Men and women are very different, but we knew this already. Just think about the extreme difference in the amount of time we take to get ready to go out to dinner. And I'll bet that even cavemen and cavewomen were fighting over how to best decorate their shared cave.
Today, men and women prefer to roast each other over social media instead. These tweets highlight just how different the two sexes TRULY are.
Let's Talk About How Different We Smell
This tweet is hilarious because it's SO TRUE. Scents that are targeted to men are usually called weird "manly" adjectives, and we ladies just get to smell like coconuts.
Also, why does every cologne have a woody scent?
Men Who Don't Post On Social Media
Stereotypically, women are known to post more of their personal lives on social media.
Like, a guy could have a child with his wife and his followers won't know about it 'til it's the kid's first birthday.
Our Chapstick Obsession
Fact: Women love chapstick, and it seems like we often buy far, far too many because we never actually FINISH them.
And if you do finish a chapstick, it's a huge deal and you probably want to have a ceremony for it or something.
Like Bro, Just Carry A Satchel
My ex-boyfriend would always make fun of me for bringing my biggest purse on dates, but he was always shoving things into it.
The big purse ALWAYS comes in handy, bro.
There's Definitely A Difference
As a woman, I can tell that those are two different colors, because, to me, 89 is way darker.
Us women are very peculiar about our nails, and when it comes time to pick a color, I study those samples harder than I've ever studied ANYTHING before.
The Fact That Women Have To Go Through Childbirth And Men Don't
Even though every woman will have a different birth story, labor and delivery pains are allegedly some of the worst pain your body will ever be in.
And this dude's wife clearly loves to remind him of it every chance she gets, even when he was in a serious car accident.
This Twitter user woke up one day and wanted to target all the men out there who have tattoos.
Even though there are probably tons of men out there who have original tattoos, it's hard to argue against the fact that a lot of them do get snakes, lions, eyes, clocks, roses, or wolves.
The Throw Pillow Debate
Personally, I think the more throw pillows, the better, but all of the men that I've had over before have commented on how ridiculous it is to have so many pillows.
In order to get back at her husband, this woman decided to hit him where it hurts.
"This Is Cute"
Honestly, women will walk into a store and look around for an hour, touch nearly EVERYTHING in the store, and then leave empty-handed.
Whereas most men are more efficient as they shop, and end up waiting for their partners on a chair somewhere.
Why Is This So Accurate?
What is up with men thinking that it's okay to own like a singular body towel and one face cloth?
I'd love to meet a dude who can prove this tweet wrong because it hasn't happened yet.
Spoiler: It Was A Random Lady
This guy's wife thought she would lead him on a wild goose chase to figure out who she saw at Costco.
And it turned out to be some random lady.
War Of The Thermostat
Thermostat negotiations are present in any relationship, because one of you probably likes it one way, and the other person likes it another way.
You may just have to agree to disagree, to be honest.
They Really Do
Even though this may not ring true to adult men, all of the men I met in university had student homes with little to no furniture.
Whereas my girlfriends and I spent hundreds on nice decorations and furniture.
The Difference In Willingness To Communicate
It's well-known that women are more comfortable with communication and talking about feelings (maybe TOO comfortable).
On the other hand, men usually prefer to not talk about anything ever.
When He Doesn't Really Know How To Grocery Shop Like You Do
This woman sent her husband to the grocery store alone.
And he ended up texting her every few minutes to make sure he was getting the right stuff. Maybe it's best to just go together at that point...
Yeah, There's A Wrong Way
Clearly, some couples argue about the organization of the fridge.
Because honestly who puts the milk in the BACK of the fridge when it makes the most sense to put it where you can see it?