Boyfriend Fails That Are Proof You’re Better Off Single

It can seem like the only thing a girl wants in life is a boyfriend. We listen to music that makes us cry about it, we stalk our exes on social media, and we use every dating app imaginable to find the perfect man. But then, what happens when we find one?

At first, it seems like the greatest thing ever, and you have all those butterflies in the honeymoon phase, but then inevitably they become kind of annoying and you wonder why you wanted a boyfriend so badly to begin with.

Honestly, I'm Kind Of Impressed

boyfriend got a cockroach with a blow gun
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @kkayliherbert

The skill and calmness he must have had to pull this off are impressive; however, knowing cockroaches, that sucker isn't dead, so there is going to have to be some shoe squishing anyway.

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That Is Not What Those Are For!

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Tweet: My boyfriend used my nipple clamps to save the hot cheetos he got me
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @spicymaa
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But, depending on the kind of person you are, it might be a better use. Let's be real, you know the romance and the spice is gone in your relationship when the only spice you use your nipple clamps for are Cheetos.

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Why Do They Love Bodily Functions So Much?

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a cake that says
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Photo Credit: Reddit / mindspread
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One of the most annoying things about boyfriends is that nothing is sacred anymore. Do you need to take a big poop? That's nice, it's never going to be private again. They'll either be telling you they can hear everything, or they'll ask you how much longer you're going to be.

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What A Lovely Sentiment

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boyfriend making fun of girlfriend's text
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You gotta love having a man who can be open and honest with you about their feelings. Who doesn't want someone to make fun of the attempts you make to be emotional with them?

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In What Universe Is That Right?

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boyfriend made an ice cream sandwich out of bread
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @kenziealizabeth
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Sometimes, boyfriends are like children in that they're simple thinkers, and quite literal. When his girlfriend asked for an ice-cream sandwich, she did not mean "go out and buy bread" and make her one like it was gonna have bologna on it.

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There's "Touched Up" And Then There's This

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boyfirend over edited a picture of his girlfriend
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @_AlyssaLauren
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This girl asked her boyfriend to edit one of her photos for her. I don't think she meant creating this psychedelic wonder and then having it framed, but who are we to really know?

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Well, That Isn't Terrifying

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boyfriend tried cleaning the wall, made it look like a ghost
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Leave it to your boyfriend to try and clean a tiny mark off the wall and then turn it into the face of the ghost that your bedroom is probably haunted by.

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That Is Not Where That Goes

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boyfriend put toothbrush in the make up
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Photo Credit: Instagram / @xselenaxjamiex
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How dare he put his toothbrush in the makeup brush holder? There are few things more terrible than that. What's he gonna do next, cheat on her?! Wouldn't be surprised. The disrespect.

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He Should Be Paying Her

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Tweet: My boyfriend thinks he's so funny and requests that I pay a
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What is this? Netflix, but for boys? Sorry, we already pay enough in emotional turmoil and general inconvenience to be charged actual money as well. Take your business elsewhere, sir!

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What Kind Of Monster Does This?

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someone slicing an avocado like an apple
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That is not how you slice an avocado. No matter who you are or where you're from, if you do this, you're wrong. Is it forgivable? Honestly, I don't think it is.

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Never Heard Of The Garbage?

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boyfriend leaves garbage on the back of the toilet
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This guy's girlfriend had been collecting all the empty toilet paper tubes and throwing them out ever since they started dating, but she stopped to see how long it would last if she didn't. Looks like it might be a while.

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At Least They Were Thinking About Each Other

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boyfriend and girlfriend text each other at the same time
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @_AndieLovesYou_
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He is playing a very dangerous game, the game of oversharing and thinking that that is some information his girlfriend would have really been interested in knowing. I'm willing to guess she wasn't.

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He Looks Good?

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boyfriend tried on his girlfriend's new clothes
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I'm sure when she asked to see pictures of her new clothes, she was not expecting to see her man in them. Now, what's going to happen if they look better on him than her?

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There Is Such A Thing As Too Honest

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boyfriend told his girlfriend she looked like Patrick from Sponge Bob
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You can always count on a boyfriend to be overly honest with you, especially when it would have been in everyone's best interest if he would have reeled it back a bit.

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That's Not Where Those Go

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boyfriend puts his girlfriend's lashes in gum packs
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Here's a question for you: If your girlfriend asked you to put her lashes away, why is this the place you would think they should go? It is better than putting them wherever, so we will give him that.

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That's Romantic, I Guess?

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boyfriend made a note on his girlfriend's flowers about loving her as much as dog loves poop
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Leave it to a guy to turn something that's gross and a potentially unmentionable into something they think is romantic. Not all inside jokes need to be shared with the world.

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He's Looking Forward To The Future

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boyfriend tells girlfriend to throw back the flowers
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If you are going to find yourself a man, you need one who is going to bust your balls just a little bit, but who is also excited about the prospect of a future.

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An Attempt Was Made

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boyfriend make sign with lots of spelling mistakes
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Spelling is really hard and so is grammar, so let's cut this guy a bit of slack. For all we know, he intentionally spelled marshmallow wrong...he didn't...there is no coming back from this.

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Classic Boyfriend Behavior

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pictures a girlfriend takes of her boyfriend vs the ones he takes of him
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Photo Credit: Twitter / @SamanthaRae49
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Good luck ever getting your man to take nice pictures of you. Meanwhile, he will have all these great aesthetic pictures you took of him to use on his Tinder profile when you inevitably decide to move on.

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Honestly, Wow

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girlfriend got her boyfriend to put her eyebrows on
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Letting your boyfriend attempt to do your makeup is a little bit your fault because you should have known better, but this is some kind of next-level awful. It's like he didn't even try.