Sick Of Playing The Dating Game? Knit Your Own Boyfriend Instead
Did you know there's a holiday dedicated to reminding people they are single other than Valentine's Day? Single's Day is just another horrible reminder that the dating world is a dark, scary place that's kind of a drag.
If you're tired of searching for Mr. Right and willing to put in a little manual work, this book has a crafty solution to your boy problems.
DIY A Boyfriend
It's one thing to fantasize about your dream man in your head while watching romcoms, but this instruction book gives you the power to personally create the man of your dreams.
You Can Customize Him As Much As You Want
The book comes with 13 separate styles depending on how you want your boyfriend's hair, skin, clothes, and accessories to look. It's much easier than trying to get an IRL boyfriend to use product in his hair!
The Instructions Are Fool Proof
The book has clear and extensive instructions that are easy to follow, so even a knitting newbie would be able to stitch the man of her dreams together with a little time and effort.
He's All Yours—And He'll Never Talk Back
Not only does he look just like you want, but a knit boyfriend will never cheat, gaslight you, or hit on your friends!
Jokes aside, reviewers say that this little knitting craft is fun and easy to complete, makes for a great gift, and leaves you with a nice cuddle buddy.