One-Tweet Stories To Make You Feel Better About Yourself
When I'm having a bad day, I always try and remember that there is someone out there who is struggling with things that are way worse, and I should be grateful to only be dealing with what I'm dealing with.
One great place to go and find these people is social media. People love to share their stories on social media.
A Good Life Goal
The question needs to be asked if there comes a time when we need to tell our kids that certain dreams they have may never come true. I could probably eat a whole pound of nachos, though.
Honesty Is The Best Policy
The hard part about this would be telling your son he was wrong even if he wasn't. There is just a right and a wrong way to be better than other people.
Again With The Terrible Children
Look, I'm not saying it's OK to be mean to children. But what I am saying is that if this kid starts breaking the rules, he's going to be kicked out real quick.
All It Takes Is Confidence
You know now that she can never go back into that store because she is always going to have to live with the fact that she thought his man wanted her number.
It's Always The Right Order
This isn't exactly someone who is having a hard time, but there is something to be said about a pregnant lady eating chicken tenders being exceptional to you that is worth questioning.
Get Him, Girl
As soon as you say it, you can't get the taste out of your mouth. A stale ham sandwich? There is nothing more sweaty or ordinary that I can think of.
Does This Count As Cheating?
She's going to start asking questions when you spend so much time at the gym but then end up looking exactly the same and you're all caught up on your stories.
I Have Mixed Feelings About This
Do I want to pet a chinchilla that someone has in their bag? Yes, I do. But do I believe that whatever is lurking around in that bag is actually a chinchilla? I'm not so sure.
She Got Her Moment
There is a question here that needs to be asked: How much does dog food taste like human food that she could get away with this without him noticing? I hope she threw a drink in his face after.
Bottoms Up!
At least they will know when they show up both a little tipsy that they were in the same boat and they can laugh about it together. Maybe they'll repeat this tradition on their wedding day.
It's Nice To Be Remembered
This is the perfect kind of story to have to share with people you don't really know well, because it is funny and we all know someone like Dennis who should never be allowed anywhere.
Why Are Kids So Gross?
It would have been really hard not to throw up all that lemonade because you just know that kid has been doing that all day, along with god knows what else little kids do.
Time For A New Dentist
Honestly, this might not be her fault. What kind of laughing gas did they have her on, thinking that sucking on the dentist's finger was a good idea? When did she ever have to do that before?
Maybe It's Her New Look
Like, yeah, generally, men can be super creepy, and they usually don't have the greatest of intentions, but this guy was just trying to help. What was she doing that got lettuce in her hair?
It's Still The Thought That Counts
It sucks to be out that money, but at least she can rest easy knowing that she's a good person and did what most of us wouldn't have with that money.
This Post Made Me Feel Single
How do people do it? How did they find someone that they can put up with for decades? I can barely stand myself most of the time, it's really outrageous.
It Could Have Been A Ghost
That house is haunted! It's haunted by her common sense because she's just opened a whole can of something she doesn't want to deal with. What's she going to say when her mom calls an exorcist?
She's Not Wrong
It seems like on your wedding day, you might be able to justify splurging on an Uber all of your own and not just an Uber Pool. You know, in case you're worried about being late or whatever.
Well, Now She Knows
Sometimes, people just end up having bad luck, and there's nothing you can do about it. How would you even begin to try and make sense of that happening? At least she knows now, right?
That's True Love
No one cares about you as much as someone who might be able to get a tip from you. I hate to break it to you, girl, but he doesn't care the way you want him to.
