Women Are Sharing The Gross Things They Do When They’re Alone
There seems to be this misconception that men are gross and women are perfect, but it simply isn't the truth. While women are pretty much perfect, they can be pretty gross as well, we just don't talk about it as much. Luckily, women aren't shy about sharing what these gross qualities are, at least not with people who they aren't dating.
One Of The Only Upsides
One of the only upsides to having a period is that feeling you get at the end of it where you feel well and truly cleaned out and fresh, ready to start the next 28 days.
How Very Empowering
One of the things about getting clean is you have to see how "dirty" you are. Obviously, there is absolutely nothing about a period that is dirty, but a lot of that blood does collect in various places.
We All Do It
Everyone in the world likes scratching their heads and looking at the stuff that comes out under their fingers. People also love picking their fingernails for that reason, too. Let's normalize this.
Let's Hear It For Ear Cheese
People who have any kind of piercing know that ear cheese is a thing and it smells kind of sour and if enough of it collects it kind of looks like parmesan.
Everyone's Secret Pastime
If you look someone in the eye and tell them that you don't enjoy popping pimples and picking at blackheads, then you are a liar because we all love it.
It's Like A Hard-To-Reach Itch
The best is when you don't know that you have a little hair caught between your cheeks and you find it by accident and it feels like you're reaching a hard to scratch spot when you pull it out.
It Just Takes So Long
Honestly, doing a good job washing your hair just feels like it takes forever, and what is even the point in doing it all the time? Thank goodness for the invention of dry shampoo.
We Are All Human, After All
I don't know when it became a thing that people started thinking that women don't have body hair. Obviously, they do! Some of us can even grow a pretty mean mustache.
It Might Be Laundry Day
We have all done it. More time has passed than we realized since we last did the laundry, and we are out of underwear. What other choice do we have but to re-wear a pair?
OK...This One Is Kind Of Gross
I don't want to be judgmental, but I cannot think of a good reason why someone couldn't use nail clippers for their toes. This just seems like way too much work.
What Shampoo Does She Use?
I would love to know what her hair care routine is because I would love to have hair strong enough that I could floss my teeth with it. What a money-saver that'd be.
That Extra Sleep Counts Sometimes
So what? We don't shower our bodies every day. At least we make a point to make sure that they are somehow clean and tidy and not just like stinky and rank.
Who Else Hates Summer?
If you have boobs at all, then you know the horror that is dealing with boob sweat. It smells, it is hot, it makes wearing a bra super uncomfortable and it never seems to go away.
Life Gets Away From You
A bra is one of those things that feels like it doesn't need to be washed too often but should probably be washed more often than it is. Know what I mean?
To What End?
People are allowed to like the way they smell, I guess? But it does seem a little weird to me that there are times she'll be sitting on a toilet and she'll just lean over to sniff.
Everyone Loves Their Own Brand
Every person on Earth likes the smell of their own farts, and no one can deny that. Even if someone's fart smelled the same as yours, it would be gross unless it was your own.
Just Let It All Grow
Body hair happens, OK? And sometimes, it is super impressive how much armpit hair a person has when they really let it go, as sometimes happens during certain times of the year.
How Old Are You?
Most of us haven't eaten our own boogers since we were children, and it was a habit we were told was a very bad one because it is gross and just...yeah.
Who Doesn't?
The best is when you pull one of those off and you turn on your flashlight to really take a good, hard look at the stuff that came out of your pores.
We Really Are All The Same
If there is anything to take away from all of this, it's really that men and women aren't so different, and deep down, we truly are all super gross on the inside.
