Get The Christmas Party Jingle Bell-Rocking With This Large Stocking Flask
There are exactly three things I look forward to during the holiday season: seeing my family, catching up with friends, and getting belligerently drunk at a slew of holiday parties and family functions for two weeks straight.
However, if you like to make your drinks a little more festive but also don't want to go through the effort of actually learning to craft an interesting cocktail, Amazon has the perfect solution that can take any Christmas event to the next level, so long as you're at least 21 and drink responsibly, of course.
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The Stocking Flask Is The Most Festive Way To Get Wasted!
This stocking-shaped bag flask holds up to 2.25L of whatever drink you prefer, whether it be wine, liquor, or mixed drinks. It comes with a hoop to hook it onto a mantel or anywhere else and it's strong enough to not break under the weight of your bag full of tequila!
It's Made With Partying In Mind
Much like the boxed wine that you've probably had more times than you're willing to admit, this stocking flask comes with a manually-controlled spout that's easy to use even if you're a few drinks deep. The top cap screws off and the wide-mouth opening makes it easy to fill and refill the bag.
Slap The Stocking Is Replacing "Slap The Bag"
Do you have a deeply repressed memory from a college party where people went around slapping the bag from a box of wine before downing some gulps? Bring back that experience, but make it incredibly festive instead with your friends. Just don't invite any Chads or Brads to the party.
Keep It Safe And Responsible!
The stocking is made of BPA free plastic, and the company promises that the spout is completely drip-proof.
The stocking flask is available for Amazon and is currently retailing at a sale price of $9.99 and has a 4.5-star rating, with one reviewer saying "it was a big hit" at her family's Christmas party.
Buy It For Yourself Or Someone Else
When I think about my future life and holiday experiences, I imagine myself growing up to be the wine aunt who makes a lot of edgy jokes and brings the good pinot grigio. If you're in the same boat, start bringing the wine aunt energy from now and roll up with a stocking everyone is excited to empty!
