Forget Flowers, Pickle Bouquets Are All We Want For Valentine’s Day
In a world where candy, chocolate, and flowers are toted as the good stuff for Valentine's Day, salty-food lovers can feel like they're being snubbed for the holiday. Well, don't worry, because pickle bouquets are here to fix the rift between you and your salty-loving partner that years of therapy never could.
Grillo's pickles, a Boston based pickle company, posted a photo of the rose-alternative and it legit broke the internet. So people started posting their own versions of the briney bouquet and they're pretty much the only thing you should be making or buying to impress someone this year.
Make Your Pregnant Wife Love You Again
Whether they enjoy it chill and dill, sweet and sour, or don't-come-near-me-garlicky, if you give the gift of pickle bouquets, you know your significant other is going to be left satisfied. And ready for your pickle later.
DIY Your Own Dill Bouquet (Aka Giant Bloody Mary Topper)
The best part about these is that you can either pay someone to make it for you, or you can do it yourself and make it as epic as possible. Add little cheeses, pickled peppers, or peanut butter pods to really hit all the craving spots. Heck, fill up the base with a Bloody Mary...you know you were thinking that anyway.
You Can Finally Grace Their Social Media Again
Gone are the dark days that you've spent in Instagram obscurity wondering if your partner secretly hates you because you never get a shoutout online. Don't worry, they don't hate you, it's just because they hate your new beard. With the pickle bouquet, they'll definitely be snapping a bunch of photos and tagging you in them.
Olive For This Kinda Thing
Look at this gorgeous specimen here with its basil leaves, olives, and delightful dill accouterments. The more I look at these the higher the chances are that I order one right now and simultaneously book my doctor's appointment to talk about my spike in blood pressure.
