Tweets All Women Will Feel In Their Souls

There are certain things in life that many of us just understand as truth. Like the fact that whoever picks up the drive-thru order eats more fries than they are entitled to, or that being rude to a barista is basically a one-way ticket to hell. I’m sorry, but it is.

Thank goodness, for the most part, we are on the same page about these universal truths and have the Good Book, Twitter, to show us the way.

We’ve All Done It, There Doesn’t Need To Be Any Shame

Tweet: my ex from a couple years ago has a new girlfriend and she liked and unliked one of my pics from a year ago and if you're out there I just want you to know its ok it happens to the best of us good luck out there
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ohanabaig
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ohanabaig

Lurking on social media is something we all do, and we do it more often than we would ever want to admit. And yes, once in a while, we’ve liked a post we didn’t mean to, but that’s why no one mentions these things. Ever.

Can We All Agree That Teenagers Are Terrifying?

Tweet: billie eilish is just one of thousands if not millions of 17 year olds I am afraid of
Photo Credit: Twitter / @notchillgirl
Photo Credit: Twitter / @notchillgirl

They were even very scary when we ourselves were teenagers. Can you think of one person between the ages of 13–19 who didn’t give you the creeps at one point or another?

Let’s Never Speak Of It Again

Tweet: Ya'll remember when we used to only wear stuff like this or that's just something we never gonna talk about?
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kylieross24
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kylieross24

There are certain things that are unmentionable—like the accidental liking of pictures we shouldn’t that we discussed—and the fashion trends of our youth are definitely one of them, because they were abominable.

True On So Many Levels

Tweet: men are trash but I am a raccoon - Rupi Kaur
Photo Credit: Twitter / @anugov1
Photo Credit: Twitter / @anugov1

I’m not saying that all men are trash or that this kind of poetry is annoying, but I’m not saying that those things aren’t true some of the time…you feel me?

Preach It, Girl

Tweet: hate when stores sell shirts called
Photo Credit: Twitter / @steph_mcca
Photo Credit: Twitter / @steph_mcca

Why would any woman ever buy something boyfriend fit when we have ex-boyfriends whose clothes we have stolen, nay, earned from all the time we wasted with them in our lives?

I’d Watch That Movie

Tweet: I'm waiting for a reverse Hallmark Christmas movie about a small town girl who realizes her community's politics are terrible, moves to Manhattan, gets a high pressure office job, meets a businessman, and they host a none denominational holiday party at their penthouse.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @JenAshleyWright
Photo Credit: Twitter / @JenAshleyWright

This is a lot more akin to the life of the average person who likes to watch these Hallmark movies. Of course, we watch these movies to escape the stress of our busy lives…

There Isn’t Enough Money In The World

Tweet: have you or family member ever dated a guy named matt. You may be entitled to compensation.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @sarahnicoleryer
Photo Credit: Twitter / @sarahnicoleryer

Matts are the worst, and there’s no getting around it. We’ve all dated one, probably in our younger, more foolish days when “someone who is the absolute worst” was our type.

It’s Not Like We Carry Calculators Around With Us Anyway

Tweet: I don't care for math. If a number wants to get different that's none of my business
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ka_waitz
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ka_waitz

Remember when teachers would give you a really hard time for not knowing your multiplication tables, yelling about how you aren’t going to have a calculator all the time when you grow up? Like iPhones weren’t going to exist.

At Least He’ll Be Looking Like A Snack

Tweet: dating a skinny guy is cool and all until you're cooking and you accidentally boil him with noodles
Photo Credit: Twitter / @lonelymood
Photo Credit: Twitter / @lonelymood

Pasta is the most delicious of all the easy dinners to make, so it isn’t exactly the end of the world if your man turns into a noodle. Depends on what sauce you’re gonna use, I guess.

The Only Ones That Exist

tweet about only having two moods
Photo Credit: Twitter / @pouysiann
Photo Credit: Twitter / @pouysiann

For the most part, it’s a woman’s right to have only two moods, and they’re wild. Either you’re feeling on top of the world, or you feel like the world is testing your patience. No in-between.

Almost Every Woman Has One

Tweet: ladies...you got a freckle on the middle of your wrist or is this a myth lmao?
Photo Credit: Twitter / @aarynwhitley
Photo Credit: Twitter / @aarynwhitley

It’s one of the things that bind us together and keep us all on the same page. If you’ve ever thought about whether or not women are connected telepathically, this is a sign.

Nothing Feels Better

someone tweeting about having a fresh set of nails
Photo Credit: Twitter / @g0gurtz
Photo Credit: Twitter / @g0gurtz

Getting your nails done feels amazing. It’s a huge boost to your self-esteem. It’s also a known fact that girls who are all about their nails post about them all the time.

Being At Home Is The Best Place To Be

Tweet: why
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Rachel_Sennott
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Rachel_Sennott

We as women know that there is no safer place than the comfort of our own home, all snuggled up in bed with a cup of tea or a glass of wine and our stories playing while we scroll through our phones.

Being Logical Is Not The Point

Tweet: I hate ranting to my boyfriend because he'll use sound logic and reasoning and I'm really just looking for someone to be just as overdramatic about the situation as I am.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @gulickhannah
Photo Credit: Twitter / @gulickhannah

If I come to my man to yell at him for something he didn’t do, I don’t want to be met with good reasons and a solution, I want someone to get deep into the tea with me.

Why Are We Always Tired?

Tweet: 10:30pm on Friday night absolutely posted in bed with a candle lit I really truly envy 14th century ladies who died long before they reached 23 I am so tired
Photo Credit: Twitter / @holy_schnitt
Photo Credit: Twitter / @holy_schnitt

Is it the crushing weight of the world and our own expectations weighing down on us? Or is it the fact that so few of us get a good night’s sleep or generally take good care of ourselves all the time?

You Don’t Need That Negativity In Your Life

Tweet: unfollowing people from high school is a form of self care
Photo Credit: Twitter / @haleyternora
Photo Credit: Twitter / @haleyternora

Or, frankly, the introduction to all the pyramid schemes from the entrepreneurs in your graduating year. No one needs that kind of negativity of pressure in their life, so by all means, when you see someone’s birthday in your feed you forgot you were friends with, unfriend away.

Say It Once More For The People In The Back

Tweet: Ladies, what's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you? The audacity
Photo Credit: Twitter / @fifi_elle
Photo Credit: Twitter / @fifi_elle

Of all the attributes we see in men, I think we can all agree that men indeed do have the audacity. Sometimes they have so much of it that it really just leaves you speechless.

All The Proof We Need

Tweet: how you know Google Assistant was coded by a man
Photo Credit: Twitter / @nattgarun
Photo Credit: Twitter / @nattgarun

Ah yes, the “sorry I upset you” line that is just so classic “man caught in a lie.” Sometimes technology is frustrating like a man is, so it’s entirely possible that they bleed into one another.

Girl, Get That Confidence

Tweet: I'm so done with being insecure I cannot be letting Lizzo down like this anymore.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @dolbambs
Photo Credit: Twitter / @dolbambs

Lizzo, and your inner happiness, needs you to believe in yourself because what you’re struggling with, you got this girl! We gotta support one another. Women should always be there for other women.

It’s An Impressive Affair

Tweet: People say committees don't work but that's because they haven't seen a group of women gather to help one person draft and send a risky text
Photo Credit: Twitter / @karenchee
Photo Credit: Twitter / @karenchee

Sending that text can make or break something you’re hoping will turn from a steamy affair into something more concrete. It’s a big deal and sometimes that requires a meeting of the minds.