Get A Cardboard Cutout Of The Only Man Worth Trusting: Danny DeVito
After dating around for long enough as a heterosexual woman, you eventually start to wonder: are there any men worth trusting out there? While arguments can be made for different men you encounter, I think we can unequivocally agree that there is one man who would never let us down: Danny Devito, who you can now have standing in your kitchen 24/7.
He Is The Only True Short King
Danny DeVito may be short, but he's considered by people in the industry to be one of the nicest people in Hollywood. He helped look after young Mara Wilson on set when she was acting in Matilda, and he has anecdotally helped absolute strangers he comes across.
There Is No One I Would Rather Have Stand In My Kitchen
You can get a life-size cardboard cutout of the actor, standing at an accurate 4'10", to stand in your house and act as a guardian angel. If you think about texting your ex at 3 a.m., all you have to do is look over and ask WWDDD (what would Danny DeVito Do)?
The Cutout Is High Resolution, Too
The cutout, which is easy to assemble, is also printed in high-resolution to make it an excellent prop in photos. You can easily make Danny a member of your friend group pic or keep him up as a party decoration for people to pose with—everyone is bound to love him.
