It’s Officially Scorpio Season So Here Are Some Tweets If You’re Worried
Scorpio season officially began on October 23rd and if you're like the rest of Twitter, you've definitely noticed it. Maybe you felt the air change, maybe it got slightly more demonic in here, or maybe one of your Scorpio friends has been giggling and rubbing their hands together a lot more recently. These are all strong indicators the end is near— oops, I mean Scorpio season has begun.
Here are some tweets if you're just mildly concerned about the change in the zodiac. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy that Scorpios are having their moment, but I kinda want it to stop. Immediately.
Reconnect With Your Emotions And Brad From Chem Class That You Dated For Three Years
Texting all of your exes is the perfect self-destructive, chaotic, and nonsense way to really start celebrating Scorpio season. Why not just fully lean into the crazy and text every single person you thirstily message late at night and see what happens. Welcome to Scorp szn where we all burn in confusion.
Really Just Alienate A Loved One To Celebrate
Scorps do this because if they suddenly get the urge to continue the argument in the middle of the night, they want to look good while they do it. How are you going to yell at a ten about taking out the garbage with a snatched liner? You can't.
Remember They're Human And Sensitive Just Like Us
Funny, I think Scorpio is spelled the same as Aries because I'm pretty sure I feel these things constantly all the time. Amazing how the English language works sometimes, huh?
Scorpio Szn Is Basically A Month-Long Purge
So the only consequences I can think of would be hard time or ruining many personal relationships. But like, push those thoughts to the back burner for the month because Scorpios, you've waited all year for this. Go ahead and indulge.
What Are You Gonna Do, Lock The Zodiac Killer Up For Just Being A Scorpio?
Oh my God, acquit this man. He's just really getting in tune with his passionate sign in a big and bold way. We can't really fault him for bringing out his inner goddess can we? Oh, we can and do? Oh, okay.
Tis The Season For Getting Your Heart Wrecked
It's awesome how some of us are really into the holidays. Some people have Christmas, others Easter. Me, I'm so into Scorpio season that I fell madly in love with several people and will legitimately die before I tell them. Hahaha.
Get Ready For Some Major Tom Foolery This Szn
Scorpions are water signs, but get this — they love a good chaotic indulgence like every good fire sign. So this Scorpio season, gather all your Scorpio and fire sign friends and do cute fall stuff like pumpkin patch photoshoots or slaughtering a goat.
Did You Hear It Was Scorp Szn? Because It's Scorp Szn.
It's legally required because saying you were "under the influence of my Scorpio sun sign rising" holds up in court for whatever crime you're committing. Only if you're a Scorp though. Otherwise, you just look crazy.
At Least One Of Us Isn't Crippling Under Their Existential Crisis
More power to this man and his quest for darkness. I hope he's out here living his best Scorpio life and doesn't get dizzy from all the demon summoning he's about to do this season. Remember, a level five lord of darkness needs electrolytes too.
Let's All Internally And Externally Scream Now
This hamster is not only a major mood, but it is a political party, a non-profit organization, and the founding principle I base my culture on. Scorpio stress never looked so cute and I aspire to be like this hammy going through heck.
The Scorps Have Risen Baby, And We're Humbled By Their Power
Lord, I am and we should all be. Scorpio season is 100% not a creepy religious cult, but is actually a safe and happy holiday all about freedom and expression. So, what flavor punch you want at the Halloween party?
Your Scorpio Friend Will Spread The Tarp While You Spill The Blood
God help you if you break someone's heart during Scorpio season and they tell their Scorpio friend about it. You are literally endangering your personal property doing this because I can absolutely guarantee that they are coming to egg your house when the windows are open.
Scorpio Season Is Spooky Season So You Can Expect Some Hardcore Goth Business
Okay princes and princesses of darkness, let's all calm down the demon vibes until Halloween. I get that it's also spooky szn, but I'm not sure my heart can handle the Scorpio and spooky crossover that's happening.
Great Omen To Start The Szn
How, why, who, where, and what in the great blue beyond was a scorpion doing in this woman's house. Don't just murder it, move. Move very far away so this doesn't happen again. Sell you wares Priscilla, before its family comes back.
Impending Doom, Secure You Homes For Scorp Szn
If this ain't an omen I don't know what is. The problem clearly lies in how this family has been aligning their energies with the Scorpio powers that be and not where they built their house. When the blood reaches the railing that's when all Scorpios will rise.
Scorpios Are Currently Strengthening Themselves And None Of Us Will Survive
Not only are Scorps loving and supporting each other this season, but we are too. There's nothing better than some truly spooky Scorpio energy to maximize the spookiness that is Halloween. It's a match made in literal heck but we're here for it.
Stop Trying To Make Positive Scorpio Season Happen, It's Never Going To Happen
I mean yeah, agreed. If you're not super into chaos, loud screaming, and the guy you went on a date with once in your freshman year driving by your house crying listening to Kelly Clarkson, then maybe you're not into Scorpio season. That's very, very, very, valid.
It Is Time To Get Empowered!!!!
Okay, but question, how are they all the baddest witch in town? Are they all in different towns? Are we counting rising signs, moons, and planets in different houses? How are we doing this because we need a plan during this chaotic season.
A Scorpio Never Tells. Expect Like Now, Then, And Pretty Much Always
If there's one thing you can count on a Scorpio for, it's the hot and piping tea. They love drama like the rest of the water and fire signs, and they are more than willing to potentially ruin a life by spreading it even if it's their own.
She Got Witchy Accidentally, But There Are No Accidents In Scorpio Season
This is the only way to celebrate and I'm glad someone is doing it right. All they need is the Necronomicon, about four quarts of pig blood, and some light angst and they've completely ascended to full Scorp.
