Cuffing Season Is Upon Us, Here Are Some Tweets In Case You Were Trying To Forget

Do you feel that? Yeah, it's cuffing season. It snuck up on us quickly this year. Usually, we more time to live it up in the summer before entertaining the idea of being cuffed to someone for the colder months. But, here we are. Do you participate in cuffing season or are you more of one to watch from the sidelines?

Why Not Both?

Tweet: Its cuffing season so either I'm getting a girlfriend of getting arrested
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Damnyly
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Damnyly

Honestly, I'm trying to get anyone in trouble but I am saying that you shouldn't write something off because you think you have to choose. Go crazy this year and do both, you deserve it.

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She Has A Point

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a tweet about cuffing season being dating which is gross and a tweet about cuffing season about using handcuffs which is fun
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Look, no one is saying that you have to end up falling in love and dating the person you meet and date during cuffing season forever. Just call it what it is and part ways come the spring.

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It's The Time Of Year To Be Colorblind

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Tweet: I made this cute scarf from all the red flags you gave me
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If you're really just looking for someone to have over the holidays, then there really isn't much of a point in insisting that they be a good person, is there?

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Make Sure You Stick To The Schedule

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someone made a schedule of dates for cuffing season
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There might be a little overlap if maybe your schedule is a bit slower, but you know what? That's OK. As long as you generally stick to the timeline, you should be fine by the time it's cold.

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Some People Are Just So Eager

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Tweet: Ok I'm tired of being single now! Bae you can come out of hiding now
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Maybe cuffing season is the perfect time of year for someone to look for a person to lock down for good! You never know the kinds of characters you're going to find this time of year.

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At Least He Knows It

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guy's Tinder bio is how he's not boyfriend material but perfect for cuffing season
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There is something wonderful about seeing someone who knows who they are and where they stand in the world. It's refreshing, and you know you're not going to have to have that "what are we?" chat.

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Refer To The Schedule, Mario

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Tweet: alright when does cuffing season start. just wondering for a friend
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Yeah, right, you're asking for a friend. You want to know for yourself so you can figure out if it's too late for you to put your shoe in the game.

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Beware, Be Very Aware

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Tweet: To every guy getting the cuffing season feels right now, do not fall for that! Come April, you will be sitting at cheesecake factory with $100 bill in your hand while getting yelled at for liking a girl's insta pic thinking,
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There does come this moment toward the end when you really wonder if it was worth it all this to be with this person. Was it really so bad listening to your family drill you on your relationship status?

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Keeping Things In Perspective Is Important

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Tweet: It's cuffing* season. *smiling with chapped lips and bleeding a little
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To some, cuffing season isn't anything special because they're not really that into dating, or they've found someone, or maybe their lips are just a little too chapped for it.

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There's Still Time

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Tweet: Clearly I lost this cuffing season because it's already dark at 5:30 and I'm not laid up
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Don't forget that the winter seems to go on forever and ever, so just because it feels like you might have lost out now doesn't mean that you actually have lost out at all.

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Love Seeing People Follow Their Dreams

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Tweet: The only reason I wanted to participate in cuffing season last year was to get boned to Christmas Eve by Justin Bieber
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I'm so happy to hear these kinds of inspiring stories that really do make you feel like you've got nothing but hope in front of you for the rest of the season.

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Be Clear About Your Needs

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Tweet: I don't want a boyfriend but I do want someone to take photos of me pouting while I drink cider in my finest knitwear
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This sounds like the premise of a made-for-TV holiday movie. You know: she posts this tweet, a photographer who is about to give up on his corporate career responds, and they make her Insta-famous and obviously also fall in love.

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I'm Here For The Holiday Parties

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Tweet: If you are secretly in love with me and want to date me, now is the time to tell me because I have to tell my boss if I need a plus one for our holiday party by noon
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One of the best things about cuffing season is all the free food you end up getting at these parties you have to attend when you're fake dating someone over the holidays.

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Amazing How Things Change

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a tweet about how someone hates men until it's cold outside
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Look, no one has to stay the same all the time. Besides, you can totally hate guys and still date someone. You're just getting to know the enemy, that's all.

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Depends On The Family, TBH

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Tweet: Who wants to be my family holiday boyfriend? Any takers?
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If you have a really fun and cool family, it shouldn't be a hard sell to try and get someone to go to a family Christmas with you. Especially if there is home cooking.

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Maybe Avoid It At All Costs

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Tweet: It's almost cuffing season which means I won't be making eye contact with anyone until spring
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If you're not one to buy into cuffing season, then it might be the perfect time of year to not ever leave your house and hope that no one tries to talk to you...like most of us do in the winter already.

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We All Miss The Flirting Stage

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Tweet: Before cuffing: You're so funny After cuffing: everything a joke to you huh?
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In any relationship, there comes that moment when you look at them and wonder if they've really been like this the whole time or if they changed and you just can't stand it anymore

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No Need To Be That Honest

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Tweet: it's cuffing season baby time to lose your sense of self and merge identities with another person because it's cold outside
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No one likes being called out on something they clearly already know about themselves. We all turn into a chameleon at one point or another to impress someone. So what?

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That's A Great Question

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Tweet: It's cuffing season what should I get arrested for
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This would make a fun party game, don't you think? You have to go around the table asking people what it is they think you'd be arrested for. It would be quite telling.

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Remember, The Spring Will Come

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Tweet: Went from cuffing season to getting played season real quick
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While things might seem all wonderful and lovely during the holidays, that can all change so quickly when it starts to get warm out and people are feeling bold again.