2020 Was A Bust, So Keep Your 2021 Expectations Low With This Unspirational Calendar
Remember those feelings of joy you had on December 31st, 2019? You were standing at a New Year's Eve party with a group of friends talking about how 2020 was going to be a good year?
Look at us now. All those cute dreams and aspirations for the year down the drain. If anything, it's been a wake-up call for the dangers of having hope. However, this calendar lets you lean into the bleak reality of life.
Meet The Most Unspirational Calendar Ever
If you're a pessimist at this point, "everything happens for no reason" is the perfect daily calendar for you! No longer do you need to have hope for the future: you can instead read day after day of unspirational messages.
Keep Your Expectations Low
Cut out that blind optimism and instead embrace a daily dose of reality. Shoot for the moon, and realistically you'll never reach the stars or the moon—you'll simply die in the cold vacuum of space.
All In All, It's Okay To Laugh At The Banality Of Life
This 365-page calendar is a hilarious and self-deprecating way to consider that, in reality, life is not always as inspirational and clearly understandable as you would think. Sometimes, things really just happen without reason, things suck, and we don't meet our dreams.
And, honestly, that's okay.