect that he was willing to publicly humiliate himself to prove he was at the lab.
Let's See If You Can Really Live Without Me
Men will break up with you after years of saying that they could never live without you, so this woman really decided to put it to the test. Give her the kidney back, bro.
He Deserved It
Ladies, don't let men pigeonhole you into traditional gender roles unless they're fulfilling traditionally masculine ones, like building your house with his own two hands or going off to war and dying.
A Realistic Valentine's Day Treat
How can you put the love you feel for a significant other into words? It's a problem that poets have been trying to tackle for years, but this woman summed it up perfectly with a cake.
She's Not Playing Around
Okay, but could you imagine being the judge in a family court going over a case only to see that the reason for divorce cited in the documents is that he "called her bae a second time."
Shut Up And Make Yourself Useful ❤️
You asked for more jobs? Well, sir, you're going to get them. Start working on the front lawn today, the backyard tomorrow, and maybe tackle the roof on the weekend too.
It's Not Even Just Your Girlfriend...
If you're worried about the hell you might get from your girlfriend, just imagine the network of female friends, coworkers, and family members who can also encourage her to make your life a mess.
Even Wild Animals Have The Same Dynamic
I never really understood why the phrase "having him by the balls" was such a popular euphemism for trying to control a boyfriend/husband until I saw this photo. I guess it's just in our nature.
Yikes, Bud.
This guy really just wanted to have fun with his pals for a night in and, suddenly, he's being roasted by the most important person in his life. Let him heal in peace.
Every. Single. Donut.
This guy found out that his wife was unhappy with him the hard way—the hard way being that he came downstairs and opened the box of donuts he'd bought only to see she'd taken a bite out of each one.
Just Tell Her What She Wants To Hear
I don't know why I do this, but I will be chilling totally normally with a guy and then feel the overwhelming need to disturb the peace by asking a question like, "Would you still be attracted to me if I didn't have knees and my legs were just straight stilts?"
...And Sometimes, Girlfriends Can Be Cute
After quarantining in the house together for over two months, this girlfriend was extremely sad when her boyfriend had to leave for only a few days, which is so pure and wholesome.
If You Think She's Bad, Another Woman Will Give You More Hell
Sure, your girlfriend might do things that you find extra or irritating (although 25 years and marriage is moving too fast? That's a him problem), but there is always a woman who will really give you hell.
They'll Torture You Even After You Break Up
You thought that you'd be free of her the second you broke up? I hate to break it to you kid, but you're still in for a world of chaos.
Besides, Men Have Hellish Moments Too
Women have their ways of being hellish, but men undoubtedly do too. This wife was just trying to have a pleasant morning cup of tea and ended up with a mouthful of salt.
