14+ Guys Who Might As Well Admit They Know Nothing About Women

When men have questions about how women behave with one another, in private, or why they do certain things, they should probably start by Googling, then asking.

They should never begin by stating their outrageous (ill-informed) opinions via text or social media where they can be exposed for not understanding women—yet here we are.

She’s Not Uninterested In Having Sex, Just In Having Sex With You

The person who tweeted that men only cheat because women are “rarely ever in the mood for sex” might as well have just tweeted that he’s bad at sex.

Man tweets about women not liking sex and men cheating, woman shuts him down
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Photo Credit: DamonSanders_9_9 / Reddit

Women have functioning sex drives just like men do. Shocking, right?

Just Use The Bacteria-Covered Hand Soap To Wash Your Face

This boy gets points for knowing that wearing makeup before bed is not a good idea, and for offering to let his date do her “skincare routine” in his bathroom.

Tweet about sleeping at a boy's house and he suggested using Dial hand soap as face wash
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Photo Credit: @Coll3enG / Twitter

But he loses all the points for expecting her to use his Dial hand soap bar.

Tell Me You’ve Never Hung Out With Women Without Telling Me

Apparently, this guy’s only understanding of what happens when women hang out is based entirely on slumber party scenes from movies written by men.

Post about women hanging out with each other wearing lingerie
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Photo Credit: Gredgin_ / Reddit

Do men really think that lingerie is comfortable?

A Meme About Marriage From Someone Who Has Definitely Never Been Married

This meme about having sex during marriage ends with “If you know what I mean!”

Marriage meme about having sex, inaccurate
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Photo Credit: PositivityCentral / Reddit

No, we 100% do not know what you mean. Unless you mean that you know nothing about basic female anatomy and the vagina, then yes, that’s extremely clear.

Say It With Me: Sexuality And Physical Characteristics Are Not Related

Why is it that some men can’t wrap their heads around physical attributes being related to sexuality?

Reddit interaction about women/lesbians
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Photo Credit: RabbitsEatsCarrots / Reddit

That’s not how it works! That’s not how any of this works! The joke here is that no lesbians want men, and not the other way around.

Apparently Women And Men Are Evolving Separately

At least this loser revealed that he’s a misogynist early on in the conversation.

text conversation between man and woman. man says women aren't as evolved
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Photo Credit: jadelity / Reddit

He somehow thinks that men managed to evolve faster than women, even though HUMAN evolution progressed at the exact same pace for all of us.

Kinda Learning And Hearing Isn’t Good Enough

This person needs to go back to “kinda” learning/hearing because they seem to have gotten a bad source of information.

Tweet about women's preferences for partners based on breast size
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Photo Credit: t00ryaa / Reddit

This is “obviously not 100% accurate or anything” because it’s actually just nonsensical ramblings about misunderstanding lesbianism.

Someone Teach This Guy About The Female Orgasm

This guy decided to reveal that he knows absolutely nothing about how the female orgasm works, or how a gynecology exam really goes down (or should we say up?).

Text exchange where man doesn't understand how gyno appointments work
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Photo Credit: Jkbabble / Reddit

It’s not comfortable, or sexual, like at all.

Turns Out Women Don’t Have Jobs

According to this super sexist meme, women don’t have real jobs or careers, so any woman you see out there in the real world is probably just a figment of your imagination.

Terrible meme about how men make money versus how women make it
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Photo Credit: maximumrideforever / Reddit

Men, on the other hand, are relentless laborers who propel the world forward. And they almost single-handedly fund the porn industry, but he left that part out.

Liar, Liar, Men’s Pants On Fire

This jerk prefers when women are modest, conforming, and wearing long frock skirts that hide their bodies.

Pants are not for women tweet
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Photo Credit: KaKrake / Reddit

He’s also single, makes regular donations to a religious cult, and is looking for a long-term commitment from a woman he can verbally abuse for years.

Women Are Hunters On The Prowl

This post would have you believe that women wake up every day, stretch, and then begin their predator-style hunt for the best male specimen in the area to target and take down.

Post about how women are always seeking out a better mating partner
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Photo Credit: Boring_Psycho / Reddit

Hate to break it to you men, but this is not accurate.

Midwies Know Best When It Comes To Nothing

Taking advice online from whatever a “midwie” is should not be a priority during pregnancy.

Comment on a news article about unwed young mothers
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Photo Credit: niriides / Reddit

There’s a good chance that whoever posted this was a man with a hidden agenda, but more importantly, it’s not scientifically accurate.

Women Can’t Be Friends

The stereotype of catty women trying to tear each other down through manipulation is so boring and overdone.

Reddit post about how women socialize by falsely complimenting each other
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Photo Credit: calypsocoin / Reddit

But some dudes are still pushing the narrative, lowkey admitting that they don’t actually spend much time with women.

You Don’t Need A Source For A General Statement

This sounds like an argument that would have gone in circles and ended up accomplishing nothing.

Post about women having lives outside of men
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Photo Credit: Balloon_911 / Reddit

Some men can’t take a woman for her word unless she can produce a “source” for it, and even then, it helps if the source is male.

She Should Cancel Her Subscription To Her Boyfriend

Boys have truly been failed by health studies classes in school because they were never taught about the female reproductive system.

Boyfriend doesn't understand periods tweet
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Photo Credit: icabwithlife / Reddit

Which has resulted in full-grown men saying things like this.

Boys Need Sex Education, So Badly

Marriage in the 1800s was a different experience, but whoever responded to this joke seems like they might still be living with an 1800s mindset.

Joke about marriage in 1870 with comments responding
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Photo Credit: xduddleyx / Reddit

For the love of god, someone please teach boys sex education.