There are certain things in life that many of us just understand as truth. Like the fact that whoever picks up the drive-thru order eats more fries than they are entitled to, or that being rude to a barista is basically a one-way ticket to hell. I’m sorry, but it is.
Thank goodness, for the most part, we are on the same page about these universal truths and have the Good Book, Twitter, to show us the way.
We’ve All Done It, There Doesn’t Need To Be Any Shame
Lurking on social media is something we all do, and we do it more often than we would ever want to admit. And yes, once in a while, we’ve liked a post we didn’t mean to, but that’s why no one mentions these things. Ever.
Can We All Agree That Teenagers Are Terrifying?
They were even very scary when we ourselves were teenagers. Can you think of one person between the ages of 13–19 who didn’t give you the creeps at one point or another?
Let’s Never Speak Of It Again
There are certain things that are unmentionable—like the accidental liking of pictures we shouldn’t that we discussed—and the fashion trends of our youth are definitely one of them, because they were abominable.
True On So Many Levels
I’m not saying that all men are trash or that this kind of poetry is annoying, but I’m not saying that those things aren’t true some of the time…you feel me?
Preach It, Girl
Why would any woman ever buy something boyfriend fit when we have ex-boyfriends whose clothes we have stolen, nay, earned from all the time we wasted with them in our lives?
I’d Watch That Movie
This is a lot more akin to the life of the average person who likes to watch these Hallmark movies. Of course, we watch these movies to escape the stress of our busy lives…
There Isn’t Enough Money In The World
Matts are the worst, and there’s no getting around it. We’ve all dated one, probably in our younger, more foolish days when “someone who is the absolute worst” was our type.
It’s Not Like We Carry Calculators Around With Us Anyway
Remember when teachers would give you a really hard time for not knowing your multiplication tables, yelling about how you aren’t going to have a calculator all the time when you grow up? Like iPhones weren’t going to exist.
At Least He’ll Be Looking Like A Snack
Pasta is the most delicious of all the easy dinners to make, so it isn’t exactly the end of the world if your man turns into a noodle. Depends on what sauce you’re gonna use, I guess.
The Only Ones That Exist
For the most part, it’s a woman’s right to have only two moods, and they’re wild. Either you’re feeling on top of the world, or you feel like the world is testing your patience. No in-between.
Almost Every Woman Has One
It’s one of the things that bind us together and keep us all on the same page. If you’ve ever thought about whether or not women are connected telepathically, this is a sign.
Nothing Feels Better
Getting your nails done feels amazing. It’s a huge boost to your self-esteem. It’s also a known fact that girls who are all about their nails post about them all the time.
Being At Home Is The Best Place To Be
We as women know that there is no safer place than the comfort of our own home, all snuggled up in bed with a cup of tea or a glass of wine and our stories playing while we scroll through our phones.
Being Logical Is Not The Point
If I come to my man to yell at him for something he didn’t do, I don’t want to be met with good reasons and a solution, I want someone to get deep into the tea with me.
Why Are We Always Tired?
Is it the crushing weight of the world and our own expectations weighing down on us? Or is it the fact that so few of us get a good night’s sleep or generally take good care of ourselves all the time?
You Don’t Need That Negativity In Your Life
Or, frankly, the introduction to all the pyramid schemes from the entrepreneurs in your graduating year. No one needs that kind of negativity of pressure in their life, so by all means, when you see someone’s birthday in your feed you forgot you were friends with, unfriend away.
Say It Once More For The People In The Back
Of all the attributes we see in men, I think we can all agree that men indeed do have the audacity. Sometimes they have so much of it that it really just leaves you speechless.
All The Proof We Need
Ah yes, the “sorry I upset you” line that is just so classic “man caught in a lie.” Sometimes technology is frustrating like a man is, so it’s entirely possible that they bleed into one another.
Girl, Get That Confidence
Lizzo, and your inner happiness, needs you to believe in yourself because what you’re struggling with, you got this girl! We gotta support one another. Women should always be there for other women.
It’s An Impressive Affair
Sending that text can make or break something you’re hoping will turn from a steamy affair into something more concrete. It’s a big deal and sometimes that requires a meeting of the minds.