People Are Sharing What They Envy About The Opposite Sex, And It’s A Riot
The battle of the sexes will go on forever—this is just a fact of life. No matter how hard we work to get along, there will always be something that we envy about the way another gender gets to live their life.
Granted, those things could be rooted in misinformation and weird stereotypes, but that doesn't change how we feel, now does it?
The Struggle Is Real
I know they've come up with all these fancy gadgets that will help women pee wherever they please, but it just isn't the same. There is still so much chance that you're going to end up with pee everywhere.
Opening A Jar Would Be Nice
It sucks, but it is a fact that, in general, men just have better upper body strength than women do. The only reason most of us want a man is to have someone around to open the jam.
Spa Day For The Win
I don't know why more men don't go to the spa to get their hands and feet done. Everyone I know who has done it ends up loving it big time. Let's just make spas the new bars.
Variety Is The Spice Of Life
This is actually something I notice myself. Guys can wear dress pants, shirts and maybe a blazer, and maybe they're getting better with colors, but they must get hot sometimes.
Someone Comment On This Man's Selfies
Why don't guys comment on their friends' selfies? It's totally fine to tell your friend he's looking good and that his smile is stunning. Normalize compliments! Literally, what is wrong with gassing up your friends?
All Excellent Points
The eyelash thing really does get me. Who do these guys think they are, walking around with their beautiful Bambi eyelashes and perfect skin, without even doing anything to earn them?
Everyone Should Love Colors
Having the ability to wear whatever colors you want is a gift, and it should belong to everyone. If you want to wear pink Converse sneakers and blouses, you go for it!
Here It Is
The ultimate divide. When will women finally get functional pockets? Can you believe that we even have fake pockets on some of our clothes? I just can't. It doesn't seem right or fair.
This Is Sad
It's sad that we've gotten to a point in the world where we don't trust that someone can just like kids. Kids are great and they make everyone smile, especially when they do that cute thing where they wave at strangers.
How Lucky Are They?
To be fair, they probably don't really get invited to any of those things, but they likely wouldn't go either way, and they have no idea how lucky that makes them.
Pretty Sure That's Illegal
Not being asked in general when you plan on having kids or if you're seeing someone would be nice. The most interesting thing about me is not my relationship status!!
Shaving Is The Worst
Technically, no one has to shave or wax their legs to wear a dress or shorts, but us ladies will get some pretty judgmental looks from everyone if we walk around with hairy legs.
Not Too Sure About This One
I get how this can be frustrating to think about, but I would imagine that this works out less often than guys might think it does. Also, there is nothing stopping you from opening an OnlyFans, so you should go for it.
ALSO! Don't sass us about not owning our sexuality and then get mad when we do!
I'm Sure This Is Frustrating
I'm sure that it's frustrating to be a guy and feel the pressure of being the one who has to make the first move and pay for everything, and I know there are a lot of people out there with that expectation.
Now Wouldn't That Be Nice?
I can imagine that walking around in the dark in a sketchy neighborhood no matter who you are is kind of scary, but I know this is something that women especially struggle with.
Everyone Should Be Allowed To Feel
It's actually sickening how we still live in a world where some people think that it's a sign of weakness for a man to be emotional. We all have feelings, we all struggle. Make it normal to feel!!
The Other End Of The Spectrum
Women aren't really allowed to feel their feelings, but in a different way than how men aren't. If we express how we feel or whatever, then we get told we are being irrational and overly emotional. Cue the, "Are you on your period?"
Buy Yourself Those Flowers
Flowers and nature are beautiful, and everyone should be allowed to enjoy them no matter what. I would love to give flowers to all the people I care about, men and women.
What's Wrong With A Stay-At-Home Dad?
Hate to break it to you, but there are situations and relationships where the woman makes more money than the man, or where the man has wanted to be a stay-at-home dad all his life. Let's not judge, OK?
But You Have Pockets!
I guess having a purse is something to be envious of because now we have one place we can put all our things, even bigger things, without having to worry they're going to end up in the wash.