Everyone Who’s A Hot Mess Will Appreciate These People’s Struggles

There are two kinds of people in the world. People who excel and seem to be amazing at everything they attempt, and the people who seem to flounder through life from one disaster to another. A lot of us would like to think we belong in the first group of people, but more of us are a hot mess than we’d like to admit.

If you recognize any of these people’s struggles, you might want to reevaluate your life.

Mom Knows What’s Up

mom asking her son to bring home some wine so they can have a serious talk
Photo Credit: Twitter / @walkingbisexual
Photo Credit: Twitter / @walkingbisexual

Getting a text from your mom telling you to bring home a bottle of wine so you can have a frank discussion might be more terrifying than seeing a ton of missed calls from her.

This Is Why I Don’t Garden

Tweet: ok do not judge me, the words most disorganized gardener: wtf am I growing here? Is this a cantaloupe? I did not plant a cantaloupe. help
Photo Credit: Twitter / @molly7anne
Photo Credit: Twitter / @molly7anne

I don’t get how plant people do it. How do you take care of plant in such a way that it not only survives, but thrives?! I hope that this person ends up pleasantly surprised by what this mystery fruit ends up being.

“Yeah, I Pay Attention To Details”

someone sent a recipe instead of a resume for a job posting
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Heathernab
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Heathernab

I’m surprised that they even emailed her back about this instead of just deleting that email and pretending they never saw it. Unless they think she might be a great cook and want in on that.

Loving Those Colors

someone using a tortilla for paint
Photo Credit: Twitter / @hippimegs
Photo Credit: Twitter / @hippimegs

A real artist knows how to improvise, even if that means using a slightly too stale to eat tortilla as a paint palette because you don’t know where you put yours.

She’s Up For Employee Of The Month

Tweet: Turns out the cream I've been putting in my coffee each morning that I brought home from Africa has an alcohol content of 17%...no wonder I've been having such great days lately
Photo Credit: Twitter / @mmmorbrie
Photo Credit: Twitter / @mmmorbrie

Listen, if having a bit of alcoholic creamer in your coffee is what’s going to help you get through the day, who are we to judge? Oh, wait…that’s alcoholism isn’t it?

Those Dogs Look Evil

Tweet: My cousin is looking after two dogs and was boasting how easy it was and today came home to this and I can't stop laughing
Photo Credit: Twitter / @sarah_melv
Photo Credit: Twitter / @sarah_melv

You should always be wary about telling people how good you are at something because there will come a time when you have to prove that, and it just never plays out well, does it?

Men Are The Worst

a man asking his gf if she's going to believe her own eyes over him
Photo Credit: Twitter / @danelleee__
Photo Credit: Twitter / @danelleee__

How do you even attempt to answer this question? I’m willing to bet that, for a split-second, she wondered if she should believe him over her own eyes, but let’s hope she saw reason.

Instagram’s Next Big Poet

someone wrote a poem about hot dog water
Photo Credit: Twitter / @yiffpolice
Photo Credit: Twitter / @yiffpolice

I’m not sure what they’re talking about, this is a fire poem. There is nothing in the world further away from something holy than some lukewarm hotdog water. So, bring it on.

It’s Cute?

Tweet: So I had to do something for my ceramic class and this is the results...I'm so sorry
Photo Credit: Twitter / @lepurgguk
Photo Credit: Twitter / @lepurgguk

You don’t need to apologize to us! That little dog is a magical creature that we are all #blessed to have seen in our Twitter feed. People are into ugly things all the time.

Sounds Like Wrongful Termination To Me

Tweet: My boss overheard me calling my elbows
Photo Credit: Twitter / @HashtagBet
Photo Credit: Twitter / @HashtagBet

What someone does in the privacy of their own cubicle isn’t anyone else’s business. Even if it is talking to your elbows like they have feelings and will be grateful for the lotion.

Oh, He Cute

a picture of a cat in panorama that is bad
Photo Credit: Twitter / @idlewildgirl
Photo Credit: Twitter / @idlewildgirl

To be fair, panoramas are way harder to get right than people might think they are. At least this picture of a cat is still super cute. They look like a sock puppet!

No Tip For You

a text from a doordash driver saying they got arrested
Photo Credit: Twitter / @radioaky
Photo Credit: Twitter / @radioaky

That is some pretty great customer service, taking the time to text this person and tell them that they need someone else to pick up the food. Still, I wouldn’t tip. The food will probably be cold.

A Roller Coaster Of A Text Message

someone accidentally texted that they were Thor instead of thoroughly depressed
Photo Credit: Twitter / @hellolanemoore
Photo Credit: Twitter / @hellolanemoore

If you’ve seen the most recent Avengers movie, you’d know that there is a period of time where Thor was thoroughly depressed. But this still seems like a strange autocorrect.

Every Sign Has A Story

a sign on a syrup bottle that says,
Photo Credit: Twitter / @EtheHerring
Photo Credit: Twitter / @EtheHerring

How many people do you think had to get sticky syrup all over their hands before they put up this sign for people who are blissfully unaware of their surroundings?

Did She Really Not Know?

Tweet: I remember when I was younger I thought perish was a good word. I was praying with my family one night and I prayed that we would all perish. The silence that filled the room was unforgettable
Photo Credit: Twitter / @NifiiOA
Photo Credit: Twitter / @NifiiOA

Maybe there was some Freudian slip stuff going on when she said she wished her family would all perish. I wonder what their relationship is with their family now…if they’re still around.

Happiest Day Of Their Life

someone fell over at their brother's wedding
Photo Credit: Twitter / @K_47
Photo Credit: Twitter / @K_47

There is one person in every family that you always wonder if you should actually invite to whatever event is coming up. For these people, that person ended up being in the bridal party and fell flat on her face during the vows.

RIP To Their Dignity And The Hammock

someone enjoying their hammock had their hammock break
Photo Credit: Twitter / @JordannSmithK
Photo Credit: Twitter / @JordannSmithK

Hammocks always seem like they’re so much more trouble than they are worth. The risk vs. reward just isn’t there. Like, are these even comfortable in the end? Are they really?

We Need More People Like Tori

Tweet: My friends make fun of me for having a messy car but yesterday McDonald's didn't give Maddie bbq sauce for her nuggets and guess what I had in my back seat??? bbq sauce so I didn't wanna hear it anymore.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @toriavaa
Photo Credit: Twitter / @toriavaa

Listen, if you’re going to expect your friend to drive you around and go through the McDonald’s drive-thru for you, then you have no right to complain about their car!

There Are No Other Computers Around?

someone's 'm' key broke on their computer
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ColinChambers44
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ColinChambers44

This is why you don’t wait until four hours before your paper is due to start. If they had started earlier, then they would have known that they needed to figure out a different solution.

Still A Good Life Decision

Tweet: Tbt to Halloween when I was dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
Photo Credit: Twitter / @katiedippold
Photo Credit: Twitter / @katiedippold

Maybe this person missed the memo on the kind of Halloween party their friend was throwing, but you know what? They look good and everyone there is going to remember who they are.