Twitter Drags Man After He Complains Women Only ‘Want Losers’ Instead Of Him And His 700 Pounds Of Beef

Dating is super frustrating. It's sadly a numbers game, and that means that there are going to be a lot of losers and a lot of dates and relationships that don't work out. After a while, it can make you feel like you're the problem. I promise you that you're not. It's just the luck of the draw...unless, of course, you post things like this on Twitter.

This Guy Is Sick Of The Dating World

Tweet: My housing is paid for. I make a good salary. I get health insurance, 401k, 7000lbs of beef a year, and I live on a couple hundred acres. I'm a puncher by trade with a bachelors degree. And I swear a woman would rather have a loser than a provider. It's sad.
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So sick of it that he went ahead and posted a neat little rant on Twitter about how he thinks women would rather date losers instead of him, who has so much going on...like, who doesn't want a man who has 700 lbs of beef?

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As I'm Sure You Can Imagine, It Didn't Go Over Well

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Tweet: Oh hon, love is not a transaction between business partners. You offend women by implying that's how they see it too.
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People were quick to point out that this guy was listing off things he had to offer like he was trying to barter with goods and make a trade for something.

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Others Just Kind Of Called Him Out As A Person

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Tweet: Maybe it's not them. Maybe you're just an entitled dude, and women can sense
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Now, I don't know Steve, but I don't know that we have to go so far as to call him an abuser...but I agree that he's acting like a little bit of a spoiled brat, though.

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Like, Steve, We're So Sorry

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a guy replying sarcastically to the tweet saying,
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What a tough world we must live in where you're so well off and yet no woman wants you. Maybe no one wants to eat two pounds of beef every day? Did you think about that, Steve?

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He's Making Everyone Feel Insecure

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Tweet: Why you gotta post this man? I can't get a girl either and now I have to think about how I'm only getting 300, 350 lbs of beef a year and maybe that's why? come on
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Imagine being a man who has been working on himself and trying to be a good person, and then you read something like this and wonder if the reason you're single is that you don't have enough beef?

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People Were Really Hung Up On The Beef

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Tweet: It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of 700 pounds of beef, must be in want of a wife.
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I don't blame them. I'm pretty much blown away by it, too. On his Twitter profile, he says he works in animal science and that's cool, but at what point should you just turn the free beef away?

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He's Also Missing A Huge Point

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Tweet: Good luck finding a woman who both needs, and prioritizes, being provided for. Personally I'm good thanks.
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Most women don't want or need someone to take care of them! We are more than capable of providing our own beef, and believe it or not, we're all smart enough to have jobs and pay for our own retirement and house.

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Do You See What I'm Getting At?

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Tweet: Hypothesis: It's your personality, dude.
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It isn't Steve's fault. Maybe he was just raised by people who put it in his head that in order for a man to be worth dating, he had to be a provider and not an emotionally available human being.

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That's The Tea, Dr. Taylor

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Tweet: My house is paid for. I make a good salary. I pay for healthcare, pay my taxes, got my savings and my own company. I'm a psychologist by trade with a PhD. And I swear you men would rather have a submissive handmaiden than a confident self made woman you all claim to want.
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At a certain point, we start to wonder if any of you really do want the confident, self-made woman you claim to want because we are out here, and y'all are too intimidated or think we are mean or whatever excuse you come up with.

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There Are More Important Things In A Relationship

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Tweet: If the dude has a similar taste in books, can still laugh after twelve hours stuck in an airport, cooks, cuddles, and is willing to have serious discussions about the respective merits of the Sith and Jedi codes, I would be willing to accept a lesser amount of beef
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People are looking for a connection, someone who is going to be fun to go grocery shopping with, someone is going to be there through thick and thin...not someone with a freezer full of beef.

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There Were, Of Course, The Trolls

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Tweet: I have 800 lbs a year and I get laid all the time. Maybe you should work harder
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This person pointed out that it wasn't all the other things we've already discussed, it was actually the fact that he didn't have enough beef to actually impress all the girls.

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Sign Me Up For The Meat Wall

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Tweet: Wrong. I always ask someone how many pounds of beef they have before dating them. That's how I ended up married to someone who gets 80,000 pounds of beef a year. Compatibility means nothing if you can just build a smelly wall of meat between you and him
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Where in your house would you put up this meat wall? Would you do it right down the middle of the house and divide it up that way, or what?

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This Is A Very Valid Point

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Tweet: You realize if a woman marries you, she's going to live with you, right? So what do you have to offer a person? It's weird how these tweets never get into why someone would enjoy your company. Or is that 700 pounds of beef meant to be compensation for your personality?
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A lot of what he's listed here doesn't really mean anything if you're in a relationship for the long term because they end up being things you work at together. What about what kind of person she's going to end up stuck with?

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We All Have Questions About The Beef

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Tweet: Women are human beings, not porcelain dolls. We want partners, not providers. If you have all those things and women still don't want you it sounds like a personality issue. Also I have questions about the beef. Like a lot of questions about the beef.
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I hate to sound like a broken record, but how is it that all that beef made it to the top of the list of things that he has to offer? What's he into? What music does he like? What books does he read?

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Some People Were Sympathetic

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Tweet: I hear you bro my wife left me for a chimney sweep. This loser had zero beef rations. Like wtf
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People are going to not be into you, and they're going to leave you, and there are going to be lots of reasons why that happens, but you have to stop taking things so personally.

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I Want Part Of This Tweet On My Gravestone

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Tweet: Absolutely love that you're joking around too. Good men are hard to find. But a good steak is even more rare! Best of luck!
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"Good men are hard to find. But a good steak is even more rare." That line right there is the reason why so many of us have Twitter. It's gold and we're here for it.

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It Kind Of Sounded Like He Was Listing A Dowry

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Tweet: I prefer chickens and goats for my dowry
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When you think about it, if this is what he thinks he has to offer, what is it he expects out of a woman to be a good match? I would be really curious to know.

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There Were Supportive People

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Tweet: You seem like you have your act together. I'd have no
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Of course, there were people in the comments who were supportive of Steve, wished him well, and told him that they hope someday he will find the person he is looking for.

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Steve Seemed To Take It In Stride

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Tweet: Before this goes viral and gets out of hand. I 100% believe that team work makes the dream work. I'm not looking to hold anyone down, only build them up
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Even though his tweet was literally tearing down both women and men he thinks are losers, he wants us all to know he just wants everyone to feel built up and supported.

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And He Wanted To Remind Us Of His Beef, One Last Time

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Tweet: I have the power of beef on my side. Your words can't hurt me!
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He reminds me of the kind of person who should be on TV who we would all love to hate, and he has his catch phrases about beef. I mean "I will beef you up"? Come on.