15+ Tweets That Prove Men And Women Are Hardly Even The Same Species

Men and women are very different, but we knew this already. Just think about the extreme difference in the amount of time we take to get ready to go out to dinner. And I’ll bet that even cavemen and cavewomen were fighting over how to best decorate their shared cave.

Today, men and women prefer to roast each other over social media instead. These tweets highlight just how different the two sexes TRULY are.

Let’s Talk About How Different We Smell

This tweet is hilarious because it’s SO TRUE. Scents that are targeted to men are usually called weird “manly” adjectives, and we ladies just get to smell like coconuts.

tweet asking why men have to smell like concepts
Photo Credit: @ronnui_ / Twitter
Photo Credit: @ronnui_ / Twitter

Also, why does every cologne have a woody scent?

Men Who Don’t Post On Social Media

Stereotypically, women are known to post more of their personal lives on social media.

tweet how men don't post on social media
Photo Credit: @bhviyan / Twitter
Photo Credit: @bhviyan / Twitter

Like, a guy could have a child with his wife and his followers won’t know about it ’til it’s the kid’s first birthday.

Our Chapstick Obsession

Fact: Women love chapstick, and it seems like we often buy far, far too many because we never actually FINISH them.

guy opens wife's console and chapstick flew out
Photo Credit: @StyloDad / Twitter
Photo Credit: @StyloDad / Twitter

And if you do finish a chapstick, it’s a huge deal and you probably want to have a ceremony for it or something.

Like Bro, Just Carry A Satchel

My ex-boyfriend would always make fun of me for bringing my biggest purse on dates, but he was always shoving things into it.

men judge big purses but always need a place to hold their things
Photo Credit: @DanyaHorton / Twitter
Photo Credit: @DanyaHorton / Twitter

The big purse ALWAYS comes in handy, bro.

There’s Definitely A Difference

As a woman, I can tell that those are two different colors, because, to me, 89 is way darker.

women can tell the difference between nail color samples
Photo Credit: @notdeeongod / Twitter
Photo Credit: @notdeeongod / Twitter

Us women are very peculiar about our nails, and when it comes time to pick a color, I study those samples harder than I’ve ever studied ANYTHING before.

The Fact That Women Have To Go Through Childbirth And Men Don’t

Even though every woman will have a different birth story, labor and delivery pains are allegedly some of the worst pain your body will ever be in.

man in car accident and his wife says it wasnt as painful as childbirth
Photo Credit: @KentWGraham / Twitter
Photo Credit: @KentWGraham / Twitter

And this dude’s wife clearly loves to remind him of it every chance she gets, even when he was in a serious car accident.

Basic Tattoos

This Twitter user woke up one day and wanted to target all the men out there who have tattoos.

woman making fun of men's basic tattoos
Photo Credit: @emfaiththomas / Twitter
Photo Credit: @emfaiththomas / Twitter

Even though there are probably tons of men out there who have original tattoos, it’s hard to argue against the fact that a lot of them do get snakes, lions, eyes, clocks, roses, or wolves.

The Throw Pillow Debate

Personally, I think the more throw pillows, the better, but all of the men that I’ve had over before have commented on how ridiculous it is to have so many pillows.

woman buys more throw pillows to make her husband mad
Photo Credit: @3sunzzz / Twitter
Photo Credit: @3sunzzz / Twitter

In order to get back at her husband, this woman decided to hit him where it hurts.

“This Is Cute”

Honestly, women will walk into a store and look around for an hour, touch nearly EVERYTHING in the store, and then leave empty-handed.

girls walking around touching clothes when shopping saying this is cute
Photo Credit: @abblucia / Twitter
Photo Credit: @abblucia / Twitter

Whereas most men are more efficient as they shop, and end up waiting for their partners on a chair somewhere.

Why Is This So Accurate?

What is up with men thinking that it’s okay to own like a singular body towel and one face cloth?

men own one towel and 500 cult classics
Photo Credit: @ohboybeccaslack / Twitter
Photo Credit: @ohboybeccaslack / Twitter

I’d love to meet a dude who can prove this tweet wrong because it hasn’t happened yet.

Spoiler: It Was A Random Lady

This guy’s wife thought she would lead him on a wild goose chase to figure out who she saw at Costco.

man's wife makes him guess who she saw in costco and it was a random woman
Photo Credit: @dlicj / Twitter
Photo Credit: @dlicj / Twitter

And it turned out to be some random lady.

War Of The Thermostat

Thermostat negotiations are present in any relationship, because one of you probably likes it one way, and the other person likes it another way.

man explains how he and his wife fight over thermostat
Photo Credit: @simoncholland / Twitter
Photo Credit: @simoncholland / Twitter

You may just have to agree to disagree, to be honest.

They Really Do

Even though this may not ring true to adult men, all of the men I met in university had student homes with little to no furniture.

tweet:
Photo Credit: @BrittanyVenti / Twitter
Photo Credit: @BrittanyVenti / Twitter

Whereas my girlfriends and I spent hundreds on nice decorations and furniture.

The Difference In Willingness To Communicate

It’s well-known that women are more comfortable with communication and talking about feelings (maybe TOO comfortable).

tweet that shows how men are bad at communication
Photo Credit: @acmack_ / Twitter
Photo Credit: @acmack_ / Twitter

On the other hand, men usually prefer to not talk about anything ever.

When He Doesn’t Really Know How To Grocery Shop Like You Do

This woman sent her husband to the grocery store alone.

woman receives a text message every 3 minutes because her husband is at the grocery store
Photo Credit: @3sunzzz / Twitter
Photo Credit: @3sunzzz / Twitter

And he ended up texting her every few minutes to make sure he was getting the right stuff. Maybe it’s best to just go together at that point…

Yeah, There’s A Wrong Way

Clearly, some couples argue about the organization of the fridge.

man discovers there is a wrong way to put milk in the fridge after getting married
Photo Credit: @lolpedian / Twitter
Photo Credit: @lolpedian / Twitter

Because honestly who puts the milk in the BACK of the fridge when it makes the most sense to put it where you can see it?