We All Know One Normal Glass Of Wine Just Isn’t Enough
Usually, there are two kinds of people in the world, the ones who just pour a glass of wine and call it a day, and the ones who bring out the whole bottle and just drink straight out of it. What if there's a world where you could combine both and just drink the whole wine bottle in one glass?
It's "Classy" Meets "Let's Be Honest"
Who are we kidding? With the way the world is in flames right now, on top of the usual—love life in shambles, selling your soul to your job, and being a disappointment to your parents—one glass of wine is NOT enough.
What you need is to just stick your wine glass on top of the bottle and down the whole thing. In other, classier words "plug it and chug it."
No More Looks Of Judgment
Instead of the concerned and pitying looks from everyone around you, you'll be met with giggles and smiles. You can finally be the life of the party again and not just a topic of judgment!
The steps are easy because you're likely not to be sober for long. Simply screw the Guzzle buddy glass into your favorite bottle. Aerate and drink in just one step. Pouring is one less chore you have to worry about.
You Won't Be Making A Mess (Hopefully)
Not that anyone is counting, but The Guzzle Buddy is a 16 oz. glass, and the best part is that it's unbreakable (we can't guarantee the same applies to the bottle). The Guzzle Buddy is made from Tritan copolyester plastic and uses a silicone sleeve that screws gently into most bottles to provide a perfect seal so you won't spill everywhere and make a mess.
Whether you make a mess of yourself because you drank too much and started sobbing over Joe breaking with you three years ago, though, is completely on you, and the Guzzle Buddy will not be held responsible.
Why Limit Yourself?
Life constrains us enough as it is, and wine would never do the same to you. If anything, alcohol is what frees you, so how you drink it should reflect that. That's why this glass doesn't just fit wine bottles, but also beer, soda, and cider bottles to fit whatever depressed mood you're in that day.
Plus it's freezer-safe, so you could get your drink ice-cold. And it's dishwasher-safe too, so once you're drunk enough, just rack it in the dishwasher and forget about it with the rest of your problems.
