Finally, We Have A Welcome Mat For The Only People We Want Visiting
Is there anything worse than when someone just swings by unannounced? I'm not saying that I don't enjoy some company from time-to-time, but I like to be prepared when someone knocks on my door. There's nothing that makes me more anxious than when Susie from down the street decides to pop on over for a quick chat about my hedges. I had to put on pants for that?
So, if it's time to put your foot down in the most passive-aggressive manner, put your foot down on this doormat. It will let the neighborhood know that there are only a few things you're willing to get up off the couch for.
There Are Only Three Things I Need In This World
If you're in the market for this If you're pizza, Amazon, or Jason Momoa... I'm home doormat, I must say, you have exquisite taste. We live in a technological world where we can have everything delivered, and most of those things revolve around snacks, Jason Momoa included.
People Will Get The Hint
Sure, you run the risk of your neighbor Susan finding this doormat hilarious enough to ring the bell and let you know, but all you have to do is not-so-subtly glance down as you slowly close the door in her face. She'll remember to show up with a pizza next time.
Oh Maybe You're A Joanna Gaines Fan
So I guess not everyone is in the market for Jason Momoa, which is fine but a little shocking. If you're not looking for Aquaman and the sea, you're probably more focused on your own home, which is where Joanna Gaines comes into play. This mat might fit you better if you're a fixer-upper and not someone who's glued to the couch.
