There are two kinds of people in the world. People who excel and seem to be amazing at everything they attempt, and the people who seem to flounder through life from one disaster to another. A lot of us would like to think we belong in the first group of people, but more of us are a hot mess than we’d like to admit.
If you recognize any of these people’s struggles, you might want to reevaluate your life.
Mom Knows What’s Up
Getting a text from your mom telling you to bring home a bottle of wine so you can have a frank discussion might be more terrifying than seeing a ton of missed calls from her.
This Is Why I Don’t Garden
I don’t get how plant people do it. How do you take care of plant in such a way that it not only survives, but thrives?! I hope that this person ends up pleasantly surprised by what this mystery fruit ends up being.
“Yeah, I Pay Attention To Details”
I’m surprised that they even emailed her back about this instead of just deleting that email and pretending they never saw it. Unless they think she might be a great cook and want in on that.
Loving Those Colors
A real artist knows how to improvise, even if that means using a slightly too stale to eat tortilla as a paint palette because you don’t know where you put yours.
She’s Up For Employee Of The Month
Listen, if having a bit of alcoholic creamer in your coffee is what’s going to help you get through the day, who are we to judge? Oh, wait…that’s alcoholism isn’t it?
Those Dogs Look Evil
You should always be wary about telling people how good you are at something because there will come a time when you have to prove that, and it just never plays out well, does it?
Men Are The Worst
How do you even attempt to answer this question? I’m willing to bet that, for a split-second, she wondered if she should believe him over her own eyes, but let’s hope she saw reason.
Instagram’s Next Big Poet
I’m not sure what they’re talking about, this is a fire poem. There is nothing in the world further away from something holy than some lukewarm hotdog water. So, bring it on.
You don’t need to apologize to us! That little dog is a magical creature that we are all #blessed to have seen in our Twitter feed. People are into ugly things all the time.
Sounds Like Wrongful Termination To Me
What someone does in the privacy of their own cubicle isn’t anyone else’s business. Even if it is talking to your elbows like they have feelings and will be grateful for the lotion.
If You’re Hungry, You’re Hungry
No one wants to eat soap, but if you really try hard to ignore reality, it might taste close to that high-calorie snack you’re trying to avoid and are for sure going to eat later.
Oh, He Cute
To be fair, panoramas are way harder to get right than people might think they are. At least this picture of a cat is still super cute. They look like a sock puppet!
No Tip For You
That is some pretty great customer service, taking the time to text this person and tell them that they need someone else to pick up the food. Still, I wouldn’t tip. The food will probably be cold.
Who Is Going To Know?
Ok, all joking aside, this is kind of genius because you can’t even tell! Good luck explaining that to the person who does your nails though. They are not going to be pleased.
A Roller Coaster Of A Text Message
If you’ve seen the most recent Avengers movie, you’d know that there is a period of time where Thor was thoroughly depressed. But this still seems like a strange autocorrect.
Every Sign Has A Story
How many people do you think had to get sticky syrup all over their hands before they put up this sign for people who are blissfully unaware of their surroundings?
Yeah, You’re Seeing That Right
Felling like sushi but not feeling the price? Just roll up some hotdogs in rice and call it a day. Eat them with some chopsticks and know that you are classy.
Did She Really Not Know?
Maybe there was some Freudian slip stuff going on when she said she wished her family would all perish. I wonder what their relationship is with their family now…if they’re still around.
Happiest Day Of Their Life
There is one person in every family that you always wonder if you should actually invite to whatever event is coming up. For these people, that person ended up being in the bridal party and fell flat on her face during the vows.
RIP To Their Dignity And The Hammock
Hammocks always seem like they’re so much more trouble than they are worth. The risk vs. reward just isn’t there. Like, are these even comfortable in the end? Are they really?
We Need More People Like Tori
Listen, if you’re going to expect your friend to drive you around and go through the McDonald’s drive-thru for you, then you have no right to complain about their car!
There Are No Other Computers Around?
This is why you don’t wait until four hours before your paper is due to start. If they had started earlier, then they would have known that they needed to figure out a different solution.
Still A Good Life Decision
Maybe this person missed the memo on the kind of Halloween party their friend was throwing, but you know what? They look good and everyone there is going to remember who they are.