People Who Have Such Messy Energy That We Feel A Little More Normal

Have you ever met someone who just exudes chaotic vibes from their very existence? Someone who seems to, instead of a brain, just have a little tornado whipping around their head 24/7? While they’re definitely a bit messy to deal with, they sure are entertaining.

Here are people who shared their messiest thoughts on Twitter and we’re here for it.

Over Trevor Noah?

my mom and dad got into a huge fight so I came downstairs to see if everything was ok come to find out that my mom was yelling at my dad and threatening to divorce him because he didn't know how Trevor Noah is LMAO
Photo Credit: Twitter / @abbygov
Photo Credit: Twitter / @abbygov

For those who don’t know, Trevor Noah is the host of The Daily Show, but that’s not the point. The point is that, after over 20 years of marriage, this woman was ready to end it all over her husband not knowing him.

That Was Not What I Was Expecting

romantic photo with caption: a year ago, someone walked into the coffee shop where I work and ordered a pumpkin latte. I wrote my number on the receipt. Celebrating a year today. Things between us are crisis level bad. Each day together feels worse than the last but being alone is my greatest fear
Photo Credit: Twitter / @stevegerard_
Photo Credit: Twitter / @stevegerard_

When you see someone post a romantic photo onto their social media, you expect there to be a heartfelt, sappy caption. They had us in the first half, but that went downhill really quickly.

The Owl Does Get Pretty Threatening

went to a bar last night. had to save my duolingo streak before midnight but didn't want people to see so I excused myself to go
Photo Credit: Twitter / @schnooozle
Photo Credit: Twitter / @schnooozle

Imagine the world we live in where it’s less embarrassing to say that you’re taking illegal substances than that you’re committed to upholding your streak on Duolingo. C’est très bizarre.

It Really Do Be Like That

somewhere out there a girl is having a Zoom birthday party but all her best friends are actually there with her at her house and there are people on Zoom realizing they're not as close with her as they thought
Photo Credit: Twitter / @clur19
Photo Credit: Twitter / @clur19

Most people just avoid letting them know that they’re having an event if they can’t invite everyone they love to it, but I have no doubt some girl is audacious enough to pull this stunt.

It’s A Wholesome Holiday, Ma’am!

PETA add says
Photo Credit: Twitter / @EwdatsGROSS
Photo Credit: Twitter / @EwdatsGROSS

Thanksgiving is supposed to be a time where you gather with your family, lie about what you’re thankful for, and tolerate your belligerently drunk uncle. It’s not a holiday where you mention how thirsty you are on the internet.

Is This Professor Doing Okay?

just received this rollercoaster of an email from of my professors. EMAIL READS: unfortunately, I have to reschedule the exam, and I will have to cancel class on Thursday. Against my best wishes, I have been shot and am being treated in the ER. I also have COVID and the divorce is getting messy. Office hours are still 11-12 on Mon/Wed with your TA. If I am alive, the exam will be moved to Monday of next week. Keep reviewing the texts and remember to look over you IDs! Best, Professor Wilson
Photo Credit: Twitter / @decentbirthday
Photo Credit: Twitter / @decentbirthday

There’s so much going on in this one email. Is he doing okay following his gunshot wound? Why is he getting a messy divorce? Lastly, why is he including this all in an email to his students?

This Is Next-Level Cat Mom Behavior

today we made our cats a bedroom (two mini bests in a mini room with a cat on one)
Photo Credit: Twitter / @MaudFeijt
Photo Credit: Twitter / @MaudFeijt

What level of cat mom do you have to reach in order to actually build miniature twin beds in a tiny little room for your cats to sleep in instead of just, idk, letting them sleep on a chair?

That’s One Response

a customer really just said
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ballofchlo
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ballofchlo

Anyone who has worked in retail before knows how irritating it is to deal with customers being inappropriate or condescending toward you, but I’ve never had this be my mental response.

24-Hour And 12-Hour Time Could Never

if it wasn't for the bachelorette being every tuesday I would have no idea what day it was. now I can be like ok the bachelorette was on 2 days ago: it's thursday. the bachelorette is in 2 days, it's sunday
Photo Credit: Twitter / @holy_schnitt
Photo Credit: Twitter / @holy_schnitt

Sure, we have the traditional means of measuring time by hours, day names, and numbered calendars, but how would we tell time without them? I would be lost without The Bachelorette.

No One Is Eating Steak

so funny to me when a bottle of wine is like
Photo Credit: Twitter / @perfectsweeties
Photo Credit: Twitter / @perfectsweeties

It’s like when I go to the wine store and a sales associate has the audacity to ask what occasion I want the bottle for. Um, I’m going to get drunk and cry while watching Mamma Mia for the fourth time this week.

Instagram, Don’t Look At This!!!!

imagine if Instagram released a year review like Spotify of what accounts you spent the most time stalking. Yeah no thank you but like imagine: babe, you visited this boy's profile 85 times despite him only posting 3 times this year!!! you watched each of one this girl's IG stories an average of 3 minutes after posting!! no offense girlie, but what's wrong with you!!!
Photo Credit: Twitter / @garrcie
Photo Credit: Twitter / @garrcie

I have never felt so called out in my life because I am guilty of visiting one guy’s profile on a near-weekly basis even though he has posted a total of four pictures this year. Instagram better never leak any information.

…And What About It?

b****es be like
Photo Credit: Twitter / @chunkyfila
Photo Credit: Twitter / @chunkyfila

You know when your friend gets her heart broken and everyone is like, “Yeah, he’s the worst. Tell us where he lives and we’ll burn his house down!” but there’s that one girl who looks like she would actually do it?

I Mean, The Logic Checks Out

Simply cannot stop thinking about a girl I knew who dated a guy she couldn't STAND—all because his ex died in a plane crash and her biggest fear was dying in a plane crash, and she figured there was no way the universe would let both of this guy's girlfriends die in a plane crash
Photo Credit: Twitter / @isabelzawtun
Photo Credit: Twitter / @isabelzawtun

As ridiculous as it is for her to keep dating someone she totally despises, probability theory does point toward there being a low likeliness that two girlfriends would die in a plane crash, so I can’t fault her on her thought process.

They Had It So Much Easier Back In The Day

my mom has told me a lot of funny stories but my all-time favorite has to be how she ghosted a guy by just NOT TELLING HIM SHE WAS MOVING TO A DIFFERENT ISLAND. he rolled up to her house and he sister had to be like
Photo Credit: Twitter / @mpnightmaregirl
Photo Credit: Twitter / @mpnightmaregirl

We tend to talk about ghosting as if it’s a new phenomenon, but I bet it happened all the time in the past, and no one knew. Like, how were they ever going to contact you again? Look up your new number in the phone book?

Support Different Life Goals!

why is everyone's main goal to get married and have kids like don't you guys wanna do drugs in foreign countries
Photo Credit: Twitter / @emmydianewhite
Photo Credit: Twitter / @emmydianewhite

Okay, so I definitely could see myself one day maybe settling down, getting married, and living out a nice domestic life, but it would be more fun to go on fabulous vacations abroad.

They Raise Some Points

i am seriously so sick to death of having to consider
Photo Credit: Twitter / @do_not_test_me
Photo Credit: Twitter / @do_not_test_me

Have I ever been deeply exhausted by the realization that, for the rest of my life, I’m going to have to think of what I’ll eat for the next meal? Yes. Have I ever considered cracking an egg in my mouth? No.

This Is Wild From Start To Finish

my uncle was dating this woman for 25 years and he ended up breaking up with her bc she wanted marriage and was
Photo Credit: Twitter / @LRNROSE
Photo Credit: Twitter / @LRNROSE

I’m not saying that anyone ever deserves to be murdered, but I have to say that there must be some karmic justice going on after saying that 25 years into a relationship is too early to bring up marriage.

I Would Like To See His Reaction

getting him an empty PS5 and filling it with 1000 reasons of why you love him
Photo Credit: Twitter / @teefortilly
Photo Credit: Twitter / @teefortilly

Sometimes, when I see someone on the internet think up something deeply evil and disruptive, I want to see how things work out for them if they follow through on it.

TikTok Has Made Our World Chaotic

not me getting a UTI for the first time in my life and being in CONSTANT EXTREME PAIN AND SUFFERING and calling my mom and her telling me to drink cranberry juice so I drive to the store in CONSTANT AND EXTREME PAIN and they're all SOLD OUT DUE TO A TIKTOK TREND? goodbye
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kennndraaa
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kennndraaa

Social media trends have always had a lot of influence on how people act, but this especially seems true with TikTok. One guy rode his skateboard while drinking cranberry juice and grocery stores across the nation were out of stock on cranberry juice.

Then Again, What Would We Do Without Messy People?

my friend group is full of some highly messed up individuals i'm so blessed to have their sick minds on my side
Photo Credit: Twitter / @talliesinyoung
Photo Credit: Twitter / @talliesinyoung

As much as we like to poke fun at chaotic people, they are also some of the most fiercely loyal, intelligent, and kind friends to keep around. Plus, they’ll always have a story to tell.