Indulge In The Sweet Smell of Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Infused With Independence
You just got divorced... Congratulations! There are a million ways you could celebrate: you could go on a night out with your besties, or you could light a nice candle with a hot bath and a glass wine...especially a candle that's made to celebrate the milestone you just crossed.
What's Better Than Filing For Divorce?
That wasn't a rhetorical question. The answer is the smell and feeling of independence. It's almost as good as the look on their face when they finally realize that you are fully done with them...and not even flowers and a nice romantic dinner could get you to change your mind this time.
This is a day to celebrate, and you need this candle to celebrate it with. It doesn't matter if it's been a few hours or a few years since your divorce, that day should be marked on your calendar forever.
It Does Have A Real Scent
Yes, divorce has been turned into a smell. In this case, it's the fragrance of 100% all-natural soy wax products created without any phthalates, dyes, or irritants.
You can rest assured that unlike your careless exes, these candles have been poured and hand-scented in small batches. They're way safer than a human being because they feature non-GMO and U.S.-grown wax, premium essential oils, and perfume oil blend that no partner could ever have.
Don't Feel Restrained
Just like you're not tied to one partner forever as you proved with your divorce, you're not tied to one candle smell. These candles come in a range of scents for everyone, from lavender and lemon to pineapple and mango.
They have everything from relaxing to tropical, which is quite a refreshing change from the vacays you went on with your ex.
It Just Got Personal
Just like they made it personal when they hurt you, each product is handmade in small batches in a Florida studio by a small team of skilled staff.
They then package and label each item and send them off to be enjoyed by their new lovers!
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Made by the Malicious Mermaid, the Freshly Signed Divorce Papers scented candle is made to smell exactly like the day you got your life back! It's has a nearly five-star rating on Amazon, so it has a really good rep, unlike that overgrown frat boy you just divorced.
